WCWF Kaged II (8/31/97)

The World Championship Wrestling Federation presents... **  **                                    **     **  **  /**  **               *****                /**    /** /**  /** **     ******    **///**   *****       /**    /** /**  /****     //////**  /**  /**  **///**   ******    /** /**  /**/**     *******  //****** /*******  **///**    /** /**  /**//**   **////**   /////** /**////  /**  /**    /** /**  /** //** //********   *****  //****** //******    /** /**  //   //   ////////   /////    //////   //////     //  //  **************************************************************** * Live from Philadelphia, PA   |  August 31, 1997 @ 8:00 PM EST * * In the Core States Spectrum                                  * **************************************************************** [The promo ends with the Kaged II logo on the screen, and then a cage drops down in front of it. As it fades off of the screen, behind it the scene changes to the jam packed Core States Spectrum. The lights in the arena dim down and the crowd gets loud as prison break sirens sound on the PA System. The sound of a jail cell closing is heard on the PA and then explosions go off at the entryway. As the camera fades into the announcer's table at ringside, Matt Fountain's voice can be heard on the audio feed.] Fountain: Welcome to WCWF's second annual Kaged pay per view! We are here in the home of "extreme" wrestling at the Core States Spectrum which is jam packed! For the WCWF, this is Matt Fountain.... your host for this great event... and to my side is the one and only "Shameless" Jon Shamus. Shamus: You are damn right, Founatin. I'm going to be the one to liven up this pay per view... I mean, who could sit through an entire pay per view with you and Brian Cunningham? That would be a savage punishment to give WCWF fans just because they aren't calling that lame WCWF Hotline. Fountain: Speaking of that WCWF Hotline, you will be able to call the Hotline after the pay per view and get all the detailed results plus any injury reports that may unfortunately be made tonight. Shamus: Yea, but if you really want to put the Internet to use... just wait until later this week when MY show comes on live with my special guest Sgt. Andrew Scott. You see, I can get all the good guests while you guys are stuck with rumors... I get the real thing. Fountain: WCWF RA is WAR is the name of it... it should be something special with Shamus hosting... and what about this PPV tonight.... this should be something special as well. Shamus: It'll be special alright... seeing that Loserheart, Chris Jericho getting his butt whooped by Taz. I'd shell out my cash if that were the only match on the card. Fountain: Alright, fans... our opening match-up tonight at Kaged II will be the Four-Way Dance for the American Tag Team Championships. The reigning champs, the Blues Brothers will put their titles on the line against 3 teams... former World Champs, the Hart-Breakers... the Mega-Powers, Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage... and members of the inWo, Goto and Onita, the Extreme Team!! Your thoughts, Jon Shamus?? Shamus: First of all, Matt, I think the WCWF is overdue for new American Tag Team champions!! The Blues Brothers have to be the luckiest tag team in the world today!!! I mean, sure they defend their belts all the time, but every single time they defend, they manage to squeak out a lucky victory!! As far as the Mega-Powers go, I think those two Methuselehs should do all of us a favor, and hang it up for good!!! Then, you have the Hart-Breakers, who I feel are all washed up, as far as I'm concerned!! Ever since the Clique beat them for the World titles back in December, Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart have been lost souls in the WCWF!!! And speaking of the Clique, it was them who made the American Tag Team Championship the prestigious title it is today!! I predict that the Extreme Team is gonna make Hall and Nash and the entire nWo proud by returning the Tag Team gold to where it rightfully belongs!!! Fountain: Lets go back to Bob Colligan now who is standing with Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage... [Cuts backstage to Bob Colligan, Hulk Hogan, and Randy Savage in front of a Kaged II backdrop.] Bob Colligan: "We're here with Hulk Hogan and "Macho Man" Randy Savage, The Mega Powers.  Guys, you lost your first match in the WCWF, do you think you have a chance at the American Tag Titles?" "Macho Man" Randy Savage: "Brotha brotha brothaaaa!  How can you ask us something like that.  We are The Mega Powers yeah.  We have millions of fans around the world who know that we are the two ICONS of wrestling brother.  We can't lose this match.  We can out class and out wrestle any of the teams we are up against tonight.  And we will do just that! Oooooo yeah!" Hulk Hogan: "Brother, none of the teams we are locking up with tonight have any idea what they are about to face.  We have been through it all dude.  We have fought the good fight and won.  All the Hulkamaniacs remember all the titles I fought for and all the titles the Macho Man fought for.  We know what it's about dude.  When we step in the ring, The Mega Powers are gonna take the first step in cleaning up the WCWF and making wrestling what it used to be!" Bob Colligan: "Guys come on now.  There is so much young talent in the WCWF today.  Can you still compete?" Hulk Hogan: "Brother, you watch closely tonight because we will reclaim the lost glory that the Mega Powers once had.  We will become once again, the most powerful force in professional wrestling because whatcha gonna do, when the Mega Powers run wild on you brother!" [Camera cuts over to the Blues Brothers' lockerroom.] ( We are now in the lockerroom with the Blues Brothers ) Kardon: O.k. Blues, in a few minutes you will be defending your belts in what looks like your BIGGEST match ever.....The 4 way Dance !!!! Any comments ??? Jake: There is no doubt in our mind, Marc, that this is going to be our TOUGHEST match ever in our WCWF career, but we are MORE than ready. Elwood: That's right, we have been taking things a little easy in the past 15 days, and right now we feel like A MILLION BUCKS !!!!! Jake: We are going in there the CHAMPIONS and we will walk out the CHAMPIONS !!!! Elwood: HART BREAKERS, EXTREME TEAM , MEGA-POWERS , you will all end up doind the same thing......... Jake: SINGING the BLUES !!!!!! Kardon: Back to you, guys !!! [Cuts back to the camera on the ring with William Seifret holding the microphone ready to start the introductions. Mike Milliner also stands in the ring.] Fountain: Folks, let's get this historic event underway... let's go up to ringside!!! Seifret: Ladies and gentlemen, our first match-up of KAGED II is for the WCWF AMERICAN TAG TEAM TITLES!!!! It is a special 4-Way Dance... here are the rules!!! There will be two men in the ring at one time, and any legal man may tag any of the other participants still in the match!! A team is eliminated when one member of the team is defeated in any way, whether by pin, submission, countout, or disqualification!! The sole survivng team will be the undisputed AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! And, now... the participants!! First, at a total combined weight of 525 pounds, here are Hulk Hogan and "Macho Man" Randy Savage... the MEGA-POWERS!!!! ["Real American" blasts over the PA system. Hogan and Savage strut down the aisle to the ring to a somewhat mixed response. Hogan tears off his shirt and begins posing, while Savage climbs to the second rope and points to the ceiling.] Seifret: Coming down the aisle with their manager Bryan Dostan, at a total combined weight of 640 pounds, here are Tarzan Goto and Atsushi Onita...  the EXTREME TEAM!!!! [Bryan Dostan walks down to ringside with the Extreme Team to their inWo music. All have inWo t-shirts on, and make the nWo hand symbol to the audience.] Seifret: At a total combined weight of 457 pounds, here are the former WCWF World Tag Team Champions... Bret "Hitman" Hart and "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels... the HART-BREAKERS!!!! [The lights go out as a loud "BONG!!" is heard. Then the lights return as a screeching guitar riff plays, and the Hart-Breakers theme is started. Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels share high-fives with the fans.] Seifret: And now, coming down the aisle with RAY CHARLES... weighing in at a combined weight of 500 pounds, here are the REIGNING WCWF AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... Jake and Elwood Blues... the BLUES BROTHERS!!!! [The Blues Brothers dance down the aisle with the American titles around their waist. They also high-five the fans, and enter the ring to a very loud ovation.] Fountain: What an incredible match-up this is going to be, folks!! Four of the finest tag teams in the world fighting it out over the American Tag Team Titles!!! And there's the bell!!! Hey, Jon!! WAKE UP!!! Shamus: HUH?? What??? Are the intros finally over??? Fountain: Yeah, they are!! And, in the ring it will be Tarzan Goto and Bret Hart to start. Both lock up, and Hart headbutts Goto!! And here comes Elwood in to help Bret!! Double suplex on Goto!!! Interesting and unusual teamwork right off the bat!! Shamus: Now, Elwood should cheap-shot Bret, and hightail it out of there!! That's the only way the Blues Brothers are gonna make out of here with the belts tonight!!! Fountain: The Blues Brothers aren't gonna stoop to those kinds of tactics!! But it appears that the Extreme Team have earned the respect of the other teams in this match, because they're working together to eliminate them!!! Now, Bret Hart nails Goto with an atomic drop, followed by a dropkick!!! And, now a tag to Shawn Michaels!!! Shamus: HAHA!!! Michaels went for a flying forearm, and instead got caught in a Samoan Drop!!! I'm telling you, Fountain... Michaels is the weak link of the Hart-Breakers!!!! All he cares about is posing for Playgirl instead of wrestling!!! Fountain: Michaels gets back up, and Irish-whips Goto... Bret Hart is in, and Goto gets double backdropped!!!!! And now, a double bodyslam!! Now, Michaels with a reverse chinlock on Goto, to wear him down!! [A wide shot of the Core States Spectrum is shown. Fountain comments on the sold-out crowd in Philadelphia. Camera is then cut to a shot of Dolph Lundgren, who is seated in the front row. He is surrounded by security guards wearing motorcycle helmets.] Shamus: Hey, get the camera off that no-talent bum!!!! He was in that low-budget B-movie, Universal Soldier, wasn't he?? Who the heck did he play in that movie, anyway?? Ummmmmmm... Fountain: I was told before the show that he is here to watch his close friend, Sgt. Scott, take on El Diablo later tonight!!! I'm gonna tell Scott you said that about Mr. Lundgren!!! Shamus: Are you kidding?? Sgt. Scott is a very dear, close, and personal friend of mine!!! He owes me a favor!! I think I'll have him Court-Martial YOU!!!! Fountain: It's gonna be a long night, folks. In the ring, Onita has been tagged in, and is going for the Thunder Fire Bomb!!! But, Michaels backdrops Onita over, and BRIDGES!!! ONE... TWO...  THR... no, so close to a pin right there!!! Onita up quickly, and tags in Randy Savage!! But here comes Bret Hart for a 2-on-1 on Savage... DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE, and Savage is down!!! Shamus: The Hart-Breakers are looking pretty crisp right now, but you know that it's gonna backfire later on!! It always does!! And, it's always Shawn Michaels fault!!! Fountain: Here comes Hulk Hogan, and he tosses Bret Hart over the top rope!!! Now, the Mega-Powers double-team Michaels... double Irish-whip, double elbowsmash!!!! And Hogan and Savage standing tall in the ring!! Shamus: Look at the combined glare from their bald heads!!! Someone get me a can of that spray-on hair stuff!!!! Fountain: Hogan goes out after Bret Hart, and Savage continues to work on Michaels... snap mare, followed by a BIG kneedrop!!! Now, Savage is going up for the big elbow drop!!! I think it's too early!! But, he hits it!!! ONE... TWO...  and Michaels barely kicks out!! Savage can't believe it!!! Shamus: Wow, look at Hogan take care of Bret Hart!! Punch, punch, eye rake, punch!! He's using his whole arsenal on the Hitman!!! Fountain: In the ring, Savage hits Michaels with a lariat, followed by another kneedrop! Michaels is almost unconscious after getting hit with the elbowdrop!! Now, Savage picks Michaels up, and nails him with a series of right hands!! Now, an Irish-whip... NO, a reversal, and... wait, just a second!!! One of the security guards just walked over to the ring, and he just ZAPPED SAVAGE WITH A TAZER!!! What is going on here?!?!?!? Shamus: Savage must have said something derogatory about Dolph Lundgren, Matt!!! Fountain: Now, Michaels sees an opening, and hits the SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! Over for the cover... ONE, TWO, THREE!!! I can't believe this!! Shamus: Serves him right for insulting Mr. Lundgren's mom!!! It's nice to see justice served here in Philadelphia for once!!! Seifret: Ladies and gentlemen, the Mega-Powers have been eliminated!! Fountain: And now that security guard returns to his partner as if nothing happened!! Someone get those guys out of here!!! Shamus: No way!!! They're paid to guard Dolph Lundgren!! If they don't, who knows what the rabid mutants of Philadelphia might do to him??? Fountain: In the ring, Bret Hart and Jake Blues are in, and exchanging right hands!!! And Jake just clotheslined Bret over the top rope!! Look out, Jake with a suicide dive... and he MISSED!!! And Jake hit hard on the floor!!! Shamus: HAHAHAHA!!! Hey, look at all the coinage that just came out of Jake's pocket!!! There's gotta be at least seven dollars worth of change on the ground!