WCWF WarZone IV: April Armageddon (4/27/97)

+==============================================================================+ W A R Z O N E  IV: A P  R  I  L     A  R  M  A  G  G  E  D  O  N Live from Tampa, Florida   : April 27, 1997 +==============================================================================+ [Fades in on the scene of a jam packed Ice Palace in Tampa, Florida. Fireworks explode near the entrance and fire flames up in the ring making a WCWF symbol in midair.] Fountain: Welcome to Tampa, Flordia where we are live for tonights big pay per view extraveganza... Warzone IV: April Armaggedon. Hello everybody, I'm Matt Fountain alongside Jon Shamus... and we are awaiting the first matchup tonight between "No Fear" Jeremy Enigk and WCWF Television Champion Thunderman. Shamus: Ah, who cares... I'm here to see Satan's Little Helpers destroy those comic book freaks. Fountain: Well, for those of you not in attendance tonight.... we have just finished up the two Free 4 All matches.. which you might have seen on your local pay per view carrier. Shamus: Yea, first we had MRTA defeat the Blues Brothers in a lethal Street Fight matchup when Polay Campos used a Doctor Bomb on Jake Blues to get the win. Fountain: Then, the Powers of Pain took the Eliminators the distance and capitalized on a missed DDT with the Big Foot from The Barbarian to cover John Kronos for the three count. Shamus: Yea.. but who cares... it's time for some action! Fountain: We've got some prerecorded comments from Thunderman that we want to roll first... then we'll go to the ring! [Cuts to comments from Thunderman] (Thunderman is just putting on his street clothes, when Marc Kardon caught him) Marc: That was quite an IMPRESSIVE performance, tonight Thunderman !!! T-Man: Thanks, Marc !!! That was, in fact, one of my BEST MATCH !!! Really. But i wanted to beat this SON OF A B^TCH so bad, i braught the best of me. Tonight, MR.EXTREME, i prouved to EVERYONE that you are nothing but a HAS BEEN !!!! You go around saying that YOU should have this BELT around your waist and YOU should be the CHAMP. EXTREME if you could wrestle AS GOOD AS YOU TALK.....YOU WOULD BE A HELL OF A WRESTLER !!! But sometimes it's BETTER not to talk, cause it ALWAYS get back on you. But I am not TRUE with you, MOTHER F^CKER !!! After WARZONE IV i will go AFTER your BUTT again, cause you did a TERRIBLE MISTAKE when you BRAUGHT my SON in to this.....OH !!!!........WHAT A MISTAKE !!!!!!!! NOBODY MESS AROUND WITH MY BOY !!!!!!!!!! NO ONE WILL EVER LAY A FINGER ON HIM....NO ONE..... DO YOU UNDERSTAND...........MR.EXTREME ????????? [Cuts back] Shamus: What the hell is that moron talking about? Fountain: I'm sure we'll find out soon enough.. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WCWF Television Title Match "No Fear" Jeremy Enigk with Rowdy Roddy Piper versus WCWF Television Champion Thunderman with Sunny <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Seifret: The following matchup is scheduled for one fall... first, coming down the aisle, led by his manager Roddy Piper... "NOO FEEAAR" JEEREEMY EENIIGK !!! [Gets heat as he music starts up and he makes his way out. He looks determined as he makes his way to the ring.] Seifret: And his opponent.... lead down the aisle by his manager, Sunny, the WCWF TELEVISION CHAMPION.... THUUNDEERMAAN! [Huge pop as Thunderman comes out pumped up and slapping hands with the fans in the aisle.] [Bell rings] Fountain: And right off the start, Thunderman takes Enigk down with a bridging back suplex. Shamus: Lemme just take this time to say, if a pile of horse dung got in the ring and wrestled, this is what you'd see. Fountain: Enigk with a quick back suplex now, whipping Thunderman into the ropes, and planting an elbow in his face. Enigk picking Thunderman up now, and Thunderman proves to be the quicker of the two as he gains the upperhand. Thunderman slams Enigk to the outside concrete. Shamus: And not even these deadbeat fans can't get into this match. Look at the rush to the bathroom. Fountain: Thunderman jumps onto the fallen Enigk with a plancha now. That looks like it took a lot out of Thunderman as well. Enigk getting up now, and he knocks Thunderman into the ringpost. Enigk with a soviet suplex, and he tosses Thunderman back into the ring. Shamus: You think I could get a few pillows down here? Fountain: Thunderman strikes first with a fist to the midsection, now a kick to the midsection. Thunderman to the ropes now, and hits Enigk with a backdrop. Thunderman to the ropes again, but this time its Enigk with a clothesline. Enigk follows with a spinning toe hold. Shamus: BORING! BORING! Fountain: I don't know what match your watching, but in the ring we have two top competitors both wrestling and counter-wrestling. Thats what its all about. Enigk placing Thunderman on the top turnbuckle now....superb superplex. Jeremy Enigk is wasting no time, and taking it the champ early. Shamus: I have a good mind to get into that ring and beat that little snot Thunderman to the ground. Fountain: I'd love to see you try. Enigk with a headscissors submission, but Thunderman gets a foot on the ropes. Enigk with a flying headbutt now. Enigk running to the ropes, and once again taking Thunderman to the mat with a backdrop. Now it looks like Enigk is going to attempt a springboard ran, but Thunderman sneaks under with a double leg-hook. Referee Eric Clark with the count: One, two,   Enigk with a strong kickout. Shamus: Damnit, will Enigk just get the win so we can get this over with? Fountain: Thunderman sending Enigk to the ropes now, taking him down with a nicely executed side suplex. Thunderman motioning for the Thunderstruck, but Enigk just a step ahead and he executes a backdrop. Enigk blocking a backbreaker, and lands Thunderman with a neck snap. Shamus: Yeah, thats the right idea, break his neck, then he can't continue, and then we don't have to see this crap anymore. We can get you kicked out of the WCWF. Fountain: Enigk with a lariat, but that only fires the champ up. Thunderman takes control with a faceslam, nails "No Fear" with a fallaway slam, and another face slam. Thunderman giving Enigk absolutely no time to even recooperate, Enigk probably doesn't even know where he is. Thunderman with a single-leg takedown...and now a dropkick. Picking up a startled Jeremy Enigk, and sends him back to the mat with a short clothesline. Shamus: That's it, i'm gonna go get a soda. Fountain: You can't do that, your working here! Shamus: Then just stop me then. Fountain: Well, it looks like my esteemed colleague has temporarily left the broadcast booth. In the ring Jeremy Enigk finally gains some composure by moving out of the way of a Thunderman flying bulldog. Enigk taking control with a grapevine. Thunderman reaching the ropes now. Shamus: Ahh, you see, that wasn't so bad was it? Fountain: You have no class. Shamus: What, you wanted one too? Hey, looks like i got back just in time, what's going on over there? Fountain: It appears a large crowd has formed to the left of us in the arena....can we get a camera over there? Shamus: Well, well, well, its my boys Mustafa X, and Slick, and check out those fly retro 70's jumpsuits their wearing! Fountain: Indeed it is Slick and Mustafa X.  It appears as if Slick has a rather large boombox on his shoulder...... Shamus: And look at my man Mustafa X, he's down there break dancing for the fans! Fountain: Looks like these two "Jive Soul Bros" are trying to hype up the crowd a little. Shamus: Heh, my main man Slick just turned into the Human Beat Box, and Mustafa is still ripping it up. And would you check out the honey's. Fountain: Not even Mr. T wears that much gold. Shamus: And the Docta of Style always lookin' his best. Just look at that afro glisten in the arena lights. Fountain: I think its about time we got back to the action. We're about 10 minutes into this one, and neither man is really dominating as of yet. Thunderman with a backbreaker, and a flying legdrop....but he can only get a One count. Shamus: I'm getting ready to throw this can into the ring. Fountain: You will do nothing of the kind. Thunderman running to the ropes, and Enigk blocks a faceslam. Enigk with a DDT now, and follows with a spin kick. Thunderman sends Enigk to the rope, but Enigk lands a backdrop which sends the champ to the outside. Shamus: I'll admit, this is a little better. And least Enigk is killing him now. Figure Enigk will wind up beating him, and we won't have to put up with Thunderman and his belt anymore. Fountain: Enigk knocks Thunderman into the ringsteps, and now Thunderman knocks Enigk into the ringsteps. Thunderman sending Enigk to the ringpost now, and, oh word.....Jeremy Enigk is bleeding all over the place. Shamus: Come on referee..... are you going to allow illegal stuff like this all night? Fountain: Calm down a little. Enigk ducks a flying lariat, and whips Thunderman into the guardrail. Both men enter the ring now, and Thunderman blocks a Soviet suplex, and lands his own single leg takedown. Shamus: Neither of these two men can stand! You know what that means? Fountain: I'm sure you going to tell me.... Shamus: It means I won't have to put up with this for very much longer! Fountain: Jeremy Enigk is soaking the ring with blood. Attempting a Doctor Bomb on the champ, but Thunderman lands a backdrop....but it's Enigk turning it around with a sunset flip. Referee Eric Clark with the count: One, Two, but Thunderman gets the shoulder up. Shamus: C'mon Clark you putz, count faster! Count faster! Fountain: Enigk to the ropes now, missing a clothesline, and Thunderman missing a shoulderblock....but Thunderman hits him with a backdrop. Enigk falls out of the ring again, and Thunderman is following him out. Shamus: Here we go again. Fountain: Thunderman knocks Enigk into the ringstep. And plants the bloody Enigk into the concrete with a backbreaker. Thunderman rolling Enigk into the ring now, and if he covers him this one could be over. Shamus: Yes! Finally, c'mon Thunderman, pin him! Fountain: I'd never thought I'd hear that coming from you. Shamus: Well, under the current circumstances..... Fountain:  Thunderman with a Frankensteiner, going for the pin. One, two, Shamus: THREE! Finally, its over! Fountain: No. Only a two count. Thunderman with the THUNDERBOMB! And I believe he has him. Eric Clark with the count, One, Two, ...... Shamus: THREE! Halleuiah! Fountain: This time you got it right. And Thunderman retains his Television Belt. The winner is Thunderman. Time of match: 13:40 Shamus: So, Thunderman keeps his TV Title for one more night... whoopety doo. Fountain: Earlier today... I heard that he will defend his belt Saturday against the one and only... "Assassin" Alex Anderson! Shamus: Good... I hope they beat each other to death. Fountain: And our next matchup is between The Alien and Vegeta.... let's get prerecorded comments from each man. [Cuts to pre-recorded comments] (Vegeta and the Sayiyans are sitting in their locker rooms. Mr Perfect is also there,  and they all have towels and ice packs on their heads) Vegeta: Satan's Little Helpers!!! HHHAAAAA!!!! (Vegeta picks up a chair and throws it through the wall) Gokou: You know,  this isn't how we were planning to reach the finals. Satan's Little Helpers... yeah, that's exactly what you are. Little. You wanted our attention, well,  now you have it. It seems we'll be meeting for the American Tag Team championship... well, I have news for you... we couldn't care less about those belts Gohan: That's right. When we arrive at Warzone IV, we will have one primary goal... and that is to kick the living crap out of you... and as for you Glacier... you want to stick your nose where it doesn't belong... well, you will once again feel the raw power of the Super Kamail Mail Wave, I guarantee you that Perfect: Satan's little Helpers,  you laid your hands on Mr Perfect. Nobody touches Mr Perfect!!! NOBODY!!! If I had medical clearance, I'd be perfect plexing both of you in a week's time....  Vegeta:  You will ALL feel the wrath of the Sayiyan... and as for you, Alien... oh, I havent forgotten about you. You will feel the Thunderstrike... then you will feel another, and another, and another... and Glacier... maybe you want a Thunderstrike as well. You will PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!!! KAYOKEN SA BAI DAH!!! HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! [Cuts back] Shamus: Man.. I bet that SLH is really scared now... Perfect threatened to get back in the ring. Maybe The Crow should teach him another lesson. Fountain: Let's go to these comments from the Alien. [Cuts to pre-recorded comments] [The Alien is swimming. He comes out of the pool, lies down and starts to speak] A: Vegeta, congratulations! Your last match... 'Twas good. You were good... I have to admit... But not good enough!!! I'll have to beat you again to make you realize you are an inferior creature, it seems... But... the hell, if it takes this much, I'll beat you again! Mr. Prezident, this is the last time I ask you to make a deceision about the fixed match!!! I thought you came here to get everything right! Right? Then why do you let Tman possess the belt he earned unfairly? And, i think it's not him to be blamed, he mught not have known about it at all... I want the rematch, and that's my final word!!! [fade] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "No Interference Match" The Alien versus Vegeta with Master Yoshi <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Seifret: The following contest has been scheduled for one fall. It has been dubbed a "No Interferance" match. Coming down the aisle first.... [The Alien's theme shoots out on the PA as fans start to give mixed reactions.] Seifret: THEE ALIIEEN !!! Fountain: The Alien getting a mixed reaction tonight... probably since he is fighting the ever popular Vegeta. Shamus: Ever popular my a- Seifret: And his opponent.... [Huge pop as the Vegeta theme blasts out on the PA] Seifret: Coming down the aisle with his manager, Master Yoshi, weighing in at 350 pounds... VEEGEETAA! Fountain:"Vegeta now entering the ring for his matchup with the Alien, and what a match these two individuals had back at March Madness, and Alien all over him as he enters the ring, there's the bell, and now Vegeta and Alien going at it outside the ring!!" Shamus:"I hope these two idiots don't think this is another outer space match..get back in the ring you two morons...let's get this over with..." Fountain:"You better hope Vegeta doesn't hear you again, now Vegeta taking the Alien into the ringpost and he's got him up...OUCH!! He slammed the back of the Alien across those ringsteps." Shamus:"Oh wow...Vegeta's really hardcore... " Fountain:"Both men back in the ring now..standing wrist lock by the Alien, now he turns it into a armbar..into a belly to back suplex!! Great display of technical skill from the Alien." Shamus:" " Fountain:"Vegeta back up to one knee..DDT by the Alien!!! He really spiked him with that one!!" Shamus:"What?!? Huh?!? Can't you see I'm trying to sleep Fountain, will you shut up!!" Fountain:"No, I will not shut up...Alien whips Vegeta into the corner,no, Vegeta reverses it and follows him in with a shoulderblock, but the Alien quickly out of there and off the far ropes, Vegeta sees him, backdrop into a jumping DDT!!! What