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fountain: Will you STOP?!?? Bret tosses Jake back in, and now tags in Tarzan Goto!! He picks Jake up, and slams his down hard!!! Jake with a thumb to the eye.. makes the TAG TO MICHAELS!!! Michales charges in and gets nailed with a boot to the midsection from Goto... elbow to the back of the head and MICHAELS IS DOWN!!!! Now, Tarzan is going for a SHARPSHOOTER!!! He's almost got it!!! Shamus: HAHA, Tarzan is gonna show Bret Hart how to REALLY apply the Sharpshooter!!!! Fountain: No, Michaels able to kick Goto off before he could turn over!! Now, Michaels up quickly, and armdrags Goto down! And, here comes Onita from behind and LEVELS Michaels with a karate kick to the back of the head!!! Shamus: He literally decapitated him with that one, Matt!! Fountain: Uhh, YEAH... literally. Anyway, Goto picks Michaels up by the hair and tags in Elwood. Elwood climbs up top, and hits a high-cross body!! One... two...  kickout by Shawn Michaels! Now, Elwood whips Michaels, and GETS TRIPPED UP BY RAY CHARLES!!!!! Shamus: WHAT??? How did he do that?!?!? He can't see!!!! Neither can Mike Milliner because he isn't disqulifying the Blues Brothers!!! Fountain: Now, Shawn getting up, and is met by a big bulldog by Elwood!! Picks Shawn up, and hits a hurricanrana!!! Hooks the legs... ONE, no, a kickout!! Now, a tag to Goto... and here comes Hart to dispose of Elwood!!! Goto with a European... NO, backslide by Michaels!!! ONE, TWO... and Onita makes the save!!!! And, now Michaels is complaining... Shamus  : Get Michaels out of there!!! Only one member of a team in at a time!!! Fountain   : Now, both of the Extreme Team pick Bret up and hit a DOUBLE POWERBOMB on the Hitman!!! They pick him straight up, and hit ANOTHER one!!! You were saying, Jon?? Shamus: Hey... when the hell did Michaels tag Hart in?? Fountain: I think you are right, Michaels should be the legal man!!! Shamus: Ref didn't see it, Matt!!! You can't call what you can't see!! And, if the ref didn't see it, then it didn't happen!!!! Wait, LOOK AT THIS!!! Goto hit the Facebuster!! It's over!! ONE, TWO, THREE!!! Fountain: No!!! NONONONONO!!! Only a two!!! And Goto is up and arguing with Mike Milliner!!! Shamus: That'll teach Milliner to count slow!! Look at the kisser on Goto!!! Yeeech!!!! Fountain: Bret is up and gets Goto in a crucifix!!! ONE, TWO... no, Goto shifts his weight, and Bret is on the bottom!! One, two, and a kickout!! Now, both men up, and Goto puts on the STF outta nowhere!!! This could be it!! Shamus: He said it!!! He said "I give up!!!" Fountain: No, he did not!!! Bret Hart is not a quitter!!! Michaels comes in and breaks the hold!! Now Milliner telling Michaels to get out of there... that allows the Extreme Team to get a 2-on-1 advantage!! Double Irish whip, double clothes... NO, duck-under by Bret, and the BLUES BROTHERS TRIP BOTH OF THE EXTREME TEAM!!!! Shamus: What did those two idiots do that for?? Bret was about to get plastered!!!!! Look at Onita... he's out fighting both the Blues right now!!!! Fountain: And, look at Bret... he's just hanging on the ropes, and... oh no, NO!!! The other security guard just walked over, AND ZAPS BRET WITH THE TAZER!!! This is ridiculous!!!! Shamus: Serves Bret right for spitting at Mr. Lundgren earlier!!! Fountain: What the hell are you...?? Now, Goto with a high-cross body off the top...  no NO!! Not like this!! 1... 2... Shamus: 3!!!!!! HE GOT HIM!!! The Hart-Breakers are gone!!! Seifret: Ladies and gentlemen, the Hart-Breakers have been eliminated!!! Fountain: Those security guards have spoiled what should have been a classic 4-way match for the American titles!! Why are they doing this??? Who the heck are they??? Shamus: I told you, Fountain... they are protecting... Fountain: WAIT, here come the Godwinns!!!! They're going right after those security guards!!!!! Shamus: WHAT??? The GODWINNS??? This is disgusting, Matt!!! Those two inbred hillbillies are looking at 25 years in the pen for this!!!! Fountain: The Godwinns are cleaning house on those two guys!! Henry bashing one of them with the slop bucket, and Phineas just ripped the helmet off the other one... who is that??? Shamus: That looks like Louis Scrapinetti... it's the X-COPS!!!!! Fountain: And the helmet is off the other guy, and it's "Tubb" Tucker!!! The Godwinns and the X-Cops are brawling all over ringside!! And Phineas just tried to slop Tucker, but MISSED!!! There's slop all over the place!!!!! Get some real security down there, and break this up!!! Shamus: No way, this is great, Fountain!!! We're getting an extra match, right up close!!!! Fountain: Speaking of the match, Onita has Elwood in a sleeper, and I think Elwood might be out of it!!!! And, in the meantime, the Godwinns and the X-Cops are fighting down the aisle, and into the back!!!! Shamus: Oh my GOD, what is that SMELL????? Someone get some Pine-Sol down here and clean up that slop!!!! Fountain: Stick to the match in the ring, Jon. Elwood escapes the sleeper with a jawbreaker, and then tags in Jake. And Jake is on fire!! Big right hand, followed by another... whip into the corner, and follows him in with an AVALANCHE!!!! Shamus: *gag* Hello, can anyone hear me in the back?? I need an oxygen task and a mask!!! Pronto!! Fountain: By the way, folks... if you haven't noticed, there are only two teams remaining!! One of these two will be the undisputed American Tag Team champions!!! And it looks like the champs are in control!! Big shoulderblock on Onita, followed by a dropkick!!! Goto tries to come up from behind, but Jake catches him!!! Takes both their heads... DOUBLE HEADSMASH!!!! Jake whips Onita into the ropes... running dropkick, NO!!! Onita ducks, and Jake crotches himself on the middle rope!!!!! Shamus: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Go ahead and sing the blues now, Jake!!! Fountain: Feeling better, Jon?? Shamus: No, not really. The stench is killing me!! I'm telling you, the Godwinns are gonna pay for this!!! Fountain: Now, Elwood is tagged in, and he goes right for a crossface submission on Goto!! But Goto rakes the eyes, and tags out to Onita, who hasn't seen much action thus far!!!! Onita nails Elwood with a lariat, followed by an octopus submission!! Shamus: Taught to him, no doubt, by Antonio Inoki, the Extreme Team's mentor in the inWo!! What a brilliant mastermind Inoki is! Fountain: Elwood hiptosses Onita all the way over to his own corner, and tags Jake in!! Great move by Elwood!! German suplex by Jake... now, a whip, backdrop... NO, Onita catches him in the Thunder Fire Bomb!!!!! We could have new champions!!! ONE, TWO, THR... NO, in the ropes!!!! Shamus: OH, COME ON!!!!! This match should be over, Matt!!!! Give the belts to the Extreme Team!!! Fountain: Onita arguing about the count... picks Jake up and small packages him!! 1... 2...  3, NO!!!! Another close call!!!! Jake still feeling the effects of the Thunder Fire Bomb!!! Shamus: I can feel it, Matt!!! The belts are changing hands tonight!!! This is great!!!!! Fountain: Irish whip... no, REVERSAL, and Jake connects with a shoulderblock!! And both men are down!!! Both men trying to make a tag, and... Jake tags in Elwood!!! And, Elwood hits a rolling kick, followed by a belly-to-back!!!! Now, Elwood goes up top for a moonsault... NO!!! Onita moves out of the way!!!! Now, Goto comes in to stomp on Elwood, but the ref is distracted by Jake!! Shamus: Wait a minute, what is Ray Charles doing??? He's getting in the ring... OH MY GOD!!! Fountain: RAY CHARLES JUST CLOBBERED GOTO WITH HIS CANE!!!!!! And here comes Bryan Dostan over to complain, and he gets nailed with the cane, too!!!! Shamus: This is disgraceful!!! Bryan hasn't done a thing tonight to deserve that!!! Where is the ref???? Fountain: All 4 men are down, and it is Onita and Elwood who are legal!! Onita charges Elwood, and he gets backdropped over the top rope!!! Now, Elwood nails Goto with a clothesline, and he goes down hard!!! Jake back in the ring, and they're gonna go for it!! SING THE BLUES!!! And they hit it!!!! COVER!!!! Shamus: GOTO'S NOT THE LEGAL MAN!!!!!! Fountain: ONE... TWO...  Onita makes the save!!!!! Elwood dropkicks Onita out of the ring, and follows him!! Jake picks Goto up for belly-to-back suplex... but Goto flips over and delivers one of his own!! NO, Jake turns it into a high-cross body!!! ONE... TWO... Shamus: HE'S USING THE ROPES!!!!! Fountain: THREE!!!! HE GOT HIM!!! BLUES BROTHERS WIN!!!!! Shamus: This is a miscarriage of justice!!!!!!! Seifret: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the Four-Way Dance... and STILL WCWF American Tag Team Champions... THE BLUES BROTHERS!!!!!! Fountain: What an unbelievable match-up we have just witnessed... WAIT!! Somebody's coming to ringside!! Shamus: It's the Men In Black!!! And they have a mic!!! Agent J: Yo yo yo yo yo YOOOOOO!!!!! This has got to be a 9.0 on my weird-stuff-o-meter!!! Blues Brothas, yo candy asses cost us a match against the Ghetto Suckas a few weeks ago!! Well, nah we back to pimpslap yo asses back to whatever planet you came from!! Agent K: What Agent J is trying to say is we want an American Tag Title match against you on September 7th. None of this non-title malarky. Because we think you guys are alien scum. On our planet, we have a saying. I goes like this... don't ever argue with the big dog, because the big dog is always right. Agent J: Hey, you wanna know what NYPD means??? NYPD means I will Nock Yo Punkass Down!!!! Fountain: Now, the Blues Brothers are asking for a mic... Jake: Hey, galaxy defenders!!!!!! You got some nerve coming out here tonight saying that we are not men enough to put our belts on the line, September 7th!!!!! Elwood: Yeah, who do you think you are???? Jake: Shut up, Elwood!!!!! First of all, you are just rookies here in the federation, and you are going around wearing our uniforms and claiming to everyone that you are the #1 contenders. Boys, we don't own nothing to no one, especially the Men in Black!!!!! But because I have a big heart, I will tell you what will I do. Men in black, prove to me, and to everyone out there that you deserve a title shot by.......beating us, sept 7th and I promise you that you will have your title match!!!!!!! And when the Blues make a promise, you can take that to the bank!!!! Now, get your sorry asses out of here and pray that we don't destroy you, on September 7th, cause you too, boys, will end up..........singing the blues!!!!!! Elwood: Oh, and by the way......you look ridiculous in your suits, you don't have the class that we got!!!!! [The Men in Black roll out of the ring and make their way down the aisle as the Blues get the WCWF American Tag Team titles and show them off to the fans to a bunch of crowd noise. The camera fades down to Matt Fountain and Jon Shamus while the Blues Brothers celebrate.] Fountain: So it's official that now if the Men in Black defeat the Blues Brothers in their matchup on September 7th, then they will get a title shot against the Blues Brothers at a later date, guaranteed. Shamus: The Blues Brothers are morons... it's no wonder Ray Charles still has these guys, he doesn't know what kind of crappy wrestling these guys really do, because he can't see it! HAHAHA! Fountain: They are no doubt one of the best American Tag Team Champions in history, you cannot take that from them. Shamus: I just did.... Fountain: I give up... let's take you to the backstage area just before our broadcast got underway.. while we were giving you the introductions, so you can see what happened... Shamus: Man did this kick ass... we should have dropped what we were doing right when we heard about it. [Camera cuts to Mr. Extreme being restrained by a crowd of about 10 fully armed security police. Extreme has brass knuckles on each hand, which shine into the camera due to a light above. There is lots of shouting and holloring, as the camera pans to the right, you can see the Giant being held back from a large group of security guards as well. He is bleeding slightly from his forehead, but looks like he was saved before major damage could have been done.] Shamus: Extreme had to show him what it was all about tonight... but he's the one who is hearing the real meaning of Kaged! HAHA! Fountain: You could say that... as Mr. Extreme was escorted from the building by Philadelphia police and is reportedly being taken down to a local police station to be held in a cell until the Kaged II pay per view is officially over! Shamus: Make it the two guys who kill stuff and the guy who gets locked up! Those guys just really kick ass! Fountain: At least we won't have to worry about Mr. Extreme interfering in any matchups tonight. Shamus: Well Matt, it looks like it's time for the next match up tonight, and it's gonna be a good one, Mankind and Raven taking on Hunter Hearst Helmsley and a mystery partner. Fountain: I agree, this should be an excellent match up, you gotta wonder who Helmsley could have gotten to be his partner, I mean the guys a great wrestler, but he does have a slight attitude problem that might make it difficult to find a partner. Shamus: Well, he must have had someone in mind, he challenged Mankind to this match, wait, we're ready to go in the ring. (Mankind's music pours out over the PA system, and he emerges from behind the curtain.) Seifret: Weighing in at 284 pounds, from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, here is Mankind!!! Fountain: Mankind has that evil grin on his face, he's been waiting for this opportunity for a long time. Mankind seems to blame Hunter Hearst Helmsley for everything that's wrong with him, and he's vowed to get revenge for it all tonight. Shamus: Blame Helmsley for all that's wrong with him? How could he blame that much on just one man?!? Fountain: Well, they don't call him The Deranged One for know reason, he wants Helmsley in the ring, and he's gonna get him tonight, and I think we may in fact see, blue blood spill. Shamus: Look at Mankind, he's just sitting there rocking back and forth waiting for his partner, look at that sick smile! (Keep 'em Seperated blares out over the PA and Raven throws the curtain out of his way as he walks down the aisle to the ring.) Seifret: Hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 242 pounds, here is Raven!! Shamus: Raven wastes no time heading to the corner and taking a seat. You know, this team of Mankind and Raven could gel well together, neither one of these guys is all there. Fountain: Well, yeah Raven is a little strange and all, but look at Mankind, HE'S PULLING HIS HAIR OUT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! He's totally lost it, Raven still has a grip on reality, but I think his fingers may be slipping. (Hunter Hearst Helmsley's music comes on the PA system and Jim Cornette emerges from behind the curtain, followed by Helmsley and Chyna. A fan yells something at Helmsley and Chyna quickly steps over and stares him down.) Seifret: Accompanied to the ring by Jim Cornette and Chyna, weighing in at 255 pounds, from New Grenich, Connecticut, here is Hunter Hearst Helmsley!! Shamus: Here is the blue blood himself, along with Jim Cornette and Chyna, I wonder if anything goes on between those two behind the scenes... Fountain: You disgust me, you constantly make those types of comments when we aren't on the air, now maybe the people in the WCWF offices will do something about this. Shamus: Calm down, Calm down, look Hunter Hearst Helmsley is bowing to the crowd, let's find out who the mystery partner is. (Jim Cornette, Chyna, and Helmsley all enter the ring and Cornette grabs the microphone from the announcer. Both Mankind and Raven stand up and look at Cornette.) Cornette: No, it's ok freak show, you can go ahead and sit down, pull your hair out, whatever you wanna do, all I have to do is bring out the man that is gonna destroy you once and for all. Now, as you can imagine, we had countless offers when people heard Hunter here was looking for a tag team partner, but one man seemed to have more than all the rest, he'd shown it in the ring, and out of the ring, ladies, gentlemen, and disfiguered freaks, I give to you...... (The audience turns at looks at the curtain for a wrestler to emerge, and suddenly Raven grabs Mankind by the hair and unleashes a savage DDT on him.) Cornette: RAVEN!!!!! That's right Raven, you see Mankind, no one wanted to be your partner, look at you, your missing hair, missing an ear, and now, your missing a tag team partner!!! Fountain: Oh my god, I can't believe what we just witnessed...Raven has turned his back on Mankind, he was the mystery partner... Shamus: Ah ha ha, I love it!! Look at Cornette, he's gonna have another heart attack he's laughing so hard!! He must be drinking Diet Pepsi again!!! Fountain: Wait, what's this, RAVEN JUST GRABBED HELMSLEY!!! ANOTHER DDT!!! HE SPIKED THEM BOTH INTO THE MAT!! Shamus: What's Raven thinking? What's he trying to do? Oh my god, now I know Cornette had another heart attack, he's in shock!! Fountain: Who isn't in shock? We just saw Raven turn on Mankind, then turn on Helmsley!! Mike Millner is supposed to be the ref for this match, and he seems to be very confused. Shamus: I think he's asking to make this match a triangle match, obviously it's ok with Raven, he just knocked both Helmsley and Mankind out with the DDT, and I think Helmsley and Mankind want to get at Raven as bad as they wanna get at each other. Fountain: You have a point, and I think this is gonna be made a triangle match, Raven vs Helmsley vs Mankind. It looks like all three men will be in the ring at once, I assume the last man standing will be the winner, we're still waiting for the official word. Shamus: It is a triangle match, I just got the word from the WCWF ringside representative, all men in the ring at once, two men will be eliminated when it's all said and done. There's the bell, this match is finally underway! Fountain: Raven really has his pick of the two, both are still very groggy from the DDT, but it looks like he's going for Mankind first. He's walking up behind him, but Mankind saw it coming and caught him with an elbow. Shamus: Mankind off the ropes, Raven ducks a clothesline, and he takes Mankind down with a belly to belly. Helmsley coming up behind Raven, hits him with a legsweep, and Mankind slams Raven's face into the mat. Fountain: Helmsley pulls Mankind up by the hair, hits a side suplex, and he goes to bow to the crowd. Raven jumps on the opportunity and grabs Helmsley from behind, he's holding him up for Mankind. Mankind swings, but Helmsley ducked, Mankind nailed Raven. Shamus: But why is Mankind apologizing, he's fighting Raven too, he's not his partner anymore, and now Helmsley has Mankind held up for Raven, but Mankind ducks, Raven nails Helmsley! And Helmsley and Raven now trading blows. Fountain: Mankind just watching this exchange between the two, letting them wear each other down, Mankind has both Helmsley and Raven by the hair...BIG double noggin knocker! And Mankind with a Bang Bang for the crowd! Shamus: Helmsley up, nails Mankind with a lariat, and another. Whips him into the corner, uh oh, he's setting Mankind up on top of the turnbuckle for what looks like a superplex, now Raven coming over, and Mankind just shoved Helmsley off the turnbuckle into Raven. Fountain: Raven is down again, Mankind climbing the ropes, he's going for the elbow! Oh, Chyna just pulled one of his feet out and he went crashing down onto the turnbuckle, Helmsley once again going for the superplex, and this time he hits it. Shamus: Raven up and now he's attacking Helmsley, if Raven and Helmsley worked on Mankind they could probably get the pin on him quickly, but they choose to attack each other, Raven with a lariat sending Helmsley down. Helmsley quickly up though, Raven off the ropes, Helmsley hits a spinebuster on Raven, and he is layed out. Fountain: We got a cover! (Millner gives a two count) Fountain: Raven with the kick out though. Mankind back over to Helmsley now, and Helmsley pulls Raven up between them. Raven nails Mankind with a kick to the stomach, and he's going for the DDT!! Helmsley bowing to the crowd, and Raven looks over at him, he let Mankind go!! Now he's gonna DDT Helmsley, but Mankind hits him with a clothesline. Shamus: Helmsley with a bodyslam on Mankind, whips him into the ropes and hits him with a back elbow. Helmsley pulls Mankind up by the hair, and hits him with a hard knee to the face. Helmsley whips Mankind into the corner, and Mankind just buried Mike Milliner! Fountain: You can say that again, Millner is OUT. And he's where Chyna comes into play! Helmsley's got Cornette and Chyna out there to do his dirty work, Chyna just slid a chair into the ring. Helmsley setting up the chair, goes for a side suplex on to the chair, but Mankind blocks it, and counters with a knee breaker! He just dropped Helmsley's knee onto the the steal chair. Helmsley hoping around on one foot, Raven's got him, fisherman's suplex, he's hooked that leg. Shamus: Milliner is still out though, Mankind throws the chair outta the ring and goes over to Milliner. He's not waking up that easy, Mankind got him good, and Chyna just pulled Raven's hair. Raven lets Helmsley go, and looks over at Chyna. Helmsley up, walking behind Raven, Raven turns around though, grabs him, belly to belly suplex! Fountain: Raven saw that coming some how, Milliner is finally up with the assistance of Mankind, but Helmsley's not being pinned any more. Raven with a knee drop on Helmsley, now a kick to Mankind's stomach, and a swinging neckbreaker. Shamus: Helmsley off the ropes, BIG faceslam on Raven, he drove him down strait into the mat, and I think Raven's nose has been broken, it's bloodied for sure. Helmsley now going after Mankind with a series of punches and kicks, Helmsley scoops him up, powerslam, and a cover. (Milliner gives a one count.) Fountain: Only a one count, Mankind still has alot more in him. Helmsley drops the elbow, and Mankind rolls to the outside. Helmsley follows him out. Helmsley with a vicious forearm shot, now going for a verticle suplex out on that concrete floor, and he hits it. Raven out of nowhere with a baseball slide on Helmsley, send him into the guardrail. Shamus: Raven catches Helmsley as he falls foward off that guardrail, DDT!!! No, wait, Helmsley with a backdrop, and Raven just got hung out to dry on that guardrail and he tumbles over into the front row, he's down and out... Fountain: Is that blood on Helmsley? It is, who would have guessed Mankind would be the last to get busted open in this match...I thought this guy bled for fun. Helmsley grabbing Mankind by the hair, and he launches him head first into the ringpost. Shamus: And I think it's safe to say...Mankind is busted open. Milliner not even bother to give a ten count here, he's lost all control and he knows it. Helmsley rolling back into the ring. All three men are busted open, and all three men are down. Fountain: Helmsley's laying in the ring, Mankind is right outside the ring, and Raven is still in the first row after getting layed out on that guardrail. Chyna picking up Mankind and tossing him back into the ring by his hair, Helmsley taking his time getting over to Mankind. He's still shaken by the sight of his own blood I guess. Shamus: Helmsley's letting his arrogance show though, he just spat on Mankind, and he's strolling around the ring. He should be going for the cover. Mankind struggling to get back to his feet, and Helmsley kicks him back down. Fountain: Helsmley bowing in front of Mankind now, MANDIBLE CLAW!!! Out of nowhere Mankind puts the Mandible Claw on Helmsley, Helsmley's going down!! His shoulders are down, Mike Milliner over to make the count. Shamus: IT'S RAVEN!! He just ran in the ring, HUGE DDT ON MANKIND!!! Hemsley and Mankind are down, Raven goes for the cover on both!!! (Mike Milliner gives a clean three count and Ravens's music blasts over the PA.) Seifret: Your winner, as a result of a double pinfall, RAVEN!!! Fountain: What a win for Raven, I'd almost forgotten about him out here, then all the sudden BOOM, DDT, it's over. Mankind put out Helmsley, Raven put out Mankind. Shamus: And Raven pins them both and wins it, I think this was part of his plan all along... Fountain: Okay, I'm being told now that we are going to take you outside to the Core States Spectrum ... parking lot? Shamus: What happened? Lucifer MD didn't pay for his parking or something... ? [Cuts to the parking lot outside of the Core States Spectrum. The camera zooms in on Taz standing next to a car. He just stares at the camera.] Shamus: What's Taz doin'? Showin' us his new car or something? Fountain: It is a nice car at that... but I believe that is Chris Jericho's car! [Taz turns around and puts his back to the camera, but urine can be seen spraying onto the back of the car.] Fountain: OH MY GOD! Shamus: Haha... that's some savage stuff there that Taz is pulling... I guess Jericho is really gonna be *pissed* when he grabs his keys! HAHA! Fountain: You are unbelievable. Shamus: The one and only... [Taz turns back around and moves toward one of the windows and punches right through it! He continues around the car doing this to each window.] Shamus: Damn... the Lionheart is going to be chilly on the way home tonight too.... Fountain: Someone get security out here... this is uncalled for.... [Taz pulls out a can of spraypaint and sprays "Taz Wuz Here" on the hood of the car before dropping the spray can and folding his arms across the chest.] Shamus: Okay, I now have $1,000 on Taz in their matchup tonight... Fountain: That is a federal crime... what he just did there... and you are applauding him! Shamus: Hey, your mic work sucks too... it should be against the law.. but you're still on the air.. Fountain: Bah! Shamus: I mean, what is Jericho going to do.... go to Taz's Dojo and bore everyone to death? Fountain: "Let's take you now to Bartender Jack and Drunken Rocket as they get ready for this big Tag-team Grudge Match." [Cuts to Bob Colligan, Drunken Rocket, and Bartender Jack.] Colligan: "I'm standing here with Bartender Jack and Drunken Rocket. Gentlemen, this match has turned into a personal vendetta.  