a manuever by Vegeta!! Look at Master Yoshi!!" Shamus:"I'm not lookin' at that guy, what the hell's the matter with you Fountain? You seem to like that guy a little TOO much." Fountain:"Vegeta wasting alot of time here, perhaps planning a strategy, Alien takes him down with a rolling kick, off the ropes, leg lariat sends Vegeta to the outside." Shamus:"I wish this was an outer space match...anything thing to get them outta here sooner..." Fountain:"Alien goes for a springboard drop kick but Vegeta saw it coming and got outta there, Vegeta now with a hard chop to the chest of the Alien. Now Vegeta sending Alien back into those ringsteps and he's getting a chair out of our audience!" Shamus:"Disqualify him ref!! End the match!! Please for the love of God END THE MATCH!! He just hit the Alien with a chair..that should be a DQ, Erik Clark isn't doing his damn job!" Fountain:"Vegeta picking up Alien, but Alien able to pull Vegeta into those steps, now he's got the chair, and he just cracked Vegeta with it!" Shamus:"Hit him in the Dragon Z Balls!" Fountain:"Alien up on the apron, and here he comes, Vegeta moved!! Alien just missed a flying knee drop and went right into the steel ring steps, now Vegeta up...THUNDERSTRIKE ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!" Shamus:"The Alien is OUT!! He's also busted WIDE open! Better stop the match before someone gets seriously hurt Clark..actually, let these guys get seriously hurt..I don't care." Fountain:"Vegeta now rolling Alien back inside the ring, and he jsut threw that chair in there as well, he's apparently not done with the Alien yet!" Shamus:"DQ! DQ! DQ! DQ! I'm gonna write a petition the WCWF Executive Committee, this Clark guy has NO business as a referee whatsoever!" Fountain:"Well,I guess that could be called a DQ, I think Erik Clark wants to see a clear winner here though." Shamus:"A CLEAR WINNER?!? With these two losers we'll be here all night!" Fountain:"Now Vegeta going pulling the Alien to his feet, and The Alien just went downstairs with a knee!!" Shamus:"Vegeta better hope his Dragon Z Balls are still ok after that!" Fountain:"Alien with a roundhouse right sending Vegeta to the mat and he follows it up with a Octopus hold, Vegeta quickly reaches the ropes and Erik Clark demands they break the hold." Shamus:"Why is he harassing Alien about that when there is a CHAIR in the ring?" Fountain:"Alien whipping Vegeta into the ropes, Alien misses with a kick, and Vegeta with a side suplex onto that chair!!!" Shamus:"Now Erik Clark gets the chair outta the ring, after the damage is done..Vegeta could win it here with the Scorpion Death Lock!!" Fountain:"No..Alien quickly struggles over to the ropes to break the hold..." Shamus:"See, all these teachers and masters Vegeta has don't tell him what he needs to know...he should have pulled him to the middle of the ring before he put that hold on him." Fountain:"Both men up now, Alien off the ropes, Vegeta misses with a savage clothesline, and Alien send him down with a shoulder block and follows it up with a somersault splash, now the Alien backing off." Shamus:"I swear they are working together to torture me, there has not been ONE pinfall attempt in this match so far..please God let it end soon..." Fountain:"Vegeta back to his feet, he appears slightly dazed though, and that elbowsmash from Alien won't help, now Alien with an enzuigiri, spin kick, Vegeta still on his feet, leg lariat sends him to the mat though." Shamus:"See, Vegeta could have won it, but now the Alien is fighting back and this match is gonna go on for thirty minutes, I'm gonna get bored, go insane, kill everyone..." Fountain:"Alien with a enzuilariato, and he goes for another but Vegeta ducks. Alien off the ropes, Vegeta misses with a clothesline, misses with a kick, but NAILS him with a jumping DDT!" Shamus:"Now what?!? Why is he sending him out here? He can't pin him out here, I swear this idiot thinks this is another Outer Space match!!" Fountain:"Both men on the outside, Master Yoshi just handed Vegeta an object, I couldn't see what it was, but he just took a swing at Alien with it, but Alien able to duck and wrestle the object away." Shamus:"Damn it, it's brass knuckles, stop saying The Object, you make it sound too damn complex Fountain, these too are nothing but cheap thugs who make up for their lack of ability by using brass knuckles." Fountain:"Well, Vegeta and The Alien are wrestling over the BRASS KNUCKLES still..and it appears Vegeta has them and he just rocked the Alien them, and again, JUMPING DDT on the cement floor, that could be the end of it!!" Shamus:"Yes!! Vegeta is putting the Alien back in the ring!! THANK GOD!! THUNDERSTRIKE it's over!! Please let it be over!! One, Two, Three!!!" Fountain:"What a win for Vegeta, now The Alien complaining to Erik Clark, he seems to think the count was a little fast..." Shamus:"Believe me, there wasn't ANYTHING fast about that whole match." Fountain:"I really can't wait for Vegeta to watch this match later on and hear your commentary..."  Shamus: Two boring matches down... hopefully no more to go. Fountain: Vegeta pulling off the win here tonight with the Thunderstrike... and I've heard that alot of noise is coming from President Goddard's office about this move. Shamus: Yea.. and I'm one of those people. It's a foreign object and completely unfair for him to use this move. Fountain: Well... let's go down to ringside for another match, and these guys really know how to use foreign objects. Shamus: What are you talking about, Matt? These are the "cleanest" wrestlers in the WCWF. Fountain: Let's go to these pre-recorded comments first... <<<<<<Camera fades into a scene of Mountains covered in snow. The camera slowly pans right until the outline of a Shaolin Temple can be seen. The camera slowly zooms in revealing a ghostly building, the sounds of dead Shaolin monks can be heard chanting malignant prayers throughout the background. The camera zooms up to the Front door.. Satanic writings cover the door, Dead bodies litter the courtyard, and the smell of rotting flesh fills the air with death!! The doors open revealing a Dark chamber. Flames erupt from the walls as torches come to life. SHAOLIN DYNAMITE stands in the middle of this deadly room, practicing his ancient kung fu techniques. LUCIFER M.D walks out from behind one of the many shadows and begins to speak.>>>>>> Lucifer M.D:  "ADAM CHRIST, I see you have finally come up with enough guts to meet my SHAOLIN DYNAMITE in the ring at WARZONE via a STRETCHER match!!  Well, Its about fucking time you stepped up to the plate.  You talk your shit about how your going to rid the WCWF of my SHAOLIN DYNAMITE and of my SATAN'S LITTLE HELPERS.  You talk about how you have FRIENDS who are going to help you in this CRUSADE against HELL!!  Well my friend, your WRONG!!  First of all, HELL'S CHAMPIONS will win the TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT at WARZONE. We beat the greasy SHIT out of the ROAD WARRIORS, GIANT JERK-OFF and DARCOCK, and those hair-lipped cunt bunnies: THE HARDLINERS...and frankly- you don't make a GOD DAMNED DIFFERENCE." <<<<<<>>> LUCIFER M.D:  "Second of all, ADAM CHRIST, you dont have enoughpower to stop HELL. Shiet, you didn't even have enough power to take out that punk BITCH, JIMMY ENIGK... So listen up fucker, Come WARZONE, we are going to beat your face in so bad, Your MAMA will stop FUCKING you! That's right: you can kiss your Bible reading, Church going, Sunday School Teaching ass GOOD BYE!!! Ooooooh...but I forgot....you've got that "secret society" that's backing you up...you know, the one that is going to "remove us from the WCWF"- FOR GOOD? Ha! BULLSHIT. You know GODDAMNED WELL that you "secret clubhouse" is empty except for that cum-slurping DICKHEAD PSYCHO NERD, AARON SCYTHE. So bring it on, you pansy...bring your whole fucking "SECRET ARMY" to the ring. We will personally CRUCIFY all of them." <<<<<<AS Lucifer stops talking we can see some of the action taking place behind him. Shaolin Dynamite is battling the APE. The Ape,,much like some of the wrestlers in the WCWF, is very strong, howeverevery stupid. The APE begins to roar and then charges at ShaolinlDynamite, however being the Smart and quick NINJA that he is, ShaolinoDynamite Executes a JUDO HIP-TRUST TOSS on the APE sending him acrosscthe CHAMBER into the cold steel wall. The APEs Head shatters as it hits the wall and its fur erupts in flames from the impact. ShaolinSDynamite turns to face the RATTLESNAKE as LUCIFER M.D. speakDagain...>>>>> LUCIFER M.D.  : "And speaking of ****AARON SCYTHE, the PSYCHO NERD****... Boy, I rcommend you crawl back to the trailer park from whence you came, because it's painfully obvious TO THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD that you can't wrestle worth a damn. On SATURDAY NIGHT SUPERSTARS, you proved yourself to be the biggest joke in the entire FED. For Christ's sake- "100% NAT-u-RAL" whipped your ass. HA! That fucking clown used to clean my POOL. So try to start some pathetic "TAG TEAM" with ADAM CHRIST...please. MY SATAN'S LITTLE HELPERS will cry tears of joy as they punch the bubbling PUKE out of you two. So try all you want to grab the spotlight...you know you're a loser." <<<>>>> LUCIFER M.D.   : "Now on to some of the other VICTIMS in the WCWF that have caught the fury of SATAN's eye.... Although I seriously doubt that any of you pathetic fucks can even READ THIS MUCH without consulting a fucking SPEAK 'N' READ....   *******"VIRGINIA WOLF" TIM HARRIS*****     NEWS FLASH, byatch. YOU SUCK DICK. Your daddy sucked dick. Your flea-bitten dog sucks dick. And your whole fucking CAREER sucks dick. Every match you put on makes me sick to my stomach. The very idea that a two-bit honky-tonk, barnyard BASTARD like yourself can even EXIST in this world is beyond the scope of my foul intellect. SHAOLIN here would love to challeng you to a match....no, FUCK THAT, he'd love to challenge you to a goddamned SPELLING BEE. You are, hands down, the BIGGEST RETARD in the WCWF- and we want to make you suffer. GO TO HELL, VIRGIN WOLF." <<<<The BRITISH HUNTER kneels down and takes aim at SHAOLIN with his trusty elephant gun. He squints his eye a pulls the trigger, unleashing a speeding lead thunderbolt at the ninja. The ninja squats down, and counters with a massive "SONIC BOOM", and PALM STRIKES the huge bullet straight back to the hunter. The massive bullet tears through the layers of CRUMPET FED fat, and the tea soiled sinew that makes up the hunter's SCROTUM. Dark blood spatters the wall behind the hunter as he doubles over in agony and clutches his oozing nut sac. SHAOLIN pounces upon him, delivering a deadly volley of AXE KICKS to the back of the head....Soon, the hunter's head is reduced to a crimson smear on the ancient stone killing floor... LUCIFER applauds SHAOLIN, then turns back to the camera- AGAIN.>>>>> LUCIFER M.D: "SO remember, WCWF, Hell's Black Legion will have its presence felt in the ranks of singles competition as well. SHAOLIN DYNAMITE is here to lay down the fucking law on all that oppose the hellspawned MIGHT of Great Father Satan. So bring it on, ADAM CHRIST. Come and get it PSYCHO DICK. Have a problem with the evil in the world? Got a bone to pick with the meanest group of flame-shootin sons-a-bitches in the fucking WORLD? Well come see SHAOLIN DYNAMITE: he'd be glad to introduce your FACE to an EAGLE CLAW FACE RIPPING !!! Oh, and VEGETA, bring your STREET FIGHTER BULLSHIT to the ring....he'd be more than glad to tear you a new bionic asshole. I got your goddamned THUNDERSTRIKE *RIGHT HERE* <<>>" <<<<>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stretcher Match Shaolin Dynamite with Lucifer M.D.  versus Adam Christ <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Seifret: The following matchup is scheduled for one fall and is a WCWF Stretcher Match !!! [Fans pop] Seifret: First, coming down the aisle with his manager Lucifer, MD and weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds. [Oriental music begins to play through the sound system at the Ice Palace and the fans give automatic heat. The camera pans on the audience, there are a few people in the crowd that have Satan's Little Helpers makeup on.] Shamus: See.. there are some fans that at least know what real wrestlers are. Siefret: SHAAOOLIIN DYNAAMIITEE!!! Founatin: That remains to be seen. Shaolin Dynamite making his wrestling debut in this matchup. Shamus: That's what makes it even better... he's going to take out that "gospel goof" Adam Christ without breaking a sweat. This guy is a super talented martial arts fighter. [Adam Christ's theme suddenly rips out over the oriental music on the PA System, generating a pop.] Seifret: And his opponent, from the Heavens above... AADAAM CHRIIST!!!! [Another huge pop] Shamus: Shut up morons! Fountain: Adam Christ is really hyped up here tonight... and he looks ready for this matchup. Shamus: Yea.. ready to get his a- Fountain: But with Satan's Little Helpers out on the surrounding of the ring, who knows what is possible. Let's not forget, you have to place your opponent on a stretcher to win the matchup. Shamus: Yea... they've already extended the stretcher to the length of Adam Christ... since he's considerably taller than Shaolin Dynamite. [They lock up. Shaolin Dynamite catches him in a power bomb.] Fountain: Woa! A power bomb at the start of this matchup! It didn't look like Christ gave any resistance to that move. Shamus: That's cause he can't Matt.. he knows he is going down! OOH! Jack-knife power bomb now! Fountain: One more strike and Adam Christ is going to be headed back to the bench. [Shaolin Dynamite nails him with a German suplex.] Fountain: OH! Dynamite suplexed Christ right into Ron Nord... and he is down on the mat catching his breath. [Shaolin Dynamite takes him down with a knee to the back. Shaolin Dynamite takes him down with an elbowsmash.] Fountain: Dynamite pummeling on Christ's back area now... and we don't even know what Dynamite's finishing manuever is. It could be something attacking the back area. Shamus: Christ is going to get crucified in this ring. [Ron Nord is back on the job. Shaolin Dynamite nails him with a jumping DDT. Shaolin Dynamite whips Adam Christ into the ropes.] Fountain: Dynamite sends him for the ride... and nails a spinning mule kick! Dynamite has controlled the early stages of this matchup so far. Shamus: I'm impressed Matt... and you never get a second chance to make a first impression. [Shaolin Dynamite takes him down with a jumping DDT. Shaolin Dynamite executes a superkick. Shaolin Dynamite whips Adam Christ into the ropes.] Fountain: Dynamite lifts a leg to kick Christ... no! Adam caught his leg! [Shaolin Dynamite nails him with an enzuigiri.] Fountain: Ouch! Shaolin Dynamite with a foot right to the back of Adam Christ's head. That had to hurt. Shamus: I love this! This guy could be the next Cruiserweight champion! [Shaolin Dynamite executes a Soviet suplex.] Fountain: Christ is getting up slow now... and it looks like Shaolin could be attempting his finisher move! Shamus: The stretcher is laying right behind Christ on the outside... and Christ is near the ropes! [Dynamite takes two big steps and jumps into the air executing a butterfly kick] Fountain: OH MY! What a manuever! Christ went sailing over the top rope, and he landed on the stretcher! Shamus: Shaolin handled Mr. Sheep Herder with no problem... this doesn't look good for the Cruiserweights here in the WCWF. [The attendants carry Adam Christ back to the locker room.] [The winner is Shaolin Dynamite. Time of match: 2:22.] Fountain: Let's look at an instant replay of the end there... [Plays an instant replay of Shoalin Dynamite's butterfly kick] Shamus: Amazing vertical jump there... and then just nails a butterfly kick! Fountain: Adam Christ just really suffered a terrible defeat here tonight. And the WCWF wishes the best for Adam Christ on a path to recovery. Shamus: Oh .. shut up! I don't care about that heavenly loser! Fountain: Now we switch pace to the WCWF Cruiserweight Title Match between Scott "100% Natural" Pierce and "Wolverine" Chris Benoit... the current champion and newest member of the New World Order. Shamus: That's right... and one of the best additions in awhile. Beniot takes the cake here easy.... especially against "100% Naturaly Terrible." This guy has had about twelve Cruiseweight title shots now. He couldn't even last an hour with Mr. Perfect... I just feel someone else should have had the opportunity to get beaten by Benoit tonight. Fountain: There is only one way to find out.... so let's do it [Fades in on the ring.