The Troubled Youth have gone through intense training for this one.  Your thoughts.." Bartender Jack: "Aaron Scythe and that karate man partner of his can go through all the training in the world.  It still won't matter.  Not hypnotism, nor magic potions, nor Karma, nor ouija boards... NOTHING can save The Troubled Youth now!!  Scythe, what's done is done.  The past is nothing more than tragic history and soon, very soon, you and Kagemusha will be too." Drunken Rocket: "Right now, as we speak, many images are dancing in the deranged psyche of one Aaron Scythe.  Whether he has come to grips with reality or not is no longer important.  What is important is that time has run out for The Troubled Youth.  Your seconds are now numbered Aaron. We'll pick you and your partner apart like a Thanksgiving turkey.  When we're done, we might just head back to Dominique's grave and have ourselves a little drinking party.  Tonight Troubled Youth, we feast on your souls and intoxicate ourselves with your blood!  One thing is certain Aaron, after tonight...YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME MAN AGAIN!!!!!!" Colligan: "Let's go to you Marc." [Cuts over to Mark Kardon, standing with members of the Anarchist's Nation.] Marc Kardon is seen inside of the Anarchist's Nation's locker room. The lockeroom looks as if it has been turned into a complete fortress filled with dozens of security devices. Kardon: Umm Anne don't you think your taking this a bit too far. Anne: Look, rember what happened after Aron's match with Jeff Jarrett? Kardon: Yes Aron was attacked by all three mebers of the Perfect Stable and had to be sent to the hospital, and that attack could have very well cost him his Monarch of the Mat Match against The Crow. Anne: And rember that attack the Guys that Kill Stuff did on Nighthawk, or the time the 70's Preservation Society got punked by some of the Ghetto Boyz hired thugs. Well I am sick and tired of that crap happening. So I'm have everyone watch eveyone's back, their won't be a single time an Anarchist Nation member is in the ring with out another one in the crowd. No one is going to be safe, you'll never know who will be in the crowd. Only problem is I haven't been able to find Nighthawk and Kestrel tonight, its a good thing Tamius keeps such a good eye on them. Oh and Marc if you see them tonight be sure to tell them we're looking for them. Kardon: Sure thing. Anne: I was going to talk to them before the warm up show, but my flight got delayed so I was late for the show and missed it. Kardon: Anne I'd like to have a word with the Troubled Youth are they in here at the moment? Anne: Yes, there in the room to the left. Marc Kardon walks in to another room where he sees The Troubled Youth: Aron Scythe and Kagemusha meditating, new age music is playing in the background. Kagemusha: Kardon san, nice to see you. Kardon: Mr. Scythe, Kagemusha any comments before tonight's match against Bartender Jack and the Drunken Rocket. Kagemusha: Kardon san, its very obvious what's the weakness of this team we are faceing. The fact of the mater is one of the two members on this team are unequal. The Drunken Rocket is mearly a pawn of Bartender Jack. Jack him self even admitted that he doesn't drink alcohol. And do you know why that is? Kardon: Ummm, no I don't. Kagemusha: That's because he knows the corrupting effect alcohol has upon people. He's using the Drunken Rocket's addiction as a means of controlling him so he'll do his bidding. When he sees how dangerous we are he could very well throw the Drunken Rocket down as a sacrificial lamb, but their will be no escape for Bartender Jack. The Drunken Rocket's body has slowly unraveled over years, he's lost the ability to tell between fact and fiction, that's why he's been such a sucker for Bartender Jack's mind games. The Drunken Rocket and Bartender Jack shall fall, such is karma.......... Aron: The Drunken Rocket has been living a lie ever since his his softmore year of highschool, and its time for him to wake up. He's let Bartender Jack pull the strings for years, but Jack won't be able to save him, and the Rocket won't be able to help Jack. Unlike the Drunken Rocket, I've always done my homework, and I know theese opponents very well. But I've got Kagemusha on my side, and I'm the only person around hear who knows what he'll be able to do. We have developed the ultimate stratagy. Bartender Jack and the Drunken Rocket's lies shall come to an abrupt end, they knew nothing about Dominique, and I've known her pain for years. Kardon: You've certainly gained more control over your temper in the last two weeks. Aron: It true, Kagemusha and Anne have taught to hold back my emotions until they truely matter. I don't want to fall into a trap. And we have set up the ultimate strategy for our match against them. Kardon: And what might that stratagy be? Kagemusha: Do we look like the kind of persons who would ruin the surprise? You won't know what it is, just be sure to tell Bartender Jack and the Drunken Rocket to notify their next of kin. Aron Scythe and Kagemusha walk away. [Cuts back to the announcer's table with Fountainand Shamus.] Matt Fountain: And up next is our third match-up of the night: THE TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH between Anne Arky's very own TROUBLED YOUTH and the duo of BARTENDER JACK and DRUNKEN ROCKET. There's been a lot of bad blood between these two factions as of late- and tonight they're going to settle their differences IN THE RING. Shamus: << >> That's right, Fountain. There's going to be a lot bad blood... SPILLED tonight, as DRUNKEN ROCKET and BARTENDER JACK gave me their PERSONAL GUARANTEE that the TROUBLED YOUTH is going to their asses planted like a tree on Arbor Day!!! Fountain: But, you can't just DISCOUNT the awesome powers of "PSYCHO NERD" AARON SCYTHE and <<>> KAH-GAY-MOO-SHAH. They are both wily veterans...and, from what I hear: part time NINJAS for the << >> KIT-SOON-EE Clan. Shamus: Jesus, Fountain... These guys are fakes! Kajagoogoo is a damn blue light special ninja compared to the WCWF's very own SHAOLIN DYNAMITE! But I'm just looking forward to seeing ANNE ARKY shake her moneymaker... because buddy: those boots were made for knockin'! Fountain: << >> Well you just keep it in your pants, buster. It looks like tonight's OFFICIAL is making his way to ringside. Shamus: HELL YES! "IRON MAN" RON NORD. <<<<Ron Nord makes his way down to ringside as fireworks erupt all over the place. The DANGERTRON sports a huge image of RON NORD putting the 1-2-3 on some of the WCWF's biggest stars. The P.A. system blares the CLASH'S "ROCK THE CASBAH" as RON NORD makes his way down the aisle. A huge pop erupts from the crowd as THE NORDIC ONE passes by the fans, slapping high fives and kissing lusty women. Down front, a group of college guys with their faces painted in BLACK and WHITE stripes jump up and down like maniacs. They hold above their heads a huge banner that says: RON NORD WHIPS ASS Ron Nord pauses to flex in front of the loyal NORD HORDE, then rolls inside the ring.>>>>> Fountain: <<>> Well...there's only one thing you can say about RON NORD... Shamus: ...He gets more ass than a toilet seat? Fountain: SHAMUS! Please! it looks as though THE TROUBLED YOUTH are about to make their entrance to ringside, accompanied by ANNE ARKY. Shamus: Oh goodie. Here comes the Goddess of Lovin' Herself! WHOO! SHAKE IT BABY! <<<>> Fountain: These guys look 110% FOCUSED tonight. I'd hate to set foot in the ring with either of those two competitors tonight... Shamus: You'd hate to set foot in the ring with RED ROOSTER on WWF MANIA, sissy! Fountain: <<>> Well, making their way down to ringside as we speak are the self proclaimed INNOVATORS OF INEBRIATION, the unorthodox barflies of the wrestling world, BARTENDER JACK and DRUNKEN ROCKET!!! <<<<<The crowd is visibly split as DRUNKEN ROCKET and BARTENDER JACK stride down the arena walkway. Conservative boos pepper the audience, but many hardcore fans fill the air with the chants of "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" Drunken Rocket pauses and snatches a cold one from an outstretched fan's hand. He holds it up to the arena lights, then pulls it open with his teeth. The crowd goes CRAZY as he downs the whole can in a few seconds, then spikes the empty aluminum can in the face of a nearby fan. The two men make their way up onto the apron and into the ring.>>>> Shamus: <<< >>> Now there are a couple of REAL ROLEMODELS for America's youth! Forget this ninja magic crap- you give me acold six pack and I'll kick the crap out of any of these "Martial Arts" specialists... Fountain: << >> Ladies and Gentlemen, please excuse my colleague, he was raised in a barn... Shamus: Hey man, I'll have you know that.... WHOA!!!! This match is underway! Fountain: It looks like Bartender Jack has decided to jump the gun and attack PSYCHO NERD before the bell even rang!!! He's shoved him into the corner! BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION! And another! AND ANOTHER! Shamus: This kicks ass! Fountain: PSYCHO with a quick reversal- and now JACK is the one in the corner... EUROPEAN STYLE UPPERCUT! WHOA- What a VICIOUS MANUVER! Shamus: I think I just saw some teeth fly out! Fountain: Psycho Nerd sending Jack for the ride with an Irish Whip into the ropes...TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!! My God. Jack is in some serious pain! Psycho dropping the elbow on the downed Bartender. And a swift kick to the ribs on the part of Psycho. Looks like he's just punishing him in there. Shamus: Damn, that musta hurt like a BITCH!! Fountain: Psycho Nerd is now dragging Jack to his feet. And a Whopping Slap to Jack's Jaw. Psycho is now tagging Kagemusha, they are both sending Jack for the ride.....AND Shamus: ...A BIG TIME DOUBLE SOVIET SUPLEX!!!! AHH DAMN, stright out of Nikolai Volkoff's Playbook!! Jack is on the floor, and he ain't looking pretty. Fountain: For once you are right Comrade. The Troubled Youth is just unloading on POOR JACK, and he's not mounting any kind of offense. Kagemusha is now sending Jack into the ropes, and a HUGH SPINNING HEAD SCISSORS sends Jack out of the ring! <<>>>> Shamus: ..And would you look at that Ignorant Karate punk, he's doing some kind of Martial Arts Crap. Buddy, you ain't going to impress me with that YAMA-KAMA-MAMA-BOOTYKEN JUNK. I wish....OH DAMN....Drunken Rocket Just ended that Kung-Fu fighting REMIX, with a BULLDOG from Behind!" Fountain: And Ron Nord is visably Pissed at this blatant act of rulebreaking from the part of Drunken Rocket.  Jack is rolling back into the ring now and he picks up the Stunned Ninja, as Ron Nord muscles Rocket out of the ring again. And a QUICK HEADBUTT to Kagemusha's Forehead. <<<>>> Shamus:  Yeah, and now Jack is dragging KAGA-GOO-GOO to his corner. And Jack is now Tagging in his partner, the Excellence of Alcoholism, Drunken Rocket!  You've tasted the imports, but now it's time for a CAN OF AMERICAN WHOOP ASS!! Fountain:  Shamus...Please....Rocket with a big Boot to the midsection. And Another, Rocket is really on a tear here.  he's got the Ninja setup for....YES....A D.D.T!!!  And Kagemusha's is really in some serious pain now!  He's barely moving... Shamus:  That's right Fountain, That Karate punk is getting what he deserves, In fact Rocket is standing over this BITCH and is really giving him a verbal LASHING, insulting his MOM, HIS DAMN CLAN, and NINTENDO!! This is great...Give it to him Rock...." Fountain: ...WELL stop your grinnin' and drop your linen, because KAGEMUSHA just nailed Rocket with a SPINNING DRAGON SCREW LEG SCISSORS into a PIN COMBO!!!  AND RON NORD IS COUNTING!!!......ONE......TWOO....and ......Rocket Kicks out! Shamus: WHOO HOO! You can't keep a good drunk down. Fountain: Rocket up again, and KAGEMUSHA with a spin heel kick to the head! Rocket to the mat like a ton of bricks... Shamus: Well...damn. You may be able to keep a good drunk down...but, uhhh... you'll never see him in the... << >> DRAGON SLEEPER! <<<<>>>>> Shamus: Awwww... Fountain: KAGEMUSHA with the dreaded Dragon Sleeper applied. I don't know how long Rocket can withstand this brutal punishment. He raises his hands, but can't seem to gather any strength Fountain: The Immortal RON NORD slides down to check Drunken Rocket's condition. He raises Rocket's hand..... ONE. He checks it again.... TWO! Shamus: Oh God...please...NOOOOOOO!!!!! Fountain: NORD raises the hand once more....THR-AHHHH!!!!! Shamus: MY GOD! BARTENDER JACK with a double axehandle to the back of KAGEJUJU's head! A crushing blow that broke the count! WHOOOOO! <<<>>> Fountain: OH MY! The force of the blow sent KAGEMUSHA tumbling over, crushing the 1-2-3 Kid: RON NORD in the process. And it looks as though he's shaken up a bit! OOOOH! KAGEMUSHA totally at the mercy of DRUNKEN ROCKET and BARTENDER JACK! ROCKET with a vicious elbow to the mouth. JACK with a boot to the groin! Ooooh! Shamus: Ahh yes...the BOOT TO THE GROIN. They just don't make em like they used to. One boot. Two nuts. Three times the FRUITY FUN for EVERYONE!" Fountain: <<>> Unbelievable. KAGEMUSHA really getting shredded as ANNE ARKY tries to raise RON NORD from his stupor. Shamus: Boy, I got something she can RAISE- RIGHT HERE... <<<begins to gesture towards his genitalia....but camera darts away to an extreme closeup of a nearby sign that reads: BUILT NORD TOUGH Fountain: And PSYCHO NERD has had enough of this! He charges out to the carnage... Shamus: ....JUST AS "HOT" ROD NORD is back on the scene! And whoo buddy... RON is having none of PSYCHO's "interference" tonight! Good! Fountain: MY GOD! Like those two VILLAINS out there aren't cheating there way to a victory tonight??? Shamus, you really... OOOOOOH!!!! While Nord is distracted- a quick double SAVATE NECKBREAKER on KAGEMUSHA! He rolls around in pain. Jack with a quick boot to the kneecap as NORD pushes him outside. Shamus: <<>> DAMN! Fountain: << >> Hee Hee... Bathroom's right over there, Jon. Shamus: Hey man: SHUT UP. Fountain: DRUNKEN ROCKET with a fist to the groin << >> and then...... POWERBOMB!!!!! Shamus: WAIT!!! REVERSAL! REVERSAL INTO A.....FRANKENSTEINER!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Fountain: KAGEMUSHA with a SPECTACULAR assault! Both men on the ground now.... however, KAGEMUSHA has been in there in a bad way for quite some time and DRUNKEN ROCKET gets up first. He grabs KAGE by the throat, and spins behind for a SLEEPER HOLD! Shamus: KOMODO POO POO struggling with the pain of the sleeper hold! Go ON DRUNKEN ROCKET- K.O. his sorry ass! Fountain: Will you sit your ass dow....OH MY!!!! Reversal into a JAWBREAKER by KAGEMUSH! ROCKET staggered! KAGE with a reverse ridge hand to the throat! Savate kick to the thigh! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! And.... INSIDE CRESCENT KICK to FACE!!!! ROCKET's down!" <<<>>> Shamus: Whoa. that sucks. Fountain: ROCKET staggers up and bum rushes KAGEMUSHA....still apparently in his trance-like state. ROCKET for the football tackle..... Shamus: KAGEMUSHA with THE SUPERKICK!!!! SUPERKICK TO THE FACE!!! HOLY CRAP! ROCKET DOWN!" Fountain: KAGE with the quick cover! ONE....TWO...kickout by ROCKET! My God these competitors absorb some terrible punishment." <<>>> Shamus: And ROCKET with a Irish Whip...but KAGE REVERSES it! Fountain: ROCKET on the trip- and KAGEMUSHA forgoes any offense, and tags in PSYCHO NERD AARON SCYTHE!!!! The crowd is on their feet!!! They are really behind their....ummm, NERD. PSYCHO flies into action with a flying lariat- almost taking ROCKET's head off. PSYCHO hoists him up....PILEDRIVER to the mat!!!! ROCKET tries a feeble punch, but Aaron Scythe blocks it! PSYCHO on top of ROCKET now....in the mounted position" Shamus: I hear he's most comfortable in the "mounted position", Matt. Fountain: Oh shut up! PSYCHo delivering the mail with a series of DEVASTATING headbutts! ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! FOUR!!! FIVE!!! Where does the carnage end? Rocket spilling a lot of blood out there- and PSYCHO LOVES IT! Shamus: Yeah!!! All that carnage! I lov- HEEEEEELLLLLOOOOO ASSSSS!!! Take a look at THAT hot little number coming down the aisle, Fountain!" <<<>>>> Fountain: Oh my! It appears...ladies and gentlemen...that some young lady has taken an apparent INTEREST in this match! and...and...honestly I don't know WHO she is! She is apparently hellbent on making it to ringside though!" Shamus: Hey turd- YOU call the match! I get to scope out the chicks! Fountain: and apparently she is....OOOOH!!! PSYCHO NERD with an inverted ATOMIC DROP on ROCKET! Then a running clothesline to the mat! ROCKET down like a sack of poop. Shamus: A sack of WHAT?!? Poop? Jesus, where did you grow up? Fountain: Fine. A sack of....crap. Happy? <<>> Shamus: Yes. Yes I am. Fountain: PSYCHO with a rolling neck snap! He sends DRUNKEN ROCKET into the ropes....and catches him in a....BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Hot damn! ROCKET is layed out...AGAIN! Shamus: Come on, ROCKET! I've seen you trashed this bad before...and STILL come out ON TOP! Remember MISSY HYATT'S BIRTHDAY PARTY???" Fountain: Speaking of Misses... it seems that our MYSTERY WOMAN is alongside the guardrailing at ringside. And ANNE ARKY doesn't notice her yet! She seems ready to speak.....PSYCHO with a BIIIIIIIG BODYSLAM! ROCKET splattered in blood now. Shamus: PSYCHO up to the top rope for a big moonsault and....OH WAIT! HE SEES THE MYSTERY WOMAN!!!!! He's beside himself!!! Fountain: Yes.... All action ceases, as PSYCHO NERD is frozen on the top rope! Just look at his face while DRUNKEN ROCKET lies bleeding quietly in the center of the ring.... this match is A MILLION MILES AWAY to PSYCHO NERD right now. I wonder what she's going to do? Shamus: I hope it involves sitting on my lap....oooF!!! <<<>> MYSTERY WOMAN: Aaron, it's been a long time. Many years ago you thought I was dead, but once again.... YOU WERE WRONG. Back in High School you made many mistakes, but one of them has followed you your whole life. That mistake...your BIGGEST MISTAKE... was trusting me. Your fair Dominique is back. <<<>>> Fountain: <<<in stunned silence, as is the entire crowd>>> I...I...don't know what to say ladies and gentlemen... this is truly a shocking discovery in the WCWF! PSYCHO NERD is completely beside himself! Shamus: And so is DRUNKEN ROCKET! He's used this time to sneak up behind PSYCHO NERD and up to the second turnbuckle! Fountain: OH MY GOD!!! BELLY TO BACK S-U-P-E-R-P-L-E-X !!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!" <<<THe crowd goes bananas!!!>>> Fountain: PSYCHO NERD absolutely demolished by this manuver! He's practically unconcious! Shamus: Yeah, but DRUNKEN ROCKET is pretty pissed off after getting bloodied up like that. HE'S NOT THROUGH YET. He rakes the blood off of his ragged mouth with his hand... then rears back PSYCHO's head by the hair and.....and BITCH SLAPS HIM!!! Blood everywhere on PSYCHO's face!!! THen...YESSS!!! YESSS!!!! Signals to the crowd.... THE U-U-U-ULTIMATE HANGOVER!!!!!!!! FOuntain: MY GOD! It's ALL OVER!!! Shamus: You could count to a million on this clown. Consider his ass dismissed..." Fountain: RON NORD with the count.... ONE........TWO.....THR...THREE!!!! Shamus: WHOOOOO! ROCKET and JACK have won! Just like I predicted, baby! Fountain: It's just about time for us to move on to the World Tag Team Title matchup.... Shamus: Let's do it to it! <<<<Fountain's and Shamus' voices come in over the house P.A. System>>>> Fountain: Ladies and Gentlemen... our next bout is going to be for the WCWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS! And let me assure you: all the hype surrounding this matchup is WELL JUSTIFIED. Tonight, in the squared circle, we will be witnessing one of the most titanic confrontations in WCWF History. Two Teams. One Survivor. Shamus: PHILADELPHIA!!!! ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME ASSES GET KICKED!!??! <<<<The crowd explodes in a huge sweeping roar. The jam packed Core States Spectrum raises to its feet in anticipation.>>>> Shamus: I SAAAAIIIIID: ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME FREAKIN' PIPE LAID AND SOME ASSES KICKED?!?!?!?" <<<<The crowd roars with all its might. Thousands of bloodthirsty fans scream their throats raw in anticipation of tonight's tag team championship. The sound in the arena is ABSOLUTELY DEAFENING. Shamus and Fountain have to cover their ears against the tidal wave of decibels.>>>> Shamus: ALL RIGHT! THEN FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE DANGERTRON, PHILADELPHIA- AS WE WITNESS THE AWESOME DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF THESE TWO MONSTER TAG TEAMS. <<<<The house lights dim to mere hints of twilight as the gargantuan DANGERTRON flickers to life. The screen is black at first, but slowly the letters H-A-R-D-C-O-R-E are stamped out on the screen in bold white type. A deep announcer's voice booms over the P.A.>>>> NARRATOR: HARDCORE: The durable and resistant central part of a given entity; specifically the most DIE-HARD nucleus of a group or organization. <<<THREE LOUD 9mm GUN BLASTS TEAR THROUGH THE P.A. SYSTEM! The report is so loud that many clutch their ears. Slowly, the white letters of HARDCORE ooze crimson, as if covered in blood. The P.A. now screams with Police Siren wails as THE HARDCORE HOMEBOYZ theme music, "Molotov Bitch" by Prodigy, comes blaring in over the speakers. THE CROWD ROARS ITS APPROVAL.>>> <<<The screen rapidly dissolves from the logo to a grainy black and white footage of DOGG and D-BO pimp smacking prostitues, powerbombinggthe mailman through a newsstand, and smacking a downed police officerewith his own nightstick by a ruptured fire hydrant.>>> <<<while the carnage goes on on screen, the announcer's voice returns...>>> NARRATOR: From the war torn streets of America's bloodstained ghettos, these two pipe hittin' niggaz have already proven that they are the white woman's dream and the white man's worst nightmare. At WARZONE, they emerged from the smoking ruins of battle with the Championship Gold around their waists: but now... it's time they face a NEW CHALLENGE from an OLD NEMESIS. <<<<THE HOMEBOYZ' music abruptly stops, as if it was a record being scratched by the needle. In its place comes the all too familiar voice of THE NEW WORLD ORDER.>>>> NEW WORLD ANNOUNCER: The following advertisement has been paid for by the NEW WORLD ORDER. <<<<With that, the N.W.O.'s theme song fills the arena sound system. Scores of loyal New World Order supporters holler and scream in the darkened Core Arena in praise of their champions. The darkened screen is suddenly filled with the towering letters: N.W.O. The deep baritone voice of the narrator once again comes through to the P.A.>>>> NARRATOR: The Lords of the Ring. The Wolf Pack. The Outsiders. Call them what you will... but these two towering juggernauts are the iron fist of The New World Order. They have brought the World to its knees before...and tonight: they seek to repeat history. <<<The screen turns to a grainy image of the   colossal boots of KEVIN NASH and SCOTT HALL: THE CLIQUE. The camera slowly pans upwardssto meet the grim visages of these ruthless titans as the narratorocontinues.>>>> NARRATOR: "These men have a single objective: DESTROY THE HARDCORE HOMEBOYZ, and regain their precious Championship Belts. For these two soldiers of fortune, FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. They show no mercy. They know no surrender. They are THE CLIQUE. <<<The DANGERTRON slowly flickers off as the house lights go back up.>>> <<<Matt Fountain and Jon Shamus once again turn to face the camera. Their voices are no longer amplified by the P.A. system.>>>> Shamus: God damn. That was some impressive stuff. Fountain: I agree....though not in those exact same words. Tonight, we are witnessing another landmark in WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING FEDERATION event history. The bloodsoaked rematch of two of the most DOMINANT TAG TEAMS ever to grace the squared circle... Shamus: TECHNO TEAM 2000 and RHYTHM & BLUES??? Fountain: Ahem... I was referring to THE CLIQUE and THE HARDCORE HOMEBOYZ. Shamus: Man...sure these tag teams may be 'EXTREME' and 'BLOODTHIRSTY', but dammit- HONKY TONK MAN and GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE kicked some serious...serious ASS! Wow...I remember SURVIVOR SERIES '87 like it was yesterday... RHYTHM & BLUES paired up with THE BUSHWACKERS. Boy, I about pissed in my pants when Cousin Butch and Cousin Luke set up HONKY for the BATTERING RAM! Fountain: Are you finished? Shamus: << >> But thank GOD for Jimmy Hart and his infinite wisdom. He carried HONKY and THE HAMMER straight to the top of the charts!!! Fountain: <<<<whispers to sound technician off screen>>> Do I really have to put up with this crap? I mean, I'll walk if this ke..... <<< >>> Fountain: Uhhhh... Yes. As I was saying, it looks as though tonight's TAG TEAM CHALLENGERS are making their way down to ringside. The crowd is going berserk as KEVIN NASH and SCOTT HALL strut down the aisle to the familiar N.W.O. theme.....accompanied by the BIG MAN HIMSELF: the awesome powerhouse of the N.W.O. known as VADER. Look at the Size of VADER, HE's..... Shamus: JESUS CHRIST, His TITS are So BIG he could probably Breast feed a small African Nation! Sucker be looking like mother Earth here... Fountain: WEll, if you're done then I would like to anounce that the HOMEBOYZ are making there way out to ring side. And these guys look ready to take out the trash. Shamus: Well, they can start with that TWO BIT PUNK, JASON AARON. Because, He's the True MasterMind behind all of this N.W.O Crap!" Fountain: Yeah, he is the mastermind, but tonight it looks like the N.W.O is going to leave this match in the hands of Vader and the Clique! Shamus:  Yeah, well it looks like both teams are in the ring and we are about ready to get started, so Fountain, Take your Finger out of your ASS and Do your job! Fountain:  Uhhhh, Whatever Shamus....And it looks like Dogg and Scott Hall are going to start it up here tonight!  