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WCWF Cruiserweight Title Match Scott "100% Natural" Pierce versus WCWF Cruiserweight Champion "Wolverine" Chris Benoit with Brian Pillman <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Seifret: The following matchup is for the WCWF Cruiserweight Title and is scheduled for one fall. First, coming down the aisle, ..... SCOOTT "OONEE HUUNDREED PEERCEENT NAATUURAAL" PIIEERCEE! [Huge pop for Pierce as he comes out slapping the fans hands; he quickly makes his way to the ring and slides in.] Fountain: Pierce looks ready to take that title from Benoit tonight..... but of course the NWO won't allow that.... Shamus: Pierce has made one smart move recently, and that was getting the hell away from Inferno... that guy is a disaster! Fountain: That guy is a great Xtreme Dainja Champion... do you have to mess with everyone? Shamus: Only the ones who deserve it.... and come Vader, Inferno will be a great X-Xtreme Dainja Champion! [laughs] [NWO music cuts on the PA System and "Wolverine" Chris Benoit starts his way down the aisle with Brian Pillman] Fountain: Benoit looks focused tonight, and I'll give him credit... he is a great wrestler. His attitude just sucks. Shamus: Pillman is the smartest man alive !! Fountain: And there is the bell...and they lock up. [Chris Benoit whips Scott Pierce into the turnbuckle.] Shamus: Benoit sending him back to the cor- [Chris Benoit charges into the corner, but Scott Pierce moves out of the way.] Fountain: HAHA! Pierce moves out of the way! Backslides Benoit! [Eric Clark counts: One, two,] Fountain: Oh! Benoit kicks out... and now Pierce with a neck-scissor, pulling Benoit down to the mat. [Scott Pierce executes a reverse neckbreaker. Scott Pierce nails him with an elbowsmash.] Fountain: A spinning headscissor! Pierce looks poised to win the title! Shamus: He hasn't done anything impressive yet... unless his name was Super Mario. Fountain: OH! Benoit fell right into Clark! Clark is down now... and Pierce is over to Eric Clark, trying to make sure he is okay. He really wants that belt. Shamus: Wait! Who is this?!? ["Jackhammer" Jesse Johnson emerges from the ringside entrance and makes his way down ringside] Fountain: What is Johnson doing out here? Is he still mad at Pillman? Shamus: I'd be.... and "Jackhammer" is out here representing the Dangerous Alliance... he just pulled Benoit to the outside!!!! JACKHAMMER!!!! Fountain: What the-?!? Shamus: Rolls Benoit back into the ring now! And Pillman won't dare go near him with that hurt neck.... Fountain: Pierce with another spinning headscissor off the ropes now! [Scott Pierce hits Chris Benoit with a backdrop. Eric Clark is back on the job.] Shamus: Clark back to his senses now... and looks... Pierce is taking advantage off that Jackhammer manuever by Jesse Johnson. [Scott Pierce executes the STF.] Fountain: I can't believe that the Dangerous Alliance is making an impact in matches already tonight! They are really letting their presence be felt so far by doing this.... who knows what will happen later on tonight. Shamus: Hopefully more stuff! Fountain: Wait! I think... oh my! [Chris Benoit submits after 12 seconds.] [The winner is Scott Pierce. Time of match: 2:10] Fountain: We've got a new champion!!!! I can't believe it... Pierce has captured the WCWF Cruiserweight Belt! Johnson's got a sledge hammer handle. [Johnson runs up to Brian Pillman and swings at the back of his knee] Shamus: Holee!!! Johnson's gone nuts! Pillman's screaming on the floor! Johnson just jumped into the ring and is beating both on both Pierce and Benoit! [Johnson beats on Benoit, then Pierce, swinging the hammer handle singapore cane style. He finally kicks Pierce out of the ring, grabs Benoit in a choke hold with the handle, drags him over to the side of the ring and motions for a microphone] Johnson: You know what!? Do you know how many matches I've lost to screwjobs because of punks like Benoit and Pillman? TOO MANY TO COUNT! I'd still be Cruiserweight champ, and I'd be the Cruiserweight champ for the longest time coming, but Pillman and company can't do it in the ring! They gotta resort to trickery, gang-banging, violence, and mayhem to win their matches for them! Well, I've decided something. THEY'RE RIGHT!!! So now, I've borrowed a page from their books and let's see how they like it! Benoit, what do you gotta say? Benoit: GHKKK!!! AKHHH!!! URGH!!! Johnson: Yeah, that's what I thought! C'Mon! Let's fight it out, I'm ready to face you, unless you're chicken! Got something to say? You're not chicken? SAY IT!!! Benoit: UUUUUUURGH...! Johnson:  What did I say? Can't even put in a word edgewise. Well, the Jackhammer fears noone! Bring it all on, I'll take all of you out! Shamus: Wow! Jesse ain't no joke.... Fountain: Um.. let's go to comments from the Drunken Rocket... [Camera fades into a shot of Drunken Rocket sitting at a table. In front of him on the table is a row of bottles full of different types of alcohol. ] Drunken Rocket: "ANDERSON, the countdown is on as we are in the final week before Warzone. I see that you are using your time to prepare yourself for what is about to take place.  I too am preparing." Rocket picks up the bottle of gin and takes a drink. Drunken Rocket: "You see, these bottles in front of me have made me the man I am today. That I can not and will not change.  They are a part of me as I am a part of them.  You don't seem to grasp this. Come April 27th, I am going to give you the knowledge that you can't seem to perceive. You see, these bottles are not just a monkey on my back.  They are my family, my soul." Rocket takes a drink out of the whiskey bottle. Drunken Rocket: "Now little man, when I kick you ass in the ring come the 27th, will you still have big words? Will you still think that your focus is better than mine?  Wise up ASSASSIN, or your underestimation will be your downfall.  You say you expect anything from me, but how can you expect the unexpected?  I will tell you right now what to expect.  Your ass is going down, and I'm going to be standing over, laughing, and pissing on your head.  Oh by the way, give Lady my love." [Rocket laughs as he picks up the bottle of Everclear. As he starts drinking from the bottle, the camera fades to black.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Anything Goes Match" Drunken Rocket with Mr. Watt versus Alex "The Assassin" Anderson with Lady <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Fountain: Alex Anderson is in the ring, ready to get this one underway.........and now we hear Drunken Rockets' theme music.....and here he comes! Shamus: I've said it time and time again, if this guy ain't a good role model for kids, nobody is. Fountain: You make me sick, and so does Drunken Rocket for that matter, just look what hes carrying down to ringside with him! Shamus: What's wrong with that? Its just a huge ice chest filled with some broken bottles, a blender, and a baseball bat. Fountain: Jesus, you really don't have a clue do you? Shamus: Now don't you start getting fresh with me, you'll know I'll slap you around just like Drunken Rocket will slap Alex Anderson around...... Fountain: And it looks like referee Ron Nord is calling for the bell, we're ready to get this one underway.... Shamus: You know, Lady should really stop hanging around a loser like Anderson, she should stop by my apartment and see what a real man is Fountain: There's absolutely no excuse for you. Jawbreaker executed by Alex Anderson, and if I could just quickly say, Alex Anderson is a young WCWF competitor, not real flashy, but he's a great worker. You know that when you see Alex Anderson step in the ring your going to get 110% each and everytime. Shamus: Yeah, Anderson's gonna get his butt kicked 110% of the time. And here's my man Drunken Rocket taking that punk Anderson to the mat with a bulldog headlock. Fountain: Rocket putting Anderson on the top turnbuckle now, and what's he going to do.... Shamus: What do you mean what's he gonna do? He's gonna execute Totally Smashed and leave Anderson unconcious, that's what hes gonna do. Fountain: And he NAILS it. Going for the cover.....One, Two, ...... Shamus: THREE! Fountain: No, no, only a two count. Shamus: Damn. Fountain: Rocket running to the ropes now, ducking under an Andersone clothesline....and executes an enzuilariato. Shamus: That was one hell of an enzuggyzo. Fountain: That's Enzuilariato. Rocket with a headbutt and Anderson hits the mat. Drunken Rocket picking up Anderson now, ...and it's Anderson spinning around to apply a sleeperhold. And look at that, Lady is holding down Mr. Watt so he can't get in the ring. Shamus: Damnit, c'mon Mr. Watt, Rocket needs a cold one! Fountain: Anderson breaking the hold now, and quickly follows on the offensive nailing Rocket with a dropkick to the knee. And Alex Anderson wants the WCWF to know that he will not be overlooked, he just tossed Drunken Rocket out of the ring. Shamus: Jesus Christ,  somebody get the man some alcohol! Fountain: Anderson set to jump on Drunken Rocket with a plancha now..... Shamus: .....HAHA, i knew it, my man Drunken Rocket was playing possum, he moved out of the way! Fountain: And it suddenly looks bleak for Alex Anderson. He is out cold. Shamus: Now THIS is wrestling! Look at Drunken Rocket beat that unconcious piece of crap with a bottle of whiskey! Fountain: This is disgusting. This man should be banned from the WCWF for life. What kind of person would publicly endorse alcohol like this? Shamus: Awww shuddup you no brained fool. Drunken Rocket is the best technical wrestler I can think of. Fountain: Technical my as...... Shamus:  Hey, watch yourself, thats my job. Fountain: Ok, now I have regained some composure......Drunken Rocket showing us some of his "technical" skills by knocking Anderson into the ringsteps. And Drunken Rocket is taking this to the WCWF fans as he throws Alex Anderson over the guardrail. Shamus: This is where Rocket does his best work..... Fountain: Drunken Rocket following Anderson over the guardrail now, ...and look at the strength Drunken Rocket is showing us by gorilla pressing Anderson. Rocket taking this down the aisle now....and lands a jawbreaker. Shamus: HA! That putz Anderson can barely stand. I hope he isn't expecting to win this match. Fountain: Well, this is the WCWF, and anything can happen, but Alex Anderson's chances look pretty dim right now. Drunken Rocket grabs the blender now...and smashes it over the head of "The Assassin." Shamus: Drunken Rocket is a real mans man. He ain't afraid to do what it takes to win a match. Fountain: And he certainly is showing us that here. Shamus: And look at the beat down Rocket's giving Anderson now with a baseball bat. Fountain: And these two are still brawling madly in the back of the arena. Shamus: You mean Drunken Rocket is still brawling madly, and Alex Anderson is taking a beating. Fountain: Whatever. And here comes Mr. Watt sneaking behind The Assassin, trying to do a little damage......but Anderson turns around...and nails Mr. Watt. Shamus: What the hell is Anderson doing? Mr. Watt was only trying to see if he could get The Assassin an ice pack or something. Fountain: I highly doubt that. And Drunken Rocket continues to pummel Alex Anderson with the baseball bat, and those vicious roundhouse rights. Shamus: And it looks like my boy Mr. Watt is going to get a little action from Lady! Fountain: And I can't believe, Lady is getting ready take off her top for Mr. Watt! She's motioning for him to turn around now....and...... Shamus: That back-stabbing little tramp.... Fountain:  Lady just nailed Mr. Watt with a reverse thrust kick to the head. Mr. Watt is out cold. Shamus: That Lady has no business being here, she belongs in a kitchen.... Fountain:  Now, now, let's not get into that. Back to Anderson and Rocket. It appears as if Alex Anderson now has control of the baseball bat. And he just leveled Drunken Rocket with it. Covering him now. One. Shamus: Not even close. Fountain: Anderson with a single-leg takedown, and for the first time in this match Alex Anderson is putting up a little offense. And these two competitors are madly exchanging blows throughout the audience. Anderson taking a crowbar......and he just smashed in the head of Drunken Rocket with it. Dragon Suplex by Anderson....going for the pin. One......Two.....Three! No. Only a two count, so close. Shamus: So close my ass! That wasn't even close. That punk Anderson has no chance to win. Fountain: Anderson again going to work on Drunken Rocket with the crowbar. Snap Suplex by Anderson now. And he's gonna nail Drunken Rocket with the crowbar again! Shamus: But NOBODY'S home! Fountain: And now look at this..... Shamus: Drunken Rocket grabs the crowbars and he's beating Anderson into a bloody pulp with it. And right by the vending machines too! Fountain: Rocket is going mad. And he just bumped into a rather large man standing there. Shamus: Yeah, the punk dropped his Doritos too. What a loser. Fountain: Drunken Rocket with the cover now....One......Two..... Shamus:  THREE! Fountain: Drunken Rocket has defeated Alex "The Assassin" Anderson....but what's this...., its the guy Rocket bumped into, he's grabbing Drunken Rocket! And Alex Anderson is getting up now? Shamus: What the hell? Hey, I seen that punk before, its Mike "The Moose" Morris.... Fountain: And Morris tosses DR to Alex, and Alex DDT's him on the concrete! Its pandemonium, fans are scattering everywhere. Shamus: And those two spineless punks Anderson and Morris just disappeared. Fountain: Let's get ready for our next match. The winner is Drunken Rocket. Time of match: 5:51. Fountain: We've made our way to the American Tag Team Tournament now... and let's take a look at some highlights from the Tournament before we get to the finals. Shamus: Is this a delay before Satan's Little Helpers capture the belts? Fountain: Hardly. [A tournament graphic comes up on the screen.] Shamus: The Hardcore Homeboyz took Destructive Duo out in the first round, and we haven't heard from them since. Fountain: The Blues Brothers defeated Cowboys from Hell, and the Varsity Club defeated the mystery team, which turned out to be Powers of Pain. Shamus: The Super Sayiyans took out Force of Nature with their cheating tactics once again... while the Bulldogs somehow got passed the Eliminators. Fountain: Satan's Little Helpers beat the Road Warriors and the Hardliners beat MRTA in a huge upset. Shamus: Then Darnoc & Giant Jeracka pulled the second biggest upset of the tournament, by beating Kroffat & Furnas. Fountain: That set up great second round matches of: The Hardcore Homeboyz squaring off against The Super Sayiyans, The Blues Brothers facing The Varsity Club, The British Bulldogs taking on the Hardlines, and Satan's Little Helpers matching skills with Darnoc & Giant Jeracka. Shamus: Yea, and in the biggest upset in the tournament, The Sayiyans cheated their win into the semi-finals with the fireball. Fountain: The Blues went the distance with the Varsity Club, and pulled off the upset. The Hardliners took out the British Bulldogs, and Satan's Little Helpers wrecked Darnoc & Giant Jeracka. Shamus: That set up The Super Sayiyans defeating the Blues Brothers with a strange twist of events, and Satan's Little Helpers cleanly defeated The Hardliners to get to the finals. [Fountain clears his throat] Fountain: That has brought us to this match... and it will be a good one. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WCWF American Tag Team Championship Match (9) The Super Sayiyans with Master Yoshi Son Gokou and Son Gohan versus (7) Satan's Little Helpers with Lucifer, M.D.         Screamin' Demon and Satan Machine <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Seifret: The following matchup is scheduled for one fall and is the final round of the American Tag Team Tournament. [Crowd pop] Seifret: First coming down the aisle Shamus [mimicking]: To recieve the worst beating of their life... Seifret: Weighing in at a total combined weight of 700 pounds... with their manager Master Yoshi, Son Gokou and Son Gohan.... THEE SUUPEER SAAYIIYAANS! [Son Gokou and Son Gohan come out to their music to a huge pop.] Shamus: Why do these idiots like the Sayiyans.... because they can beat M. Bison with him? Fountain: If you don't watch it... Vegeta is going to come out here and punk you again. Shamus: One word: Zeus. Fountain: Okay.. okay.. well, the Super Sayiyans getting into the ring now.. and they are getting alot of noise from the crowd... I think they are the favo- [Loud heavy metal bursts out on the PA System as fire flames out on the turnbuckles and SLH make their way out of the back.] Shamus: Now, here are a real set of tough guys... [Camera shows a section of the crowd filled with SLH-iacs] Seifret: And there opponents... coming to the ring with their manager Lucifer, MD... the team of Screamin' Demon and Satan Machine... SAATAAN'S LIITLEE HEELPEERS !!! Fountain: There is something seriously wrong with these guys... I hope for the WCWF's sake they don't become the champions. Shamus: We're about to find out... Screamin' Demon just came across to kick Gokou before the bell! Fountain: We're underway.. and things look bad for Demon early.. oh! [Screamin' Demon nails him with an enzuigiri.] Shamus [laughing]: Hey Gokou, quick tip. Next time you have a chance to hit someone, don't hesitate! [Screamin' Demon nails him with a roundhouse right. Screamin' Demon tags out to Satan Machine.] Shamus: Time to go to work... [Satan Machine and Screamin' Demon whip Son Gokou into the ropes. They hit Son Gokou with a double elbowsmash.] Fountain: Come on... get one of those guys out of there ref! Shamus: Give me a break, don't act like you've never seen your precious International Connectino double team before... [Satan Machine and Screamin' Demon whip Son Gokou into the ropes. They hit Son Gokou with a double backdrop. Screamin' Demon leaves the ring.] Shamus: Satan's team winning this game so far... Fountain: This match is far from over though. Shamus: Look at this... Satan Machine is letting Gokou tag in Gohan! He can take them both at twice anyway... [Son Gokou tags out to Son Gohan.] [Satan Machine runs into the ropes. Satan Machine hits Son Gohan with a backdrop.] Shamus: Right to work on the other cheater... they better not use the Postal Worker Mail Wave... or I'm getting involved for sure. [Satan Machine whips Son Gohan into the ropes. Satan Machine hits Son Gohan with an elbow. Satan Machine takes him down with a faceslam.] Fountain: Nice faceslam by Machine their.. and now rolls Gohan out of the ring. This doesn't look good for the Sayiyans. Shamus: Look at this cheater! He ripped part of the outside ring padding up and he's slamming Machine's head on the asphalt! Three times! Fountain: Gohan rolls Machine back into the ring now... but Machine kicks him in the lower area unexpectedly! Machine sliding in the ring.. and tags Screamin' Demon. Shamus: Gokou and Gohan cheating again!!!! Where is the ref? [Son Gokou enters the ring and throws Satan Machine out of the ring. Son Gohan and Son Gokou hit Screamin' Demon with a double flying clothesline.] Fountain: Quick flying clothesline there... and they send him for the ride again... and land boots to his midsection. Demon doubled over now... Shamus: They better get all the shots in that they can now... [Son Gohan nails him with a forearm smash.] Fountain: Gohan looks hyped up in there now.. and listen to these fans! The Sayiyans have taken control of this matchup. [Son Gohan takes him down with a football tackle.] Fountain: What's the matter with your team Shamus? No big entrance or vampire women tonight.. are they scared or something? Shamus: Shut up Fountain... they are just relaxing right now... I mean.. wow.. Gohan just sent Demon to the ropes and hit him with a short clothesline. Fountain: Gohan to the ropes again... and crucifixes Demon. Wait... what the hell? [Milliner goes down to count and then suddenly falls over grabbing his back] Shamus: Is he having a heart attack in the ring? Fountain: Wait a minute! [Camera moves over to Lucifer MD... he has a voodoo doll of the referee and has a pin stuck in Milliner's back.] Fountain: OH MY GOD! What is the reasoning behind this?!? This is uncalled for! Shamus: You better shut up... they might have one of you. [Son Gokou enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Son Gohan and Son Gokou hit Screamin' Demon with a double legsweep.] Fountain: Milliner is laying on the mat and Gokou with a bulldog now. Gohan follows with a kneedrop from the top buckle!!! [Son Gohan and Son Gokou whip Screamin' Demon into the ropes. They hit Screamin' Demon with a double fist to the midsection.] Fountain: Demon in trouble now.. doesn't look like that voodoo doll is doing much. Double elbowsmash now... and Gokou leaving the ring. Shamus: This is like a handicap match or something.... it's only a matter of time before SLH emerges on this pack of cartoon characters though. Fountain: They're looking pretty real to me as Gohan hits two short clotheslines in a row... and Milliner is back up..? [Camera shifts quickly towards Lucifer, M.D.'s area. He is talking to Shaolin Dynamite.] Shamus: Dynamite is so smooth we didn't even see him come in.... Fountian: Gohan to the ropes now.. and comes back with a fist set for delivery to Demon's stomach. Shamus: Gohan sends Demon for the ride again... and this time Demon comes to the fist. Demon looking pretty beat up in there. Fountain: He couldn't do that if he was a cartoon.. and here comes Gokou in the ring. Gokou with a spinning DDT! And Gohan is up top! Shamus: Kneedrop off the top for the second time! Fountain: What's this? Shamus: Lucifer and Master Yoshi are hving a few words... and Gokou drops down in between them. Lucifer backing off now... how dare Gokou try and attack a doctor! Fountain: Yea.. a doctor of what though? And here's Gohan with a crotch slam. Milliner falling to the mat again!!! Shamus: Man.. I'd really hate to be a ref in a SLH match. Fountain: And Satan Machine is in the ring now.. here comes Gokou! We've got all four men in the ring now! Gohan sends Screamin' Demon over the top rope! Shamus: Milliner is getting back up now... and we've got Satan Machine and The Super Sayiyans in the ring now. [Son Gokou and Son Gohan whip Satan Machine into the ropes. Son Gokou and Son Gohan hit Satan Machine with a double flying clothesline.] Fountain: Another flying clothesline... and now a double legsweep. Shamus: And at least Milliner is straightening things out here... telling Gohan to stay in the ring and for Gokou to leave. Fountain: He's not going to say anything to Satan Machine though? What's going on here? Shamus: He probably just doesn't realize it. Fountain: Screamin' Demon getting in the ring now though.. and Gohan with a double clothesline! This isn't the Satan's Little Helpers we usually see.. but then again.. The Super Sayiyans beat The Hardcore Homeboyz. Shamus: Sayiyans cheating again.... do these guys know the meaning of one guy in the ring at a time? Maybe someone needs to give these "aliens" a few rules of wrestling. [Son Gohan and Son Gokou whip Satan Machine into the ropes. Son Gohan and Son Gokou hit Satan Machine with a double legsweep.] Shamus: Shaolin Dynamite on the outside telling Screamin' Demon to come out of the ring? What could they be up to now? I mean.. what kind of strategy could they be working on now? Fountain: I don't know.. but they better get it quick... Gohan just nailed a forearm smash... and follows it with a flying clothesline now. Shamus: Wait a min- no! He better not! Fountain: He is! KAMAIL MAIL WAVE! [Mike Milliner counts: One, two] Shamus: CHEATER! [Thre..] Fountain: No... Satan Machine just barely kicks out. And now Gohan with a standing wristlock. Shamus: That's it... I'm starting my petition now. [Shamus pulls out a piece of paper and starts writing on it] Shamus: After much consideration.. Fountain: Keep it to yourself or watch the match. Gohan letting it go now... and clotheslines him! Satan Machine didn't fall down though.. he went back into the corner.. right into Demon's area. And he tags him in. Shamus: .... Fountain: Gokou getting in the ring now.. and they send Screamin' Demon for the ride. Another flying clothesline... Mr. Perfect has taught these two well. Their stablemate, Vegeta, already recorded a win earlier tonight with his controversial Thunderstrike move. Shamus: .... Fountain: Gokou leaving the ring now.. and Gohan with a single-leg takedown. [Son Gohan nails him with a kneebreaker.] Fountain: Gohan with a standing writslock again... what the heck are you writing over there? Shamus: DONE! Want to sign it Matt? Fountain: No thanks... I think with all the other interfering that takes place here.. it is only right for them to use the manuever if they feel that it is what they need to do to get rid of some of the nogooders here. Shamus: Argh.... [Shamus gets up and takes off his headset. He goes over to Lucifer MD and Shaolin Dynamite and begins talking to them.] Fountain: You better be careful. Here's Gohan with a shoulderblock on Screamin' Demon.. but he doesn't move. Gohan with a flying clothesline now.. and Gokou coming into the ring. [Shamus is over near the two and he starts shaking his head as he hands Lucifer MD the piece of paper.] Fountain: SUPER KAMAIL MAIL WAVE! And this one has got to be over.... [Mike Milliner counts: One] Fountain: Wait... what is Shamus doing? [Shamus gets onto the apron and gets into the ring with Shaolin Dynamite. Shaolin speeds across and hits the butterfly kick on Gokou who flies over the top of the ring. Milliner counts: two] Fountain: Shamus just broke the count! And Mike Milliner is waving his arms in the air! Let's get the official decision! Seifret: The winners of this match... by disqualificaiton.... The SUPER SAYIYANS! Fountain: What the hell is going on here? The Sayiyans have gotten the win... but Shamus has had the belts handed to him. [Mike Milliner disqualifies Satan's Little Helpers. The winners are The Super Sayiyans. Time of match: 11:49] Fountain: SLH standing in the corner now and Lucifer MD and Shaolin Dynamite have gotten in the ring. And Shamus has got the microphone. Shamus: I'm really sick and tired of crap like this . You see that piece of paper that Lucifer, MD holds? That's a petition to have Goddard rule against this move they keep using on people. What happens when they miss and they hits someone in the crowd? Besides that fact... it's a foreign object! They aren't executing a manuever! So, once I get 20 wrestlers to sign that petition here in the WCWF... I will send it in to President Goddard. This must stop! [He drops the microphone and Shamus gives the belts to Satan's Little Helpers as they leave and he returns to the commentator's table.] Fountain: What in God's name is your problem? Shamus: Where you listening Matt? Geez. Fountain: Let me just state the fact that the titles are still vacant. I'm sure we'll hear something about this later on tonight. Let's get to the next match... Shamus: Wait...we've got The Hart-Breaker's backstage! [Cuts backstage] [The camera opens on the Hart Breakers, in the locker room of an arena. Brother Love is with them, but he is talking to someone on the phone.] Bret: Well Clique, it is time for us to get it on one more time. Last time Mr. Perfect screwed us out of the titles, but this time, this time we are going to win back what should never have left us, the WCWF World Tag Team Titles. Shawn: Hall, Nash, you guys are going to get your tall asses kicked by the best tag team in WCWF history. We all know you are going to have your nwo friends at ringside with you, so once again there will be a screw-job, but we'll have someone with us, if all things work right. But with the way things have been going on around here lately, everything will probably screw up, and the Clique will hold the belts forever. And then we all wake up, and step back into REALITY. Clique, you have no idea how determined we are boys, and it is finally time for a changing of the guards, and new tag champs. Bret: You guys are going to suffer total defeat, when the Heartbreak Kid and the Excellence of Execution wipe you out! [Cuts back] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WCWF World Tag Team Title Match The Hart-Breakers Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels with Brother Love versus WCWF World Tag Team Champs The Clique Scott Hall & Kevin Nash with Brian Pillman <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< William Seifert: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall, WILL BE FOR THE WCWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP !!! Introducing first, the challengers, with their manager Brother Love, FORMER WCWF World Tag Team Champions, Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels, THE HART-BREAKERS!!!!  Seifert: And THEIR OPPONENTS.........  Seifert: Accompianed by Brian Pillman, here are your WCWF Tag Team, CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOORLD.....Scott Hall and Kevin Nash, THE CLIQUE!!!!  Fountain: Here we go with this World Tag Team Title encounter. If you remember, the Clique defeated the Hart-Breakers for the belts way back in December at Winter Warz, and have succesfully defended the belts against the Hart's on two other occasions. Shamus: Yeah really, the Hart's just aren't in the Clique's league. Nobody is.... Fountain: Well, tonight, the Harts hope to buck that trend and come out the new Tag Team Champions....  