And both men lock up.....No advantage yet as they are just pushing themselves around the ring.  Looks like both teams are feeling each other out. Shamus:  Man...You Suck, let me call this match up! Fountain:  Go right ahead, if you think you can handle it?!<<<Gives Shamus a sarcastic look>>> Shamus:  GOOD...about damn time I took  control...and Speaking of control it looks like Scott Hall has just hit Dogg with a Knee Lift. And Another, And Another, Dogg doubled over now....and a BIG SWINGING NECKBREAKER FROM HALL!! Fountain: And Hall is just stomping on the fallen Homeboy, One after another....These stomps have to be taking a toll on Dogg. And Hall is now dragging Dogg to his feet, and He lands a SHORT ARM LARIAT on the Dogg! Shamus: Damn, that musta hurt, But ummm....Matt, Didn't I have exclusive rights to this match? Fountain: I Changed my mind, go ahead and say all of your "SILLY COMMENTS" I'll just pretend I'm rubber and your GLUE and what ever you say bounces off me and sticks to you <<<<Shamus laughs out loud and then turns to Fountain and says in a serious voice...>>>>> Shamus: SCREW OFF YOU PRICK. Fountain: Anyways, this match up has been pretty one sided so far...Hall has Dogg in the corner right now and he's laying into him with some serious kicks to the Midsection. Now Hall is going over and Tagging in his Partner, Kevin Nash. Nash Picks the Damaged Homeboy off the ground and slams him down to the MAT! And he's bouncing off the ropes, and WOW...A BIG SPLASH FROM THE BIG MAN! Shamus: Yea, I've gotta give credit where credit is due, the Clique can Back up what they they say, and I wouldn't be .... Fountain: AND ANOTHER BIG SPLASH FROM THE BIG MAN. Nash is now sending DOGG for the ride.....AND....TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBRACKER. AHHHH, what a manuver. Shamus: And it doesn't stop their, my friend, as Nash is HOLDING DOGG'S BODY OVER HIS KNEES AND FORCING IT TO BEND BACKWARDS!!! That causes EXTREME pain on the lower back Fountain: Yea, but the Homeboyz won't submit, they don't know the meaining of the word quit. Nash is picking Dogg up again and he's heading over to Hall. Nash Tags in Hall and is now holding Dogg as Hall runs against the opposite ropes.....AND.... SHAMUS: NOOOOO, A BIG TIME SCREW UP BY THE N.W.O: DOGG ducked and Hall hit Nash!!! Nash was sent right over the ring ropes and he's on the arena floor. Fountain: Hall is looking at his partner, but he bettter watch ou...SMALL PACKAGE, SMALL PACKAGE...ONE.....TWO.....KICKOUT!!! AND Dogg running for his corner, Hall grabs his legs, but IT'S too LATE, Dogg just Tag in D-Bo. D-Bo with a big Roundhouse right on HALL. And Another.....Scoops him up and ....WHAT the HECk...HE JUST DROPED HALL OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE. What Impact!!! Shamus: Well hold on to your socks, byatch, because that's not all. D-Bo is climbing the Top rope...AND... DOUBLE AXE HANDLE to Hall's Back. Hall is laying motionless on the floor. D-Bo picks him up and Rams him into the Guard Rail. Fountain: D-Bo rolling Hall back in now and he's going for a cover. ONE......TWOOOOOO AND A BIG TIME KICKOUT by Hall, It's going to take more to put this man out. <<<CROWD stands up and starts to BOO heavily, except for the KULT SECTION, which begins to Say the Lord's Prayer Backwards. From behind the curtain, SATAN'S LITTLE HELPERS and LUCIFER M.D emerge. They are clad in full length fur coats and sport huge steel toed boots. They walk a little ways towards ringside and then stop. Satan Machine turns to a fan holding a sign labelled: R  O   N     N   O   R   D 4 L   I   F   E And faceplants him over the steel railing. Screamin' Demon starts Cracking his knuckles, however neither one displays any emotion. Their faces are icy masks of cool, calculating killers. Lucifer M.D, Stands motionless, with a strange smile on his face!!!!>>> Shamus: OOOOOOH DAMN! Look what the cat dragged in! I'll be damned if it ain't LUCIFER M.D. and Company. Now THERE are some REAL champions for your ass, Fountain!!! Fountain: Hey! We don't want any... TROUBLE down here tonight. Perhaps SLH is just SCOUTING the competition out for...ummm, future reference. Shamus: Ummmm...yeah, and maybe- just maybe: my ass will sprout wings and fly-fly-fly like an eagle. I call Bull on that, Fountain! Something is up... <<< >>>> Shamus: You smell that? Fountain: <<< >>> Smell what? Shamus: WHOOP ASS is a comin'.... I can SMELL IT. Fountain: Well, what ever the case maybe, D-bo still has Hall in the ring...and a mean vertical suplex from D-Bo sends Hall to the mat again. D-Bo tagging in Dogg again, and they both whip Hall into the ropes.....BIG BACKDROP from the Homeboyz. And again they are sending him for the ride....Double Boot to the Midsection, and BAM! WHAT A MOVE.....DOGG JUST CLOTHESLINED HALL AS D-BO SWEEPED HIS FEET OUT, a variation of the dreaded TOTAL ELIMINATION! Shamus: ...and Dogg is right on the fallen Hall, as he drags the DIRTY SPIC TO HIS FEET. Dogg is now pushing Hall backwards...Setting him up for...WAIT A SECOND....Hall just repositioned his weight and caused Dogg to fly out of the ring through the ropes. Sort of a JUDO throw, without the Technique! Fountain: Right you are, freak...and Dogg is not in a good place as Ron Nord is being distracted by Hall!!! Shamus: NOOOOO! RON!!!! Don't give in to the Dark Side! For the love of CHRIST, man- TURN AROUND!!! Fountain: Vader picks Dogg up and OH MY GOD: POWER BOMB ON THE CONCRETE!! Dogg is OUT COLD, There is no way he's getting up from this move. Vader is rolling Dogg back into the ring and Hall goes for the pin. ONE......TWO.........FOOT ON THE ROPES....Dogg managed somehow to put his feet on the ropes. What a wrestler!!! What TENACITY... What STAMINA! Shamus: But don't go riding the Homeboyz' big black jocks just yet, Fountai- it looks like Hall is now tagging in the BIG man, Nash, and it looks like we are only a OUTSIDER'S BOMB AWAY FROM NEW CHAMPS!!! Fountain: Yeah, but lets not forget about SLH, they are just standing there...waiting....man these guys really freak me out...they are really screwed up! Shamus: Call them what you want, but they are the #3 ranked Tag Team in the WCWF, and they have always taken action, when they appear anywhere, That's why I'm predicting a heavy dose of SLH sometime tonight! Fountain: Well anyways, Nash is picking up Dogg, and a BIG SIDE SUPLEX. Yikes that's going to hurt the rib cage. Nash is now picking Dogg up and he just throws him into a corner like a cheap slut! My god, this is barbaric! Shamus: And Nash is applying the big boot to Dogg's Face, this move really can dislodge the facial bones and cause severe damage! Fountain: Nash has finally let go of this devastating move and Dogg simply falls to the the floor, I don't see why they don't try to finish them off. Nash whips Dogg into the ropes and nails him with a FLYING LARIAT. WOW, the Big man actually got up their for that move. Nash Tagging in Hall. Hall Picks up Dogg...AND...YES HE SIGNALING FOR THE OUTSIDER'S EDGE!!! SHAMUS: THIS could be it folks as....DAMN, THE WARLORD JUST EMERGED FROM THE KULT SECTIO!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING IN THERE?!? Fountain: The better question is DID you see what the Warlord did to VADER??? He nailed Vader from behing with a BIG CLUB! Vader is out cold on the floor...and blood is pooling aorund! Warlord, sizing up his downed target: ready for another swing and...AND....DAMN.....Nash just landed a Big CLUBBING FOREARM to WARLORDS' BACK. Warlord is down to one knee as Nash is just beating this freak down! A vicious knee to the face by NASH! An earringer! Warlord with a short uppercut to the testes of the big man...but NASH still comes crashing down with a BIONIC ELBOW! Warlord is down! Shamus: OH MY GOD!!! SATAN'S LITTLE HELPERS tearing into NASH like a pair of rabid weasels!!! SCREAMIN' DEMON with a ruthless knee clipper! And NASH is down to a kneel! and...OHHHH!!! SATAN MACHINE with a big football tackle! He just knocked the piss out of the big man! Fountain: Warlord rolling up now and wiping the blood from his busted nose... and he too joins the fray- hoisting Nash up in the air and.... HOLY JESUS.... PILEDRIVER on the concrete!!! PILEDRIVER on the CRETE!!! Shamus: Wait! SLH is too busy celebrating this mayhem to notice the man they call Vader getting his fat ass up! VADER with a suprise double LARIAT on SLH!!!! DEMON and MACHINE down HARD!!! Fountain: Ron Nord has turned around to try and clear this Free For All, and Hall has just let Dogg go, as he makes his way over to his corner. WAIT A MINTUE, WAIT A FREAKING SECOND, Lucifer M.D has just rolled into the RING and he's holding some kinda demonic cane. Shamus: AHHHHHHH DAMN....Lucifer just landed a EARTH SHATTERING STRIKE against Hall, and Hall is on the mat, writhing in pain! <<<Meanwhile, SATAN'S LITTLE HELPERS execute a double BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION ON VADER, and then ram him headfirst into the steel ringsteps!!!>>> Fountain: Lucifer M.D has just rolled out of the ring, and he is signaling to his troops, Screamin' Demon and Satan Machine take one more shot at the fallen VADER, and then they follow their master out of the arena. However the Warlord is leaving via the crowd, making his own route! Shamus: Forget about that crap, D-Bo has just been Tagged in and he just nailed Hall with a Boot to the Midsection.....AND YES WE HAVE IT....THE DRIVE-BY!!! THEY HAVE LANDED THE DRIVE-BY!! D-Bo makes the cover and Ron Nord is counting, ONE.........TWO.........THREEE!!!!!! Fountain: THE HARDCORE HOMEBOYZ HAVE RETAINED THEIR TITLES, THEY HAVE BEATEN THE CLIQUE TWICE NOW!! Shamus: Even more important, SLH just SCREWED UP THE N.W.O's CHANCES TONIGHT!! I'm SURE THAT BOTH THE HOMEBOYZ AND THE CLIQUE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS TAG TEAM, SOON!! Fountain: Right you are, well their you have, as weird of an ending as it was offical, the Homeboyz retained their titles! Shamus: We gotta run a promo for Septermber Slaughter or something.... stay here! [A clip from the first Septermber Slaughter is shown featuring Slick powerbombing Mr. Perfect in their infamouse matchup; The Clique brawling with the Steiners Brothers; Vader and Scott Pierce in the Schoolyard Brawl; and Bill Thomas holding up the WCWF World Heavyweight Championship.] Fountain: Folks, we are moments away from our big tag-team grudge match, pitting Satan's Little Helpers against members of the inWo, the Rising Sons. This feud started back at our last pay-per-view, Monarch of the Mat, when the Sons jumped the Helpers in their American Tag Team title match against the Blues Brothers. Although they have never stated it on television, you have to believe, Jon, that it was the Rising Sons who COST SLH the American titles!! Shamus: I have to AGREE with you, Matt! The Blues Brothers were seconds away from losing the belts to the Helpers, until the Sons got involved. But, did you see the Sons make fools out of BOTH teams?? That was a big mistake!! I'm telling you, Satan's Little Helpers should have gotten the American Tag Team title shot tonight!!!! And I predict that Jushin Liger and Hayabusa are get the hell beat out of them by those two killers, Satan Machine and Screamin' Demon!!! Fountain: In addition, folks, this is a "Spin the Wheel" match... a wheel with 6 different matches on it was spun earlier today. No one but the competitors knows what that match is... until NOW!! Let's go to William Seifert for the introductions!!! Seifret: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match at Kaged II is our special "SPIN THE WHEEL" match!! There is no time limit, no DQ, and it will be...  UNDER "I QUIT" RULES!!!! Submissions only!!! And now, the participants... first, coming down the aisle with LUCIFER M.D., here are SCREAMIN' DEMON and SATAN MACHINE... SATAN'S LITTLE HELPERS!!!! [The arena plunges into darkness as a hellish orange light shines at the entranceway. Cackles of demonic laughter play over the PA system, and smoke rises from the ground. Satan's Little Helpers walk slowly down to the ring.] Seifret: And, their opponents... along with their manager, Antonio Inoki... members of the  International New World Order... from Japan, Jushin "Thunder" Liger and Hayabusa... the RISING SONS!!!! [The inWo's theme music plays over the PA system. Antonio Inoki walks down to ringside alone. He makes his way to ringside, as the music stops. Suddenly, Jushin Liger and Hayabusa descend from the ceiling on their bungee cords and land on the top turnbuckle.] Shamus: WOW!!! What an entrance from... Fountain: LOOK OUT!!! DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK FROM THE TOP!!!! Both of SLH are out of the ring, and there's the bell!!!!! And the Sons are going out after them!!! Liger with karate chops on Screamin' Demon... and from behind, LUCIFER M.D. attempts to cheap-shot Liger, but Liger connects first, and LUCIFER IS DOWN!!!!! Shamus: And look at this!! Machine with a kneelift from behind, and Liger goes headfirst into the ringsteps!!!!! Look at his mask!!! His horn is bent!!! Fountain: Now Demon picks up Liger and HIPTOSSES HIM into the steps!!!! And the steps go flying in all directions!!! Shamus: This is just the beginning, Matt!! I predict that everything not nailed down is going to be used in this matchup!!!!! Fountain: Now Demon crawls back into the ring, and Lucifer M.D. throws Liger back in... meanwhile, Hayabusa and Machine are brawling on the outside by the entrance ramp, and trading chops back and forth!!!! Machine whips Hayabusa into the guardrail, and Hayabusa goes into the crowd!!! Shamus: LOOK!!! That guy lost his Coke!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Fountain: The referee better get some semblance of order here!!! This match is not under Texas Tornado rules!!!! Machine enters the ring to make it 2 on 1 against Liger, and the ref isn't doing a thing about it!! Shamus: He's scared to death of Satan's Little Helpers!!! He's afraid he'll be sacrificed to the Dark Lord if he even touches Demon or Machine!! Fountain: Double fistdrop on Liger, and now double irish whip... Liger ducks a double clothesline, and hits a clothesline of his own on both of the Helpers!!! And Screamin' Demon falls out of the ring!!! Now a tag to Hayabusa, and both give Machine a DOUBLE ROLLING KICK!!! Shamus  : And here comes Screamin' Demon outta nowhere and dropkicks Liger out of the ring!!!! These Helpers are tough cookies!!! Fountain: Now, Demon follows Liger outside, while Hayabusa springboards himself off the ropes for a dropkick, but MISSES!! Hayabusa up quickly, but he gets taken right back down with a belly-to-back that was right on target!!!! Demon returns to the ring to help his partner, but Liger is right behind him and dropkicks him out of the ring!!!! Now, Machine goes for a suplex on Hayabusa, and DRIVES HIM FACE FIRST into the mat!! On the outside, Liger and Demon are brawling yet again!! There's action all over the place!!! Too bad we don't have a Double Feature for all the fans at home!!! Shamus: Yeah, isn't that just too bad!! How about next time you idiots buy a ticket for the event instead of ordering the pay-per-view from home??? Then you'll see what we are seeing!!!! Fountain: Keep that up, Shamus, and you'll be at home for the next pay-per-view!!! Screamin' Demon tagged in, and he catches his with a big lariat!! And now, a Boston Crab!!! The first submission attempt of the match!!!! Shamus: No way Hayabusa is weakened enough to submit yet!! He's just wearing him down!!!! Fountain: Satan's Little Helpers in control for the first time in this match... but Hayabusa too close to his corner, and he makes the tag to Jushin Liger!! Liger whips Demon into the ropes, but Demon comes off and nails both of the Sons with a clothesline!! Now, Demon drops knee after knee on Liger's back!! Shamus: This is great strategy on SLH's part!! They're wearing down the Sons by working on a body part, while the Sons stick to the fancy aerial maneuvers!! I think the Sons need to rethink their game plan!! Fountain: Now, a big backdrop on Liger, further injuring his back!! Now, another clothesline on Liger!! It appears that Satan's Little Helpers are trying to take out the neck and back of the Rising Sons in this match, and you are correct, Jon, this is good strategy!! Shamus: And, notice something else!! Satan Machine hasn't seen much in-ring action!! They're keeping the big man fresh, while the more agile of the two, Screamin' Demon, wears down the Sons!! Brilliant!!! These Satan's Little Helpers aren't the mindless idiots you claim they are, Fountain!!! Fountain: WHAT?? Shut the hell up!! Do you want to get me killed??? Shamus: You can read me like a book!!!!! Fountain: Demon nails a perfectly executes belly-to-back!!! And, now he charges the turnbuckle, and hits a nice springboard moonsault!! Picks him up for an inverted atomic drop... NO!!! STRAIGHT DOWN INTO A STUN GUN!!!!! And Liger may have a broken neck!!!! Did you see his head snap back??? Liger is hurting!!! Shamus: I bet it's a work!!! Fountain: Huh?? A work?? What the hell are you talking about??? Shamus: Never mind, you damn mark!!! Fountain: Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for Jon Shamus' babbling. In the ring, side headlock on Liger, and it looks like he's going for it!! The Devil's Advocate!! But Liger throws him off at the last second!!! If he had hit that, he would have definately broken his neck!! But Demon recovers quickly, and nails a DDT!!! Shamus: Demon's gettin tired... he better forget about their game plan for a while, and make the tag!!!! Otherwise, they're gonna do the job!!! Fountain: Job??? Shamus: FORGET IT. Fountain: And, here comes Hayabusa... he can't take it anymore! He dropkicks Demon, but Demon ducks, and HE HITS LIGER INSTEAD!!! And now a cradle suplex into a BRAIN-BUSTER!! Shamus: That's a fisherman-buster, Fountain!!! Learn the moves, or get out of the business!!! Fountain: Liger taking incredible punishment, especially to the neck!! Demon sets Liger up a powerbomb, and he's got... NO!!! Liger reverses it in mid-air to a powerbomb of his own!!!! And both men are down!!! Liger isn't moving at all!!! Shamus: Yeah, but look!! Hayabusa gets in the ring and drags Liger to his corner, then tags him!!! But, it didn't do any good, cuz Demon caught him with a dropkick!!! Fountain: And, now Demon locks on an octopus hold!!! And Demon is taunting the master of the octopus hold, Antonio Inoki, who has not played a factor in this match-up!!!! Shamus: Antonio Inoki is a gentleman, Matt!!! Do you think he cares what Screamin' Demon is saying?? Look at him!! It doesn't affect him one bit!!! Fountain: Hayabusa manages to break the hold, and it promptly brought back up by Demon, and is NAILED BY AN ENZUIGIRI OUT OF NOWHERE!!! And Screamin' Demon has been in the ring a long time, he's just about out of gas!!! Shamus: No way, Fountain!! Demon is just playing possum!!! See?? He made the tag!!! Fountain: And now, the powerhouse of the team, Satan Machine comes in, and he is the fresh man. Grabs Hayabusa, and drops him back with a suplex!!! Now, an Irish whip... Hayabusa ducks under a clothesline, and dives for a tag!! Here comes Liger, who probably isn't recovered from the beating he took earlier!!! Series of karate kicks to the midsection of Machine... listen to the impact!!! Now Hayabusa gets up, and the Sons double-whip Machine... DOUBLE SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!! Shamus: LOOK OUT!!! SCREAMIN' DEMON with a clothesline off the top on Hayabusa, and he goes flying all the way to the outside!!!! And Demon goes outside after him!!! Fountain: Now Liger in control... he setting Machine up... powerbomb, perhaps...  NO, A RUNNING LIGER BOMB!!! What power by Jushin Liger!! And Satan Machine ain't moving!!! Shamus: You don't think...? I mean, he couldn't POSSIBLY be...?? Fountain: Ummm, no, Jon. Liger picks him up, and Irish-whips him... no, REVERSAL... and LUCIFER M.D. trips Liger!!!! And now, all four men are down!!! And, look at Inoki, he's stalking Lucifer!!! Shamus: Uh-oh... LOOK AT THE ENTRANCE WAY!!!! It's the rest of the inWo!!! The Great Muta, Sabu, and the Extreme Team!!!! Fountain: Meanwhile, in the ring Satan Machine has regained his senses and is working on Liger... and hits him with a Northern Lights suplex!!! Machine continuing to work on the already injured back and neck of Jushin Liger!!! And now, a cobra clutch by Satan Machine!! Shamus: This could be it, Matt!! I don't think Liger has anything left!!! No, he reaches the ropes, and tries to get out of the ring... both men topple to the floor, and MACHINE STILL HAS THE COBRA CLUTCH ON HIM!!! Fountain: In the ring, Screamin' Demon and Hayabusa are brawling in the corner, and the referee trying to break it up... on the outside, Liger is still in the Cobra Clutch, and look at Lucifer M.D. kicking away at Liger's midsection!!! AND HERE COME THE TROOPS!!! The inWo coming to the rescue!!!! Shamus: Goto and Onita just grabbed Lucifer M.D. and are stomping a hole in him!! And now the Great Muta and Satan Machine are trading chops back and forth!!! And the ref doesn't see any of this!! But it's a No-DQ match anyway!!!! And where's Sabu??? Fountain: Sabu isn't doing much of anything... he's just watching! Lucifer is trying desperately to get away from those two monsters in the corner, and Muta and... Shamus: WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fountain: MUTA JUST SPRAYED GREEN MIST IN SATAN MACHINE'S EYES!!!!! And Machine is writhing in pain!!!! Shamus: It wasn't mist!! It was sweat!!!! Fountain: Liger takes advantage with a BRAINBUSTER on the concrete floor!!!! Wait a minute, there's a commotion in the audience... who is that coming through the crowd??? Shamus: It's SHAOLIN DYNAMITE!!!!! And, look at Sabu up on the apron challenging him to come closer!!!! Dynamite is at the guardrail, and... OH MY GOOOOOOODDD!!!! Fountain: SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR!!!!!! Shaolin Dynamite is out cold!!!!! And, in the ring, Liger just DDTed Satan Machine, who is still feeling the effects of the mist!! And now, a bow-an-arrow submission on Machine!!!! And Satan Machine taps out!!! He had no choice!!! Seifret: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of this match, in 21 minutes and 32 seconds...  JUSHIN "THUNDER" LIGER and HAYABUSA... the RISING SONS!!!!!! Fountain: The Rising Sons steal a victory from... oh no, Antonio Inoki has a mike... Inoki: Do you see, WCWF, just what happens when people with the resources to do so FINALLY decide to take charge and completely destroy a group of individuals who have been plaguing the league for months? [Mixed reaction from the crowd, who don't know whether they should be cheering for the Satanics getting whooped, or booing at the InWo.] Inoki: Well, consider this action as OUR gift to YOU, however undeserving, for, we InWo are concerned with the goings-on of our league, we don't want anyone spoiling the fruits of our labors, because after all, ladies and gentlemen, this is our league!! Dostan: You better believe it Inoki. The InWo is here foreva and there is nothing any member of the WCWF can do about it. So, Matt, I don't want any stuff from your sorry ass about how the WCWF is the strongest its ever been and how the nWo and InWo is finished in this league. Just a hint for all you people out there who are slow, we havn't even started to whip ass in this fed. As you can tell by these "satanic" morons, we are stronger than ever and no one will stop us! [Sabu points to the air and makes a gesture around his waist at the Crusierweight title. Muta does the proverbial thumb across the throat. He then jumps on the turnbuckle facing the Kult and grabs his neck, preparing to spray the mist] Onita: Satan's Little Helper, you were warned but you didn't listen. Now you pay ulimate price. You as wrestlers are done. And you as Men are done. We will not sit back and watch your babbling anymore, The Extreme and the InWo will finish this. Goto: You may be booing us, but we have done you a favor you idiots. SLH is a force that needed to be delt with or they would have ran out of control. They spread filth and lies, so know we may right and send these disgusting bastards were they need to go.. To Hell! Inoki: You see, WCWF? We are a tight unit, and when you go against one of the InWo you go against the entire InWO and when you go against the the InWo, you go against the InWo/nWo compound proper! In other words, it is a complete stratagic disadvantage to go against OUR wishes! We are leveraged to call the shots around here, and our core values are very simple. TO TAKE WHAT IS OURS. Dostan: And what is ours is the Championship Gold of the WCWF! Everyone: INWO 4 EVA!!! [The inWo walk off to a hail of boos, leaving the Satan's Little Helpers, Shaolin Dynamite and Lucifer MD piled in the middle of the ring.] Fountain: Oh my God, what a mess... Shamus: They are going to pay for doing that.... they are going to pay dearly. Fountain: Well now it's time for our next match up featuring two of the WCWF's biggest Brawlers:  The Dominators and the Dark Horses. Shamus: That's right you idiot. Don't expect any of that HIGH-FLYING here. In this match up, we're going to see nothing but a good old fashioned ASS WHIPPING! Fountain: Please.....Can't you control your language? We have kids watching from home and..... <<<<<The Theme music to the Dark Horses begins as Ted DiBiase emerges from behind the curtain>>>>>> Shamus: Shut Your trap, moron! Can't you see that the Million Dollar Man is leading his team down to ringside, pay some respect to this GREAT TEAM! <<<<Fountain rolls his eyes like a little girl and then turns to look at the Dark Horses as they make their way down to ringside. Ted isssporting a brand new jacket, a new pair of shoes, and a fist full ofoDollars!!