Fountain: And we are ready to start here, with Bret "Hitman" Hart and Scott Hall starting. Hall with a power advantage here, as the two lock up. Hall locks in a headlock, and Bret counters by sending Hall for the ride. Scott Hall off the ropes, and Bret nails him with a hiptoss. Bret tries another hip-toss, and Hall reverses it into a backslide!! The cover...1,2, Hart escapes.... Shamus: Nice move by my man Hall. He really knows his stuff don't he Fountain? Fountain: I must give credit where credit is due. Hall, as well as Nash, are fine athletes, and excellent wrestlers. The two lock back up, and Hall sends Hart for the ride....PILLMAN trips him!! Shamus: Haha! That clutz Bret Hart, can't even walk without falling down. Fountain: Didn't you see Pillman grab Hart's ankle? Shamus: Hmm, my monitor must have been blurry or something, I didn't see a thing. Fountain: You must have "selective vision" Shamus. Back to the action now, Hart seems to be shaken up after Pillman's interference. Hall now with a succesfull bulldog, and now he throws Hart to the outside. Shamus: Hart better watch out, or the former Cruiserweight champion may have to get a bit physical. Fountain: Shawn Michaels is making sure Pillman doesn't go near his partner...and Hart gets back in the ring after a 6 count by Eric Clark. Hall now, charging Hart....Hart takes him down with a nice armdrag takeover. And Hart tags Shawn Michaels.... Shamus: Boy, I really dispise Shawn Michaels, he thinks he gets all the women. I wonder if he's ever seen Slick or Mustafa. Then he'd know what being a "boy toy" is all about. Fountain: *sighs* Michaels and Hall now, locking up....Michaels sends him for the ride, a clothesline attempt by Michaels. Hall reverses into a backslide position. Both men fighting for the leverage.... Shamus: Come on Scotty, drop to your knees and it's yours!! Fountain: NO! Michaels hits his knees first and has Hall in a backslide. [Clark slaps the mat 2 times] Fountain: Kick out by Hall. Bret Hart is coming in the ring now, double team effort...double suplex by the Hart-Breakers. And now Shawn locks in a abdominal stretch.....Hart exits the ring. What's this? Nash is getting the attention of Eric Clark. Clark is telling Nash to get back in his corner....meanwhile look at the Harts! Bret grabs Shawn's arm, adding HUGE leverage to that Abdominal Stretch. Shamus: Look at them Fountain! They are cheating!!! Fountain: Like the Clique has never cheated before.... Shamus: Never. Those Hart-Breakers are filthy. Just watching this blatent cheating makes me sick. Fountain: Just goes to show you that the Hart-Breakers will do anything to regain those prestigous Tag Team Titles....Clark turning now, and he makes the Hart's break the hold. Shamus: What a great official Eric Clark is. One of the best in the buisness..... Fountain: Whatever.... Michaels continuing to work over Hall now. Nails him with a nice lariat, and now charges off the ropes....AND PILLMAN TRIPS HIM!!! Get him away from ringside!!! Shamus: Fountain, Pillman is the Clique's manager. He has a manager's licsense, therefore he can be at ringside, and there's nothing you can do about it. Fountain: And now Clark is yelling at Pillman. Pillman is getting up on the apron, he is in Clarks face. Meanwhile, Hall is capitalizing on Michaels, putting him on the top rope....BELLY-TO-BACK Superplex!!! [Hall gives the signal for the Outsider Edge] Fountain: He's calling for the Edge!! He picks up Michaels........ Shamus: It's all over for the boy-toy!!!! Fountain: MICHAELS SLIPS OUT!!! Into a backslide!!!!! Clark is tied up with Pillman!!!! No referee to count!! 1,2,3,4....Michaels has Hall locked up!! Nash trying to break it up....Hart nails him!! But Clark has his back turned still! Shamus: That is why Brian Pillman is the best manager in the buisness. No matter what you call it, it is just plain smart. Fountain: Michaels FINALLY lets go of the backslide after having Hall in it for a good 10 count. All 4 men in the ring now... Hart and Nash now, going at it. Nash charges at Hart....Hart dodges, and Nash bumps into Clark, and PILLMAN drops Clarks neck over the TOP ROPE!!!!!! Shamus: Stop instigating Fountain. Clark nailed Pillman through the collison, and Pillman "accidentally" clotheslined Clark with the top rope. Fountain: All hell is breaking loose in the very early stages of this matchup....all 4 men are brawling in the ring, with the referee out cold in the middle of the ring. Shamus: Wow! What a chokeslam by Scotty Hall! Shawn Michaels was flattened like a pancake. And now a big clothesline to follow it up. Fountain: Oh no, Nash has a chair, he NAILS Michaels with it....look at this. Pillman is trying to revive Clark now, after the damage has been done. Shamus: What did I tell you? He is the best manager in the buisness. Fountain: Michaels is out cold. And Hall is covering...Hart was thrown outside by Nash...it could be over.... [Clark crawls over and begins to count] Fountain: 1...........2................3no! Shoulder up! Very slow count by Clark, but who would blame him. He is still trying to recover. Shamus: Speaking of trying to recover, Michaels is still suffering the effects by that big Kevin Nash chairshot. Fountain: Speaking of the big guy, Hall tags in Nash. Nash is working over Michaels. A kick to the midsection, and a BIG elbow drop. Nash now, punching Shawn in the midsection. Nash lifts Michaels up, and hits a nice Side-Suplex. Nash lifting Michaels up, and slams him to the mat. Shamus: Nobody can stop this team. They are "Totally Dominant" remember? Fountain: Nash tagging back out to Hall. Nice teamwork by the Clique. Nash slams Michaels down again, and Hall drops a leg. Shamus: Great doubleteaming.... Fountain: You are just a brown-noser aren't you? Quit trying to make the nWo like you and start doing your job. Shamus: Bite me Fountain. Fountain: It's times like this where I want to go back to Flash Flood. Back to the action, Hall is pummling Michaels. Hall scoops him up, FALLAWAY Slam. That's one of his favorites...a cover.. [A two count is made by Eric Clark] Fountain: Michaels is going to need to make a tag here. The Clique are having there way with him. Hall tags in Nash once again. Nash sending Michaels for the ride, goes for a big right hand, it's ducked by Michaels, Michaels off the opposite ropes, FLYING FOREARM!! Michaels nailed him with that one..he crawls over.... [Sound of the tag is clear and Bret Hart enters the ring] Fountain: He made the tag! Hart nails Nash, and knocks Hall off the apron... Hart attacking Nash now, with big lefts and rights, Hall coming up from behind, and Bret nails him too! But Nash nails Hart in the back now! Shamus: It's just a matter of time before you run out of steam, Fountain. The Clique are back in control.... Fountain: Nash picks Hart up....big press slam.....THROWS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!! I think Hart's head struck the guardrail!! He is down!!! Shamus: And Nash throws a Touchdown to that fan sitting at ringside! HAHA! Fountain: It appears that Hart is busted open...oh my, he is. Look at the blood rushing out of his head. Nash on the outside now, pounding away on the wound. Nash now, goes for a knee-lift, HART Dodges! Nash nailed his knee on the guardrail!! And now he looks hurt. Shamus: Nash has bad knees to begin with! That's not fair Fountain!!! Fountain: Hart obviously had that move well scouted. Shamus: Look at Hart, he is bleeding like HELL!!! Fountain: Nash rolls back in, and Hart pounces on him!! Starts flailing away at Nash.. [Crowd counts along with Hart's punches, untill he reaches TEN] Fountain: Hart doesn't care if he's bleeding. He just wants the gold. Hart sending Nash for the ride now, and he rushes in, Nash NAILS him with an elbow. Shamus: That slowed him down in a hurry, didn't it Fountain? And now Nash does the smart thing, he tags in the "Hall-Mang". Fountain: Hall locks in a sleeper. Good idea by Hall, giving himself and his partner a rest while keeping the pressure on the challengers. Hart battles back up to his feet now...and nails Hall with a jaw-breaker.. Hart nails Hall with a clothesline, and a bulldog!!! He tags back in HBK. Shamus: A double team by the Harts, ooooh, a double Enziguiri on Hall. Get them outta there REF! Geez, maybe Clark isn't as good as I thought. Fountain: Nash enters the ring now, and he throws Bret Hart OVER the top to the floor. Oh no...Pillman is making his way over to Hart...he is kicking him!! Look at Pillman go!! Brother Love is over there trying to hold off Pillman, but Pillman shoves him aside!! Shamus: What is "Blubber" Love doing now?? Is he calling to the back?? Fountain: That looks like it......OH MY!! HERE COME THE INTERNATIONAL CONNECTION!!!! Remeber, they have a score to settle with Pillman and the Clique. Pillman personally caused them not just the American Tag Team Titles, but the WORLD belts as well. Sting and Yoko are down at ringside, and they have surrounded Pillman. Shamus: Oh no!! Don't they know that Pillman is hurt? Fountain: Well, he deserves what he is gonna get! He is running away from Sting....HE RUNS RIGHT INTO YOKOZUNA!!! Yoko nails Pillman with a HUGE reverse-knife edge chop!!! Shamus: Look on the inside of the ring, Hall has Michaels covered after a double underhook suplex. One, Two, thr-NO! Michaels escapes.... Fountain: Meanwhile, on the outside, Sting and Yoko are chasing Pillman from ringside!! Pillman has been run back into the locker room area!! And now Sting and Yokozuna are at ringside for the Hart-Breakers!! Shamus: This is unfair....it's 5 on 2 now!!! Fountain: Turn-a-bout is fair play Shamus....Bret Hart has gotten back up on the apron, still with that HUGE cut on his forehead. Micheals is up....HE TAGS HART!! Hart the legal man now, he leaps at Hall, cross body block! One, Two, Three!!! HE GOT HIM, NEW CHAMPS!!!!! Shamus: NO NO NO NO NO!!! Hall got his shoulder up!!! Fountain: Oh my! I thought he had him for sure! Hart continuing the pressure now, swinging neckbreaker on Hall. Hart now, Side-Suplex on Hall. He goes to the 2nd turnbuckle....NAILS a flying elbowdrop! Covers, one, two, three, NO! Kick out again... Shamus: And Sting and Tuna-Breath are still standing here at ring side. Fountain: Hart now, nails Hall with a Russian legsweep. Wait a minute....what is that going on in the crowd?? Shamus: IT'S THE DANGEROUS CREW!!! They've come out of the Crowd!!! They have chairs! Fountain: Austin and Ahmed nail the International Connection with the chairs!! They can't obviously wait for their match tonight...they've started now!!! The I-C are fighting back now!! Oh my! What a brawl on the outside. Shamus: On the inside look at this!!! Hart has Hall ready....he is going to lock in the Sharpshooter!!! But Eric Clark is trying to break up the fight at ringside! Hart doesn't apply the hold. He goes over to Clark, and is telling him to pay attention! Fountain: The Dangerous Crew and International Connection have brawled all the way back to the locker room. LOOK OUT!!! Hart gets nailed by Kevin Nash from behind!! And Hall knocks Michaels off the apron! Nash has Hart, side suplex. Now a vertical suplex.....oh no....Shawn Michaels took a HUGE bump on the floor, he doesn't look like he is moving.. Shamus: It's all over for the Hart-Breakers now. The Clique has Bret Hart 2-on-1 now. Fountain: Why isn't Clark breaking up this double team? Hall and Nash, just beating down on Hart. Hart is defensless. UH OH!! This could be it....Nash is signaling for.... Shamus: THE OUTSIDER BOMB!!! Fountain: He hit it!!!! It's all a formality now.... [Eric Clark slaps the mat 3 times] Shamus: They beat the Hart-Breakers AGAIN!!!! The winners are The Clique. Time of match: 0:15:48 Seifert: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS: THE CL-........... [The Hardcore Homeboyz rush the ringside area.] Fountain: The Homeboyz rush in the ring, what the hell do they have in their hands? Shamus: It looks like a Cement Block or something Fountain. Fountain: OH MY!!! THE HOMEBOYZ ARE ASSAULTING THE CLIQUE. They are hitting them with whatever the have in their hands. Nash is out cold on the outside. D-Bo has Hall now, whips him to the ropes, Dogg following behind Hall, IT'S THE DRIVE-BY on Hall!!!! Unbelieveable!!! [Paul E. Dangerously is in the ring, and makes a mock 3-Count] Shamus: Shut up Fountain. Dogg is on the Mic, let's hear what he has to say..... Dogg: WASSUP NOW BITCH! The WCWF CANNOT HOLD US DOWN ANY LONGER!! Every damn time, we get fucking DICKED outta everything that should be rightfully ours. WHO GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT THE FUCKING AMERICAN TAG TEAM TITLES! We know, that WE SHOULD BE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS! AND YOU BITCHES HOLD THE FUCKING GOLD! AND WE ARE COMIN' AFTER YOU NOW!! D-Bo: Dat's right. Fo' too long, people have been avoidin' and dodgin' the Hardcore Homeboyz. Now, we are gonna MAKE you fight us. WE ARE the Best Tag Team in the WCWF today. AND BY BEATING YOUR ASSES UP, WE GONNA SHOW THA WORLD THAT WE CANNOT BE STOPPED!! Paul E. Dangerously: Very shortly, the WCWF Tag Team ranks are gonna take a dramatic turn. When the Hardcore Homeboyz run rampid over every single god damn tag team in this god forsaken federation. And when we get the Belts, this fed is gonna be ruled.... Homeboyz: HARDCORE STYLE!! Dogg: WE COMIN' AFTA YOU!! WE COMIN' AFTA YOU!!!! Shamus: Wow! The Dangerous Alliance is busy tonight... it looks like they want to go to war with the New World Order, by the looks of tonight's events. Fountain: And either the Hardcore Homeboyz or The Dangerous Crew would give the Clique a good match. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The International Connecttion Sting and Yokozuna with Brother Love versus The Dangerous Crew Ahmed Johnson & Steve Austin with Paul E. Dangerously <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Seifert: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first......  Seifert: Along with manager, Brother Love, here is the team of Sting and Yokozuna, THE INTERNATIONAL CONNECTION !!!  Seifert: And their opponents.....  Seifert: Along with their manager, Paul E. Dangerously, here is the combonation of Ahmed Johnson and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, THE DANGEROUS CREW!!!!  Fountain: And these teams are starting up right where they left off during that title match!! All 4 men brawling as this match gets underway!!! All 4 men exchanging lefts and rights, Sting and Austin going at it, and Ahmed and Yoko struggling in the corner. WHOA!! Yoko nails Ahmed over the top rope...and Sting throws Austin out!!!! The crowd is going nuts!! [Shows Paul E. talking with his team on the outside of the ring.] Shamus: Paul E is running one of the most successfull stables in the WCWF. Look at what Jesse "Jackhammer" Johnson and the Hardcore Homeboyz have done already tonight. Fountain: And you know nothing would please Paul. E more then to have the Crew win this match here. It looks like Ahmed Johnson is going to start it out with Sting here. They lock up...Ahmed with a big press slam. Shamus: Sting's no match for Ahmed's power. Fountain: They lock up again.....STING with a press slam on Ahmed! Whaddya think now Shamus? Shamus: Be quiet Fountain. Fountain: They lock up for a third time, and Ahmed raises a knee into Sting. Ahmed throws Sting to the ropes, Ahmed goes for a clothesline, Sting ducks, and Sting comes off the ropes with a flying clothesline of his own! Sting has Ahmed up, he is pummeling him back to the corner! Ahmed quickly tags to Austin. Shamus: Dumb move by the "Stinger". He should have kept Ahmed on his side of the ring, and tried to get an early advantage in the match. Now Stone Cold's gonna open up a whole supermarket of whoop-ass on him. Fountain: Austin comes in, and he's badmouthing Sting. Sting goes face to face with Austin, and STING gets nailed in the back by Ahmed, who hadn't left the ring yet. Austin clotheslines him now. Austin drops an elbow. Austin scoops him up, nice vertical suplex. Austin with a bodyslam. Shamus: Austin is a complete wrestler. Look at him, he can do it all. Fountain: Austin going for a neckbreaker, Sting is trying to block....and he hits a neckbreaker of his own! And Sting tags to the BIG GUY!! Yokozuna is in! He nails Austin with a big chop. But here comes Ahmed again, and he is distracting Yokozuna, and Austin comes from behind and clips his knee!! Shamus: Paul E. Dangerously makes sure his guys know the other teams weaknesses. They are real sharp. Fountain: And the Crew is working over Yoko on a double team. He may still be feeling the effects of that attack in our last match here at Warzone. They are working over Yoko. And they throw him to the outside! Ooh..I think I felt the building shake on that one. Austin is going out to get him now. Shamus: Austin's gonna mess him up now. Fountain: Austin drops a double axe from the apron. He goes to throw Yokozuna into the guardrail. He can't budge him. Yoko throws AUSTIN into the rail!! Austin wobbles back, BELLY-TO-BELLY on the floor!!! Oh my!! Austin splatted on the concrete!! Yokozuna DROPS A LEG!! Shamus: Oh no!! Austin might be dead!!! Fountain: Yokozuna throws Austin back into the ring. Yoko headbutts Austin now. And now a slam by the 600 pound plus Yokozuna. Yoko hits a gutwrench suplex. Yokozuna is going for another belly-to-belly....Austin knees him in the midsection. And Austin makes the tag out to Ahmed Johnson. The two powerhouses are in now.... Shamus: The Dangerous Crew are such a good team. They make the tags when they need to.... Fountain: Ahmed nails Yoko with a beautiful clothesline. But Yoko doesn't go down. Ahmed with another, and ANOTHER!! Yoko is shakey, but he isn't going down. Austin enters the ring, DOUBLE Clothesline and that brings the mammoth one down. Austin exits, and Ahmed nails Yoko with a leg drop. Shamus: Alright! The Crew are making the former champs look like chumps!! Fountain: Ahmed nails a flying shoulderblock, and another....he's going for it again. Yokozuna catches him. BEAR HUG! Ooh. Ahmed got caught! Yoko is squeezing the life outta Ahmed, and now he Belly-To-Bellys him! Cover, One,Two,shoulder gets up. Yokozuna now suddenly in control. He nails Ahmed with a HUGE legdrop. He is covering... [Eric Clark hits the mat 2 times, then Steve Austin breaks the count] Shamus: Yeah Austin!! Way to use your head! Fountain: Austin breaking the count on that big legdrop. Yoko slaps on a nerve hold now. Ahmed is struggling. The ammount of pressure on that pressure point must be enormous. Ahmed reaches the ropes, breaking the hold. Yoko raining down chops on Ahmed. And now a headbutt by Yokozuna, and a nice SAVATE KICK! Wow! Shamus: How does he do that?! Fountain: Yokozuna scoops up Ahmed...and powerslams Ahmed down to the mat! He covers, one, two, thr- no! Shoulder gets up! Shamus: This Crew won't quit Fountain. Fountain: They are relentless, I'll give them that. Look! Yoko has Ahmed, ANOTHER BELLY TO BELLY! And he is covering!! But Paul E. is on the apron trying to interfere, AND BROTHER LOVE KNOCKS HIM OFF!!! Clark isn't near the count. He's way outta position. Now he counts, One, Two, Three, NO! Ahmed got the shoulder up at the last second. If Clark were in position, this match would be over. Shamus: He was doing his job Fountain. He had to contain the action on the outside. Fountain: Yoko is laying in the chops now. He bounces off the ropes, AHMED CATCHES HIM IN A POWERSLAM!!! OH MY GOD!! Unbelieveable! And Ahmed makes the tag to his partner. Shamus: What power by Johnson! He's great. And now Austin is in! Fountain: And Austin is giving Yoko, the "Dangerous Salute" you might say...he nails Yoko with a lariat. And look at Austin! Laying in the kicks and slaps. And an elbow smash on Yoko. He tries to whip Yoko to the buckle, Yoko reverses that, and he charges in for an avalanche! But Austin dodges!! Yokozuna goes gut first into the turnbuckle!! Shamus: Austin outsmarts him again! Fountain: Look at this, Ahmed rushes into the ring for a double team on Yokozuna. But here comes the Stinger, all 4 men in the ring. Sting sends Ahmed for the ride, he goes right into YOKOZUNA! Ahmed falls out of the ring. And Yoko makes a clean tag to Sting. Sting is legal now, with Austin. Sting powerslams Austin. Shamus: Oh boy. The tide has turned back to those loser former champs. Fountain: Getting cranky, 'eh Shamus? Sting hiptosses Austin. And now takes him over in a waistlock suplex. Sting has Austin up, enzuigiri kick. Covering, one, two, kickout by the Stone Cold one. Lariat by Sting now. Sting in control. Sting throws Austin to the turnbuckles, and elbows him down. Sting scoops him up...WOW! Tombstone Piledriver. Shamus: That move should be outlawed. Fountain: Sting dropkicks him now. Sting is on a roll. The Dangerous Crew is starting to fade. Sting goes for another hiptoss, Austin blocks, and NAILS Sting with a lariat. Shamus: Hahaha! Austin turns the tide right there. Fountain: Don't speak so fast, Sting just reversed a irish-whip to the corner.. HERE COMES A STINGER-no! Austin dodged the Stinger Splash. He rolls up Sting... [Clark hits the mat 2 times] Fountain: Only a two count. Sting up, he tags Yokozuna again. That's seems like the strategy for the IC. Keep Yoko in, because the Crew doesn't have the size to match him. Yokozuna slaps Austin. He goes for the cover. One, two, three! No. Kickout. Close that time. Yokozuna walks in, and Austin rakes him in the eyes, and he tags out to Austin. Shamus: Nice work by Austin. Now the power guy comes back in. Wait a minute....who's that in the aisleway....IT'S DARNOC AND GIANT JERACKA!!! They are HUGE!!! Fountain: What are they doing here? LOOK OUT!! Hart-Breakers come out from behind!! They each have chairs!! They NAIL Darnoc And Jeracka!! Wow!! Another big chair shot on each man!! The Breakers are cutting the big men down to size, and they are battling back to the lockerroom! Shamus: What was that all about? Fountain: I don't know, I'm sure we will here why later on Flash Flood. But Yoko seems to have some vision trouble, and Ahmed connects with a running lariat. Ahmed walks in, and gets met with a savate kick! What agility by Yokozuna. Yokozuna is going for another kick it seems, but AHMED ducks under and takes out Yokozuna's leg!! Oh no!! Shamus: I think I heard it snap!! Oh my!!! Fountain: Yokozuna is rolling on the mat, screaming in pain....Sting enters the ring...he's rolling Yoko over to the corner. I think Sting's gonna try and take both these guys by himself. Yokozuna is hurt badly I think. Sting flys at Ahmed! He nails him. He goes after Austin, he nails him. Sting is taking on both Dangerous Crew members. He is a house of fire. He throws Austin out the ring. Shamus: He won't be able to keep this pace up. And his partner is out in the corner with that hurt leg. Fountain: Sting has Ahmed in the ring...Austin is out on the floor. Sting charges Ahmed, AHMED CATCHES him in a SPINE BUSTER!! Oooh!! Shamus: I told you so!!! Fountain: Oh boy. Ahmed throws Sting to the ropes, STING COMES BACK WITH A LARIAT!!! He goes off the ropes again...AUSTIN knees him in the back!!! Ahmed lifts Sting up. Austin is climbing the top rope. Shamus: Here it comes!! It's gonna be all over for Sting. Fountain: STONE COLD CRUSHER!!!! Shamus: HE'S DONE! Fountain: One, Two, Three. Shamus: Ring that bell. The Dangerous Crew pull off this win! The Dangerous Alliance has had one hell of a night! The winners are The Dangerous Crew. Time of match: 22:40 Fountain: And I'm receiveing word now... oh god.. you've got to be kidding me.. Shamus: What? What is it..? Fountain: The Super Sayiyans and Satan's Little Helpers will rematch this Saturday for the titles... Shamus: So? Fountain: That's not all... there is a special guest referee.... YOU! Shamus: HAH! Now I'll make sure those belts go where they rightfully belong! Fountain: Let's go to the ring. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WCWF Xtreme Dainja Match: Nightstick Match Vader with Jason Aaron versus WCWF Xtreme Dainja Champion Inferno with Slick <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Fountain: And we're ready to get underway for the highly anticipated Dainja Title match between Inferno and Vader. Shamus: Yeah, and its a night stick match too, now, Vader can have even more fun as he tears Inferno limb from limb. Fountain: Inferno wasting no time, taking Vader down with a football tackle. That took a lot of strength from Inferno, being how Vader is a man not easily moved. Shamus: And will you just look at that, Inferno brought his little love toy, David McMichael down to ringside with him. Fountain: Its always good to have a little backupa when your facing a member of the nWo. Vader turning the tides with an armbar submission. Shamus: Thats right Vader! Break the wimp's arm! Fountain: And look at the tenacity of Vader, he won't let go of the hold, he's wearing the champ down early. Shamus: That Jay Aaron is one smart guy, but Slick is pretty slick...... Fountain: And we will have to wait and see what role, if any, the managers are going to play in the outcome of this match. Inferno whipping Vader into the ropes now, and he's choking him with the Night Stick. Trying to overpower Vader now.....but it's the big man with a vertical suplex. Shamus: What's that moron thinking he can overpower for? Nobody can go toe-to-toe with Vader. Fountain: Vader whipping Inferno with the Night Stick now...but Inferno wrestles it away from him, and its Vader on the recieving end. Another football tackle by Inferno..... Shamus: Somebody should tell this bonehead he's in the wrong sport. Fountain: Inferno attempting a bodyslam, but Vader rolls him up in a small package. Mike Milliner with the count....One.....two....and Inferno gets the ropes. Vader now relentless in his attack as he beats Inferno with the Night Stick while he's down. Shamus: Vader is going to embarass this big dummy champion in front of a worldwide audience. Fountain: Vader whipping Inferno to the ropes, and its Inferno surprising him with an elbow. Going for the cover....One.... Shamus: And thats about as close to a pin as Inferno can hope for. Fountain: Inferno with a slingshot, and whips Vader with the Night Stick. Inferno building up steam....and lands a big legdrop. Shamus: C'mon Jay Aaron, use your superior managerial skills to get your man outta there.... Fountain: Inferno not letting up, and he heaves the big man out of the ring. Milliner reaches a 5 count, and Vader rolls back into the ring. Inferno with a huge fist to the midsection which looks like it stuns the big man....and he catches him with a powerbomb! Shamus: This is an outrage, I want Inferno checked for steroids! Where the hell is Goddard when you need him..... Fountain: Inferno nailing Vader with the Night Stick now, and executes a nice armlock hammerlock submission. Vader reaches the ropes now, and it looks like he's a little woozy. Shamus: Woozy? Who's woozy? Look at Vader, he's fine...he never felt better. Fountain: Vader whipping Inferno to the ropes now and it's Inferno with an elbow to the face of the big guy. We've seen that scenerio before. And Inferno follows it with a jawbreaker...I think I saw some teeth pop out! Shamus: Will you shut the hell up. Don't you realize Vader is toying with this puke, yeah, Jay Aaron planned all this, you'll see. Fountain: Well until then, Vader is taking quite a beating in the ring. Inferno with an inverted atomic drop, and he's going for the Ring of Fire....ohhhhh, low blow by Vader. Shamus: That's right Vader, hit him where it hurts! Fountain: Vader setting Inferno up on the top turnbuckle....and its a.... Shamus: Superplex! Fountain: Both man down in the middle of the ring, and it looks like it's going to be Inferno getting up first. Indeed it is, and Inferno plants him down with a jack-knife. Shamus: Inferno really went a little overboard with the steroid in the back huh? Fountain: Enough of that already......Inferno again nails Vader with a fist to the midsection, legdrop combination. Choking Vader with the Night Stick now. Shamus: C'mon ref, get in there, thats illegal you know.... Fountain: For some reason I don't think using a Night Stick in a Night Stick match is illegal. Inferno sending Vader for the ride now, and its Vader getting the big boot up. And he moonsaults onto the fallen Inferno. Going for the pin,.....One, Two, ........... Shamus: Three! Its all over! New Champion! New Champion! Fountain: Not so fast, Referee Mike Milliner only singnaling a two count. Shamus: Vader was robbed! This is a travesty! Fountain: Inferno getting up now, and he slaps Vader across the chest. Shamus: That ain't gonna do anything but make the big guy mad, and you don't want to see him mad. Fountain: Fist to the midsection by Inferno, and attempting to lodge a forearm to Vader's back...but nobody home. Vader flexing for the crowd now.. Shamus: That's right ladies, feast your eyes on that..! Fountain: I'm not all too sure if the ladies in the audience are too impressed by Vader. Maybe Slick could help him in that area. Back to the action now, and its Inferno taking Vader down with a European uppercut. And Inferno puts Vader to the mat with another powerbomb. Referee counting, One, two, THREE! No. Shoulder up. Shamus: Who the hell is this ref working for, why's he counting so fast? Fountain: The count looked perfectly legit to me. Vader getting up, and look at the power as Vader hoists Inferno up for a vertical suplex with one hand! Both men down on the mat, and Inferno gets his hands on the Night Stick....and he whacked Vader across the head with it. Inferno following with an earringer. and Powerbombs him for what I believe is the third time. Shamus: C'mon Vader, get up! Fountain: Milliner with the count, One, two, and Vader gets his foot on the ropes. Inferno sending Vader to the ropes now, and he stuns him with an elbow to the face. Vader has shown little or no offense during any part of this match. I've never seen him dominated like this before. Shamus: What we need is a little nWo action, then you'll see some domination. Fountain: It doesn't take much for a gang to beat one man. Back to the ring now, Inferno lands yet ANOTHER Powerbomb on the big mastedon. This could be all she wrote for Vader, and Inferno makes the cover. Mike Milliner there for the count, One! Two! Thr.....oh, so close, Vader gets the shoulder up. Shamus: Of course he got his shoulder up. Haven't you been listening to me? Vader likes to be powerbombed, he likes pain, the thrives on it. He's just building it all up inside, and eventually he's gonna explode and beat Inferno like the puke he is. Fountain: I don't know. To me it would seem like a long shot. Vader is having absolutely no chance to catch his breath, as Inferno refuses to let up. Inferno pounding away on Vader with the Night Stick. Vader to the ropes now, OH, he catches Inferno off-guard with a huge belly-to-belly suplex. Shamus: Hey, when i'm right, i'm right. And i'm always right. Don't forget that puke. Fountain: Vader a little hesitant with the cover. And Milliner with a two count. Shamus: Yeah, thats right Vader, pull that punk up and give him more of a beating, don't end it so soon. Fountain: For some reason I don't think Vader had anything to do with Inferno kicking out. I think that Vader will be more then perfectly happy to get this one over. Shamus: Awww, what the hell do you know? Fountain: It's Vader now delivering some punishment to Inferno with a few variations of punches. Vader whipping Inferno to the ropes now.....and Vader ducks under an Inferno clothesline, only to be taken down by a shoulderblock. Shamus: And look to the side of the ring, its looks as though Slick has been joined by a few scantily clad woman...think he'll send one over here to his good buddy Jon Shamus? Fountain: I highly doubt it. Inferno making use of the Night Stick again by choking Vader with it. And he locks on the Full Nelson. Shamus: That idiot, what's he thinking? He doesn't even have the fingers locked. Fountain: Inferno throws Vader to the turnbuckle now....and levels him with a running football tackle. Vader is down, and it looks like Inferno is going over to have a few words with David McMichael. Shamus: And here's my boy, he's up, and he's mad. And Inferno don't even have a clue. Fountain: And Vader levels an unsuspecting Inferno with a lariat. And he's slapping and taunting the Dainja champion while hes down. Jay Aaron hands Vader the Night Stick now, and he just implants it into Inferno's head. Shamus: I thought the damn Night Stick was gonna break after that blast. Fountain: Vader running to the ropes now, and Inferno gets to his feat....and, OH, they just took each other down with a double clothesline. Vader is the first one two his feet, whipping Inferno to the buckle, NO, reversal by Inferno. Inferno ready to charge to the corner...Nobody home! Shamus: Vader's not only strong, he's smart too. Fountain: Vader on the offensive, taking Inferno down with a swinging punch. Vader trying to whip Inferno to the turnbuckle now, another reversal by Inferno....and its Vader coming back, but meeting an Inferno clothesline. Shamus: And here they are, I knew they couldn't stay out of it for long. Fountain: Both Slick and Jason Aaron are up on the ring apron. Mike Milliner frantically trying to get these two down. Both men off the apron now, and Milliner is back on the job. Inferno sending Vader for the ride, Double Clothesline! Who's going to be the first to get up from this. Shamus: You know, I just might have to go down there and kick Inferno's ass myself. Fountain: You stay right here. Inferno manages to stagger up first. Atomic drop on Vader. And its the Ring of Fire! Shamus: But nobody can hold Vader for long, he just powered out of it. Fountain: Inferno with a Russian legsweep, and he grabs the Night Stick and beats in Vaders head with it. Fist to the midsection by Inferno, and he's choking Vader now with the Night Stick. Shamus: Vader knows exactly what he's doing, he's just waiting for the right time, I know it. C'mon Vader you big moron, I have money on you! Fountain: You know it's illegal to bet on matches! Shamus: One word out of your mouth and I permanently close it for you. Fountain:   Back to the action now, Inferno running off the ropes, and Vader just moved out of the way, causing Inferno to take out the referee. And Slick tosses Inferno his cane! Inferno nailing Vader with the cane, and going for the pin...but there is no referee to count. Shamus: Man, that Inferno is a legit moron. Fountain: Jason Aaron entering the ring now, referee Milliner still trying to recooperate, and Jason Aaron just nailed an unsuspecting Inferno with the cane. Inferno may be out of it. We could have a new champion. Shamus: Correction. We WILL have a new champion. Fountain: Vader with a kick to the midsection, and Mike Milliner has caught up to the action. Milliner looking the other way though, and Slick enters the ring and hits Vader with the cane. Shamus: That goddamn good for nothing ref..... Fountain:  Milliner did not see Slick. Vader doesn't know where he is. Inferno with a European uppercut now. And Jay Aaron enters the ring from behind and he nails Inferno with the cane. Milliner didn't see a thing. Shamus: Just like I was saying, this Mike Milliner is one great ref. Probably the greatest of all-time. He's going in the record books. Fountain: Vader with the Vaderbomb now. He could have Inferno. Milliner counting, One, two....and Slick just sprayed Milliner in the eyes with WCWF cologne. Shamus: Well at least Milliner don't stink anymore. Fountain: And Inferno is sent to the outside of the ring by Vader. Vader following Inferno to the outside, and Inferno whips him to the guardrail. Grabbing the mastedon by the head, and Vader meets the ringsteps head first. Shamus: Jesus Christ Vader, c'mon, I have everything riding on you tonight Fountain: Slick distracting Vader now, and Inferno nails him from behind with a Television Set? Where in the world did he get that from? Inferno back in the ring, Vader follows..... Shamus: Thats right, I think its about time Vader gets this little game over with and pins Inferno's sorry butt. Fountain: Before Vader can get to his feet, Inferno locks on the Ring of Fire. I have never seen Vader just manhandled the way he has been throughout this entire match. Vader with a hand on the ropes, forcing Inferno to break the hold. Inferno taking the big man down with an earringer. Shamus: But Vader goes low with a knee. Haha, this is gonna mark the beginning of the end for Inferno, I can just feel it. Fountain: Vader with a roundhouse right, trying to build up some momentum....but Slick nails Vader from behind with the cane. I believe its lights out for Vader. Inferno with the cover, but Jason Aaron hopped on the mat distracting Milliner. Shamus: That's right, only someone as smart as Jason Aaron would have thought of that, he just saved his man a loss. Fountain: Inferno really taking control now, whipping Vader with the Night Stick. And now Milliner is having words with Slick, and Jason Aaron is in the ring with the cane, taking a swing at Inferno, but Inferno gets out of the way, JASON AARON JUST LEVELED VADER WITH THE CANE! Shamus: Oh my god, I can't believe this. Fountain: Inferno just tosses Jason Aaron to the outside of the ring. Inferno with the cover, but Referee Mike Milliner is still busy with Slick! Shamus: Maybe he wants some of the WCWF cologne... Fountain: Jason Aaron back in the ring now with the cane, and Inferno moves out of the way. Jason Aaron just nailed Vader with the cane for a second time! Shamus: I believe hell just frooze over. Fountain: And look, down the aisle, its The Giant, hes giving the chokeslam signal and pointing to Inferno. This is trouble. Shamus: Haha, Inferno is done for. Fountain: But The Giant is met by David McMichael. And he's really working over the big man. Look at all the variations of the Guillitine Kick McMichael is unleashing. And look, Slick just bent over behind the stunned Giant, and David McMichael pushed him back, The Giant just fell over and nailed his head into the guardrail. He could be out cold! Shamus: This is unbeliveable, I can't believe i'm even watch this shi..... Fountain: Vader is still out could in the center of the ring after being hit with the cane by everybody! Jason Aaron is bloody on the outside of the ring, along with The Giant. Inferno making the cover, and the fans are counting along with referee Milliner. ONE! TWO! THREE! Fountain: He's done it, he's done it! Inferno has done the impossible! He has bested the man they call Vader. He has beaten all the odds, and is still the Dainja champion! I believe Vader, Jason Aaron, and The Giant may need some medical attention after the beatings they recieved. Shamus: Yeah I was right, hell just frooze over. I think i'm gonna be sick. I can't believe Inferno of all people outsmarted the master of the mind game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WCWF Intercontinental Title Match The Crow with Sable versus WCWF Intercontinental Champ The Undertaker with Brother Love <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Fountain: Our next match is one of the biggest fueds in the WCWF... it is between the Crow and The Undertaker... these two hate each other. Shamus: It's too bad for the Undertaker that he'll not only have to lose, but lose a belt in the process as well. Fountain: Let's get to the ring .... Seifert: Our following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the WCWF INTERCONTINENTAL Championship. Introducing, the participants. <Crow's Music comes on> Seifert: Introducing first, from the City of Angels, weighing in at 232 pounds, representing the nWo, here is....THE CROW !!! <The Crow slowly makes his way to the ring, looking totally focused> Seifert: And HIS opponent!!!!! <crowd erupts as the lights dim and the gong sounds signaling the Undertaker's music.> Seifert:Accompianied by his manager, Brother Love, From DEATH VALLEY, weighing in at 329 Pounds, here is......THE UNDERTAKER!!! <Undertaker gets a huge pop as he makes his traditional entrance to the ring> Fountain: And there's the Undertaker, standing on the ring steps...he's raising his arms, and the lights are raising as well...... Shamus: The Crow doesn't seem to care. He's just sitting in the corner, waiting for his shot to be the next I-C Champ. Fountain: LOOK OUT!! The Crow attacks the Undertaker as he is entering the ring! Crow with a spin kick, and now beating him down with those sharp chops. The Crow is UNRELENTING!! Shamus: Hahaha!! The Undertaker can't beat someone of his own kind, THEY'RE BOTH DEAD!!! Fountain: Look at the Crow now, extending his arm-.....wait a minute. The Undertaker sits up!!! The Crow goes for a forearm, but Undertaker blocks. Undertaker grabs the Crow by the throat....AND CHOKESLAMS HIM TO THE FLOOR!!! OH MY!!!! Shamus: That should be a DQ REF!! Come on!! Fountain: Unbelieveable move by the Undertaker, and the Crow looks hurt badly on the outside in the opening moments of this match. Shamus: Come on Crow!! Get back in there. Fountain: Referee Ron Nord is putting the count on Crow. He's up to 6...7...8...and the Crow slips back in. Undertaker wastes no time,nails a lariat. And now a bodyslam by the Undertaker. He scoops up the Crow, and another big slam. And The Undertaker drops an elbow. Undertaker punches the Crow in the stomach, and nails a bulldog headlodck. Uh oh! Shamus: Not another Chokeslam!! Fountain: A GREAT Chokeslam by the Undertaker. He covers, and the Crow kicks out at one!! Shamus: It's gonna take a hell of a lot more then that to keep the Crow down. Fountain: Remember at our last PPV folks, when the Destroyer hit the Undertaker with everything but the kitchen sink, but could not keep the champ down....well now it looks like the Crow is taking a page out of that book. The Crow is a fighter, I'll give him that. Shamus: He's also an excellent athlete Fountain. He'd beat you to kingdom-come. Fountain: He probably would Shamus. Undertaker isn't letting up now....whips the Crow to the buckle, Crow with a reversal, Crow with a flying lariat. Now the Crow whips the UT into the buckle. Crow charging in.....WOW. A football-tackle like manuver that nails the UT in the midsection....Undertaker is bent forward now.... Shamus: POWERBOMB!!! Crow nails it!!! Fountain: He may have knocked the wind out of him. Covers...1,2, kickout by the Undertaker. And the Crow connects on a DDT. He's fighting back now. UT looks to be grabing his stomach a bit. The Crow may have broken his ribs with that vicious tackle-powerbomb combonation. Shamus: That's right. The Undertaker's gonna need a 6'9 Bodybag when this is all over. Fountain: And the Crow is capitalizing on those ribs now, with some stiff kicks, and now a side suplex. Any kind of slam or suplex is gonna take it's toll on those ribs. Shamus: The Crow is unstoppable Fountain. The only reason that loser Inferno beat him is because of Undertaker's interference. You know Crow would be the Xtreme Dainja Champion if it weren't for the Undertaker. Fountain: Crow sends the UT for the ride, goes for a hiptoss....Undertaker won't budge. UT headbutts the Crow. Waistlock suplex by the UT!! One,two, kickout. UT going for that move again....Crow hits him flush in the head with an elbow. And now, Crow going for a DDT. Undertaker trying to counter with a backdrop, but the Crow rolls it through into a sunset flip! Count: One, Two, Thr-No!! Close one, Undertaker just got free. Crow clotheslines the Undertaker, and now connects with a Bulldog. Shamus: That-a-way Crow!! The Undertaker is being man-handled!!! Fountain: Those ribs seem to be effecting the Undertaker. And the Crow is going to work on them now. A jab, a jab, a roundhouse right....and the Undertaker collapses in pain. Shamus: He's gonna give it up as soon as the Crow locks on VENGENCE!!!!! Fountain: But can the Crow get that manuver on him...that is the question. Same can be said if the Undertaker nails the Tombstone. Then it'd be R.I.P for the Crow. The Crow backs off now...charges the UT with a kick....Undertaker caught his foot!! And a BIG lariat sends the Crow to the ground!! Now the UT with big Roundhouse rights on the Crow, backing him into the corner....Undertaker grabing the Crow's arm..... Shamus: Oh no!!! Fountain: The Undertaker is walking the top rope!!!! And he comes down on the Crow's arm!!! Wow! That is amazing agility on the behalf of the Undertaker. Just amazing. Shamus: Geez, it's not that great. Fountain: What other guys that size can do that huh?? They're aren't any. Don't let your bias get in the way of your head. Shamus: Hey, I give credit where it's due. Like that headlock by the Crow. Good hold. Fountain: Forget you Shamus. Crow has the headlock applied. Undertaker trying to break it with some stiff jabs to the stomach area. Undertaker breaks out. He is gaining steam, charges the Crow....Crow meets him with a kick to the ribs! Oohh...and a POWER BOMB!! He could have him!!!!! Shamus: ONE, TWO, THREE!!!! Fountain: No Shamus!!! That was a 2 and a half!! Shamus: No way!! The ref hit the mat 3 times!!! Fountain: You must be blind. Crow is continuing the offense here....nails a spin kick on the Undertaker. And hits a DDT! CROW IS CALLING FOR VENGENCE!!!! Here it comes! Shamus: He's gonna win it!!! Fountain: Crow is trying to apply it, but the UT kicks him off. The Crow thought he could end it right there. And now the Crow decides to lock on a wristlock, and he's using his knee to dig into the injured ribs of the Undertaker. Nice looking manuver. Shamus: You better believe it Fountain. And look at that wimp, Undertaker...he is grabbing the ropes.... Fountain: He's being smart, that's what you're supposed to do. And now the Crow sends the Undertaker for the ride.....Belly-To-Belly!!! That must have hurt the Undertaker's ribs big time. Crow is covering...One,Two, Kickout by the UT.   The Crow sends the Undertaker to the buckle, Undertaker reverses, charges, and MISSES with an avalanche. Ooh. How much more damage can be done to those ribs? Shamus: A lot more Fountain. Look at the Crow. He's is battling back like a WARRIOR. After that "slow" start, he's really catching fire. Fountain: The Crow nails a European Uppercut. And now a forearm to the back....he sends the Undertaker to the ropes, Undertaker dodges the kick, and gets met with a WICKED clothesline. The Crow is really fighting strong tonight. Shamus: You better believe it Fountain. The Crow is at the top of his game tonight. Nice ipponzei by the Crow. Fountain: The Intercontinental Title has had a prestigous line of champions here in the WCWF. Vader took the belt in the beginning by placing 2nd in the Championship Battle Royal. Vader then vacated it when, recent returner to the WCWF, Assaf "The Terminator" Levavy defeated him in a title for title match. The belt made its way back to Vader, until the Undertaker defeated him for it just 2 months ago. Shamus: Vader is still the best I-C Champion ever in the WCWF... Fountain: I don't know, the Undertaker is truley phenominal. [Shows Crow holding Undertaker in a reverse chinlock] Shamus: He doesn't look too phenominal now. The Crow has him in control. Fountain: The Crow starts laying in some heavy blows. Nice European uppercut, and a elbow smash to the head. Crow sends UT for the ride, Undertaker off the ropes, NAILS CROW with a Lariat. That came out of no where! Undertaker may be making a comeback here. Undertaker laying in lefts and rights. Charging Crow........OH MY!! The Crow backdrops him over the top and to the floor. Shamus: So much for that comeback, huh Matty? Fountain: Oh my....Crow climbing to the top ropes.....what's he gonna do......HE'S GOING FOR A MOONSAULT!! UNDERTAKER MOVES!! OH MY GOD!!!! Shamus: Did you hear the impact of that? Crow splatted against the concrete!! Fountain: And that may open the window of opportunity for the Undertaker. Undertaker throws him back into the ring, and the Crow is visably hurt. Undertaker seems to be shaking off the effects of that rib injury from earlier. Undertaker nails Crow in the stomach. And a side suplex now. Inverted Atomic Drop, and a elbow smash!! The Undertaker is ON FIRE!!!!! Shamus: Come on Crow, hit those ribs!! Fountain: Undertaker sets him up....DDT!! HERE IT COMES!! HERE COMES A TOMBSTONE!! He lifts him up....Crow slides off the back! Crow nails him with a lariat!! He's not gonna go easy Shamus. Shamus: No kidding. This Crow has a lot of fight left in him!! And the Crow now, nailing him with a karate chop, and a forearm to the ribs... Fountain: Hey, I'm play by play here. The Crow now off the ropes, JUMPING DDT!!! He's GIVING THE SIGNAL. He's locking it in.......Vengeance!! Vengeance!!! He's got it locked in!!!!!!! Shamus: We are gonna have a new champ!! No one gets outta the Vengeance! Undertaker is struggling...but the Crow has it locked in the center of the ring....IT'S ALL OVER!! Fountain: What's this......the Undertaker is trying to power out of it? He is using his legs to break the hold....can he do it??? HE BREAKS THE VENGEANCE!! OH MY!!! Shamus: Wha...Wha...Wha....HE SAT UP!!! Fountain: Unbelievable!! Undertaker is on his feet!! He grabs the Crow, nailing him with lefts and rights....side suplex!! Undertaker with a running elbow smash. And a Bulldog! A roundhouse right by the Undertaker, and a waistlock suplex!!! Undertaker is phenominal!! He grabs Crow around the neck......CHOKESLAM!!! Oh my!! Shamus: NO!! NO!! Come on Crow!!!! Fountain: Undertaker is giving the signal!!!!!!! He scoops up the Crow.........TOMBSTONE!!!!! He hit it!! Covers....ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!!! Shamus: Oh NO!!! HE DID IT AGAIN!!! The winner is The Undertaker. Time of match: 0:16:36 <The Undertaker's music sounds, and the lights dim, as the Undertaker celebrates in the middle of the ring> Fountain: What a match by these two. The Crow really took the Champ to his limit, but one Tombstone Piledriver and it was all over. Fountain: The Undertaker keeps his belt tonight with a surprising victory over the Crow... and now it's time for the match of the century.. Mr. Extreme going up against Sgt. Andrew Scott! Shamus: Both of these guys are awesome... but I may have to give the prize to Scott here... he is undefeated after all. Fountain: You never know.. there is a time for everything. I can't believe I am saying this, but I am routing for Mr. Extreme to win the belt and destroy the New World Order's confidence. Fountain: Wait a minute! Something is going on in the back... let's get a camera back there. [Cuts to the back. A locker room door looks to have been kicked open. The camera reveals the room where The Varsity Club are inside, thrashing The Super Sayiyans!] Shamus: HAHAH! Look at this! The Varsity Club is taking them all out! They must have brought some pencils and erased them... Fountain: That just might have erased the Sayiyans chances on Saturday.. even Vegeta and Perfect our out... and Yoshi is down too! Oh god! Shamus: Enough already... I've been waiting for this title match all night. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WCWF World Title Match Mr. Extreme with Mustafa X  versus WCWF World Champion Sgt. Andrew Scott with Jason Aaron <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Seifret: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and is for the WCWF WORLD TITLE !!!! [Gigantic pop] Seifret: Coming down the aisle... with his manager Mustafa X..... weighing 255 pounds.... MIISTEER EEXTREEMEE!!!! [Mr. Extreme's theme blasts out over the PA System and the fans give a huge pop] Fountain: We'll for being a "bad guy", people sure do like him Shamus: That's because they know he'll kick their ass if they don't cheer for him.. [Mr. Extreme comes out to the ring with Mustafa X behind him.] Seifret: And his opponent.... the WCWF World Champion.... weighing in at - pounds... SGT. AANDREEW SCOOTT! [The nWo music cuts out over the PA System as Sgt. Scott comes out with the title over his shoulder and Jason Aaron following him. Vader comes out shortly thereafter.] Fountain: I'm surprised Vader is walking out here after what happened to him not more than about a half an hour ago. Shamus: Vader just absorbed that hit... I'm sure everything is clear... but the nWo is not having a good night when it comes down to it. Fountain: I know it... the WCWF is showing resistance for the first time in a while. [Bell rings] Fountain: There's the bell... and both men coming out standing toe to toe. Extreme putting his hand in the air now... Shamus: Don't go for that Andy...  Fountain: Scott locks hands and Extrmee with a wristlock... turns it into a jumping DDT! Scott getting right back up Shamus: Extreme is going to have to do better than that... and here's Extreme putting his hand up again... and Scott goes for it again... Fountain: Extreme with another standing wristlock.. turns it into a tiger suplex this time! One, two, Shamus: Almost had him... and now Extreme backing Scott into the turnbuckle. Ramming his shoulder into Scott's midseciton while holding the ropes now. Fountain: Extreme in the center of the ring... and he's hyped... Scott just rolled to the outside... but Extreme's giving him a break here... and giving himself one as well. Shamus: Scott getting back in and Extreme kicks Scott in the head as he rolls in. Fountain: Kneebreaker nicely executed... and now a headbutt. Mr Extreme surprisingly taking control of this matchup early... and now a backspin DDT sending Scott to the mat. Shamus: Scott hasn't shown any offense in the match so far.. and what's this? Fountain: This is the tWo!!! [The Giant and Destroyer come down the aisle with their tWo shirts on and slowly move towards Mr. Extreme's corner] Shamus: Who knows what these guys are doing here... but Vader doesn't like it... and I'm surprised the Giant is out here as well... after that beating he took early at the hands of David McMichael. Fountain: Extreme with a single leg takedown... and picks Scott back up. Big belly to belly suplex! Keyshawn Williams counts: One, two, Fountain: No.. Scott got his shoulder up. Extreme to the ropes now... and executes a monkey flip! Scott rolls out of the ring again! Shamus: Right now.. it's looking like we could have a new World Champion... but then again, we are only about two minutes into this one. Extreme coming down to the outside now. Fountain: Ready to do some damage... and he just slammed Scott's head right into the ringpost. Shamus: Extreme getting right back in the ring... he's a smart man. He's knows the belt can't be won on the outside. Fountain: Scott getting in the ring now... and the tWo is still actionless so far. Extreme with another tiger suplex. Keyshawn Williams counts: One, two, Shamus: Scott getting his shoulder up again. We'll have to see what effect the EDD has on Scott this time around. Extreme getting in the rookie ref's face about a slow count. Fountain: Extreme with a jumping elbow thrust... and Extreme sending Scott for the ride. Shamus: OUT OF NOWHERE! Fountain: Scott with a Hotshot! Scott with a belly to belly suplex now! Sets up.... COURT MARTIAL! Shamus: No... Extreme falls over his back. Comes with a clothesline but Scott turns around with one of his own! Fountain: Both men down in the ring! Scott slowly getting to his feet... and locks a front facelock on now. Shamus: Scott has quickly shifted the momentum here... that's why he is the World Champion Fountain: Scott sending Extreme into the corner for some punishment now... and charges in! Shamus: EXTREME MOVES! Scott falls to the mat holding his shoulder... that had to have done some damage. Fountain: Extreme with a headbutt... and sends Scott falling back to the ropes. JUMPING DDT! Shamus: Extreme has got the upper hand again. This guy is a fighter... and locks on an armlock hammerlock submission. Fountain: Williams is trying to make sure there is no outside fighting.. and now comes over... Scott won't give up though. Extreme sends Scott for the ride.. and takes him down with a Russian legsweep... and locks on another wristlock. Shamus: Extreme is just attacking Scott from every angle. Extreme with another Russian legsweep now... and sets up for a piledriver! Fountain: But Scott backdrops.. wait! Extreme sunset flips to re-reverse! Keyshawn Williams counts: One, shoulder up. [Camera is panning around.. stops on a guy in sunglasses.... he looks familiar] Shamus: Hey.. who is this loser? Fountain: That's no loser... that's former WCWF World Champion Bill Thomas!!!! What is he doing here?!? Shamus: Not another loser coming back.. someones liable to break his leg again... if Pierce can do it. Fountain: Great to know that Thomas is healthy and could be back with us here in the WCWF... that is great... Shamus: Nice reversal there but Extreme... and he misses a clothesline here. Fountain: Extreme catches him though.. and he's got the piledriver this time! Extreme using the ropes for leverage... and executes a jawbreaker! Shamus: Nicely done... and Extreme with a Russian legsweep for the third time. Fountain: Extreme knocking him to the outside and now slides out himself. Shamus: It's strange that neither set of men are getting involved here. But Extreme pulling off a piledriver here! Fountain: I'd say if Extreme went for the pin he'd have this match won. Extreme sends Scott into the guardrail now.. and executes another tiger suplex before tossing Scott back into the ring. Shamus: Extreme gets in the ring and knocks Scott down with a shoulderblock.. and pulling Scott up no- Fountain: European uppercut by Scott from out of nowhere! Scoops Extreme up like a rag doll... piledriver! Shamus: Where does he get this energy from? Fountain: Scott with a powerbomb here... but Extreme backdrops over him! Shamus: Turn around Scott...! Fountain: OH! Met with a jumping elbow thrust! Extreme covering now.... Keyshawn Williams counts: One, two, kickout. Shamus: Looks like Extreme is getting worried now.... Fountain: You could be right.. and here is Extreme using the ropes again.. and shoulderblocks Scott! He doesn't move! Shamus: Russian legsweep and another jumping DDT! That made Scott move... Fountain: Indeed it did.. straight to the outside of the ring... and quickly. Shamus: Looks like Extreme is coming to the outside once again... and Scott is waiting for him! Fountain: Forearm to the back... and.. COURT MARTIAL !!!!!! Shamus: He's got it locked on... and he's not letting go! Extreme's back is going through hell right now... Fountain: Scott rolling him back in the ring now... and sends Mr. Extreme for the ride... nice jawbreaker... and follows it with a kick.. but Extreme catches his leg! Shamus: Extreme with a kick of his own to the other leg... and now a Russian legsweep... what's this?!? Fountain: EXTREME DEATH DROP! Keyshawn Williams counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Shamus: Scott kicked out! I can't believe it. Fountain: Extreme going back to the ropes now and comes back to execute another jawbreaker. Shamus: Scott should have a mouth full of blood by now... but this guy is one tough cookie. Fountain: Extreme with a piledriver... and that might be the way this cookie crumbles. Extreme with a kneebreaker now... and sends Scott for the ride. Shamus: Another single leg takedown.... and here's Extreme pulling him up and sending him for the ride again. Fountain: Scott comes back with a kick! Amazing strength... and now a jawbreaker, and another. Double underhook backbreaker! Shamus: WOW! Scott is on fire! Avalanche...and Fountain: RUNNING FOREARM SMASH! Shamus: He sent Extreme over the top rope with that! Oh my... Keyshawn Williams counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Mr. Extreme reenters the ring. Fountain: That was close.... and Scott with a double underhook backbreaker upon Extreme's return... and now another. Shamus: Scott covering... Keyshawn Williams counts: One, two, three! Fountain: No.. Extreme barely kicks out.. that was close. And Scott doing anything he can to try and get the victory here. Puts Extreme on the turnbuckle... Shamus: Extreme just nailed him in the face! And pushes Scott down onto the mat! Extreme off the top with a big stomp! Fountain: He's setting up... it could be.... EXTREME DEATH DROP! Shamus: Jason Aaron is getting up on the apron... Keyshawn Williams counts: One, two, Fountain: Jason Aaron just nailed Extreme with that cane! What a cheap way out! Shamus: Extreme getting up now... and he looks pissed... Fountain: Uh oh... Extreme grabbing Jason Aaron for the EDD!!!!! Shamus: No! Vader came from behind and he just chopped Extreme in the neck! Fountain: The tWo getting in the ring now... and Scott doesn't know where he is. We've got a standoff here between Vader and the tWo! Shamus: We've got to go!!!! Fountain: Thanks for joining us! Good night from the Ice Palace in Tampa, Florida!!!! [Keyshawn Williams disqualifies Sgt. Andrew Scott. The winner is Mr. Extreme. Time of match: 21:51] ~ Dainja WCWF President WCWF: wc...@usa.net Personal: Dain...@aol.com http://members.aol.com/dainjaruz/ "Some die with a name, some die nameless..." - Lost Boyz ~