>>>> Shamus: AHHH.....would you look at that team, Nothing but pure.....100%.......FAT!! Fountain: Yeah, I guess you could call it that. But this team does have a lot of potential. I mean mable is known as a Mat wrestler and Abdullah, well what can you say, he's ALL THAT! Shamus:  MAT WRESTLING?!?!?....What the HELL? mable knows Four moves, KICK...PUNCH....STOMP....and BITE! And you know what, that's all he needs. And Abdullah, well I can't argue there.....he is ALL THAT! <<<<The crowd continues to Boo the Dark Horses as they enter the Ring. One Fan holds up a Sign that Says "Abdullah 3:16", but for the most part, the crowd is against this Tag Team>>>> Fountain: Well, I think I hear the music for our next team, The Dominators. These guys sound scary Shamus: Damn Right they're scary. Two Kick Ass teams like this are fighting each other. They should be Kicking the crap out of all Those Damn MEXICANS that are starting to pour into this Fed. Fountain: ...WHAT?!? Those Mexicans add a Great Element to this fed. They represent nothing but great Action and excitement! Shamus: I'll give them Action, next time one of those sorry scrubs gets near me, It's going to be a BOOT to the Groin and then a Ticket back to Mexico. Fountain: Man....Sometimes you really go a little too far. Now back to the action in the ring. The Dominators have just made their way inside the ring and man, do they look pissed. Shamus: ...And look who's out here with them, The Franchise...The Beast from the East...The One Man Gang....BRANDON SIMPSON!! Man, that guy is Ugly! <<<<The crowd is still booing, however now this resentment is directed at the Dominators. Rude comments are flying and it looks like neitherrteam will be drawing any support from the fans>>>> Shamus: These fans are so STUPID! Don't they realize that they have two of the WCWF'as greatest Tag Teams here in this match. Damn Mexicans I should have..... Fountain: Sorry to interrupt, but it looks like the action is about to start. And it looks like Dave Cash is going to start off against Abdullah. And Cash is off to a good start with a Headbutt to Abdullah's head. Now a fist to the midsection, and another one! Abdullah doubled over now....and..... Shamus: ....DAMN......D.D.T, Abdullah is on the mat, and he's in some serious pain. Fountain: I'd say Cash just made a Deposit on Abdullah... Shamus: DAMMIT boy, you better stop making those half ass comments or I'm going to FACE PLANT you through this table! <<<Shamus throws Fountain's coffe cup off the table causing it to break into a million pieces he then smiles!>>>> Fountain: O.K....O.K...Point taken. Back to the action, Cash has Abdullah in the corner now. He's landing one fist after another on the big man. Now a European Upper cut, another and cash Sending Abdullah to the the other corner with a IRISH WHIP! But NO...A REVERSAL, and Abdullah sends Cash into the corner. Now Abdullah is charging in for a Avalanche....and....NO, he missed!!! Shamus: Ohh damn, that's gotta hurt. And Cash has know slowed down the tempo of this match by applying the dreaded FACELOCK. And What's that I hear the crowd Chanting??? <<<<<The crowd starts to CHANT louder and louder Slowly Shamus is able to decipher the words>>>> Shamus: ...KILL, KILL, KILL, DRINK BLOOD!! that's it, Their chanting KILL, KILL, KILL, DRINK BLOOD! YES, that's what this match needs, a crowd with a purpose! Fountain: It's not the crowd, It's that Damn KULT section and a bunch of DRUNK IDIOTS chanting that crap...and OOOOOOOH, they might get their wish though, as mable just ran in and hit CASH with some type of foriegn object! That broke that FACELOCK! Shamus: Did the ref. see it? Fountain: No, I don't think so...he was  distracted by the Million Dollar Man. Shamus: Good, that's the way I like it. Fountain: Cash is really messed up, he is bleeding from his Forehead, both men on the ground, and Abdullah is now getting to a vertical Position, and he is....YES, he just tagged out to Mable. Mable and Abdullah have just whipped Cash into the ropes, and a Big DOUBLE BACKDROP. And Once again they are sending him to the ropes....Double fist to the midsection, Cash is doubled over now and.....DOUBLE D.D.T!! CASH IS OUT, AHH what a MOVE!! Shamus: What did you expect from this Team! The Million Dollar Man allways manages the best! Cash is not moving at all, damn too bad this match is Over! Fountain: Abdullah is now exiting the ring while Mable is Going for the COVER! ONE.......TWO........KICKOUT! How did he do that. Cash is on a MISSION! Shamus: I've said it before, these two teams KICK ASS, and that's the BOTTOM LINE! Mable is picking Cash up by the hair and sending him to the ropes... Fountain: And a Big boot to the Mid-section. Mable is raising his arms in the air and now he's yelling into the crowd. Mable is in Total control of this....WAIT, Call it what you want, But CASH JUST PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS!! Shamus: DAMMIT, BOY....I said stop making lame puns....NOW. It's called a FIST TO THE FREAKING BALLS MY SON, and CASH did what he had to do. mable is on the ground holding his BAllS, and cash is making his way towards his corner... Fountain: Cash is now tagging in his partner, Mike Madison, Mike walks up to mable and Begins to Stomp on him. ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR...MAN, this guy is Dangerous. Now Mike is picking Mable up, and an Irish whip into the corner. AND A BIG FLYING KNEE to the back of mable's head. That had to take something out of the big man. Mike exacutes a sanp mare, and now he's heading to the top rope....and....BIG ELBOW DROP from the top Turnbuckle! mable is in some serious pain now. AND Mike is now sending the big man through the ropes. <<<Mike Madison distracts the Ref while action takes place on the outside>>> Shamus: OHHHHH! It looks like the Big Man has decided to lend a helping hand. Brandon Simpson, is picking up mable, he drags him to a group of CRAZED FANS...and...leans him against the guard rail to get up CLOSE and PERSONAL with the fans... WAIT.....He's picking up a chair..... YUP ONE FACE FULL OF STEEL TO GO, FOR MABLE!!! Fountain: This is totally against the rules. He has no place out here. Shamus: Just shut up and call the match! Fountain: Well finally Simpson is rolling mable back into the ring. Mike drags the big man to his feet and A BIG STANDING DROPKICK sends mable into the corner. Mike runs over and Tags in Cash, who is still bleeding from that increadible hit. Cash Sends the Big man for the ride and nails him with a Perfect DROP TOE HOLD! He's now applying another FACELOCK, trying to break this Wrestler down! Shamus: He better watch out, last time he did this, he got a Face full of STEEL! Fountain: Mable is getting into a vertical poistion, and he lands a elbow to Cash's Side. Another...and Another one. mable brakes free and Takes a big swing at Cash, but NO...Cash ducks and Sends the big man into the ropes, he's setting him up for a backdrop.....and, NO mable reverses it into a PILEDRIVER!! Both men on the ground now as they have both taken a big beating at the hands of each other. Shamus: This match has been just what I thought it would be, BIG TIME HITS, and BIG TIME TITS Fountain: My GOD, the nerve of you! The crap I have to put up with...Well it looks like Cash is up and he's making his way to his corner. Shamus: So is the Big man, he's rolling over to Abdullah, just a few more inches... Fountain: Cash has made the TAG, Mike is in the ring an heading for mable. And now mable makes the tag just as Mike arrives in the corner area. Mike and Abdullah Trading blows now. FISt after FISt, this is nothing short of BARBARIC! Shamus: Yeah, But the big man is bringing him down know, his Punches are at least Twice as Strong as Mike's! Mike is down on one Knee and a Big Head Butt from Abdullah sends Mike to the mat. Fountain: Abdullah bouncing off the ropes now and a Big Splash from the Hungrey Giant. That must have knocked the wind out of that Hungry giant. Abdullah picking Mike up now and he's applying the dreaded BEAR HUG! Shamus: That move can Break every bone in the human body. I'm just waiting for this guy to snap! <<<<the crowd starts a "BREAK HIS NECK" Chant as Abdullah Bounces to the Cheers, drawing energy from the crowd>>>> Fountain: Abdullah is really fired up now, he's sending Mike for the ride. And a Big LARIAT from the Turkey Man. Mike is rolling on the ground, he's in some serious pain. Abdullah is now sending Mike into Mable's cornor. <<<Abdullah Distracts the ref. and Cash, as the action continues>>>>> Shamus: I love it..I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. WHAT GREAT TAG TEAM WORK! Mable is landing CLUBBING Forearms to the back of Mike's head. He's beating this man down to the floor. Wait a second, Mike just blocked a Forearm, and he Just hit a REVERSE NECK BREAKER ON mable!! mable falls off the MAT, and rolls on the floor. Looks like the Million Dollar man is checking on his fallen mate! Fountain: But even more important is that Mike is right behind Abdullah and he doesn't even know it!!! Abdullah turning around now...and....MIKE JUST LANDED AN ELBOW SMASH TO THE FAT MAN'S HEAD! Abdullah falling back now, and Mike runs against the ropes and nails him with a RUNNING BULLDOG! Mike is going to the top rope, Flying Lariat! Mike is on a tear of moves here. He picks the big man up and sends him into the corner. Mike just landed a Running Shoulder block. And now he's wailing on the Fat Boy, FIST to the Head...to the GROIN...To the NECK...My god, this is insane! Shamus: NOPE, It's the WCWF! Fountain: I see, well anyways Madison is climbing to the to rope. He's pausing to cheer and pose for the KULT section...and OH MY- Abdullah is getting up. Mike just turned around and noticed but it was to late, Abdullah just nailed him in the Midsection. Mike is now sitting on the top rope. AND WAIT A SECOND.....THIS CAN'T BE.....OH MY GOD, ABDULLAH IS GOING TO TRY AND SUPERPLEX MIKE OFF THE ROPES! Shamus: If he hits this you can kiss it good bye for good old Mike! HE's what we call in the professional world.....SCREWED!!! Fountain: He's got him up....AND....YES....WAIT NO, Abdullah hit the Superplex, but he also took a lick from that move. Shamus: What do you expect from a fat ass! Fountain: Good Point, Abdullah rolling an arm over Mike and going for the pin!" Shamus: ONE..........TWO............THREEEEE!!!!!!!  WE HAVE A WINNER!!!! FOUNTAIN:  NO WAIT.....THE Ref is indacating that it was only a TWO COUNT!  Mable is running into the ring now as TED DiBiase distracts the Ref. and the Combo of Simpson and CASH. Shamus:  mable and Abdullah are going to use every bit of this two on one advantage.  This should end it! Fountain:  Mable is picking mike up and he's holding him while Abdullah is landing one after another of these MASSIVE FOREARM SMASHES.  Abdullah is now bouncing of the rope and he's going for a BIG TIME LARIAT....OHHH DAMN...HE MISSED...HE MISSED, MIKE DUCKED AND ABDULLAH HIT MABLE!!! Shamus:  Mable is on the outside, he's out cold.  HE just got SCREWED, BAD! Fountain:  Mike just Kicked the Puzzled Abdullah in the Mid-Section...AND HE HIT IT...HE LANED THE BLOCKBUSTER....FOR CHRIST SAKE HE JUST PLANTED ABDULLAH AND THE BIG MAN AIN'T MOVING AT ALL!!! Mike's going for the cover.... Shmaus: ONE.........TWOOOO.......THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! THE DOMINATORS HAVE WON IT, THE DOMINATORS WIN!!! Fountain: Yup, your right Shamus, the Dominators have just Pinned the Dark Horses with Mike Madison's Favorite move, the BLOCKBUSTER!! And what a match it was, both teams put on a show and both teams delivered! Shamus: For once your right, both of these teams did great, But enough about old news, let's take a Look at our next MaTCH UP!! Fountain: We've still got lots of action coming up tonight... and next up is the Revenge of the Mystery Partners matchup. Plus, don't forget that we have alot more action to bring you tonight. Let's take a look at how this fued has developed between these two teams... Shamus: Let's not and say we did... let's just watch the Ghetto Boyz whoop these three's asses like a couple 'bustas' back on their block. [Shows clips from the Dominators/MiB matchup and the first two meetings between the Ghetto Boyz and the Men in Black.] ["Men in Black" by Will Smith blares over the PA as The Men in Black come to the ring, accompanied by Earth's Last Hope and Mr. Perfect, to a crowd pop. The groups waves and gives fives to the fans as they make their way down.] Matt Fountain: Well, here come the Men In Black, with Mr. Perfect and Earth's Last Hope coming with them to ringside. Could one of them be the MiB's mystery partner? Jon Shamus: Who knows, Matt, and more importantly, who cares? These SciFi rejects don't have a chance in hell of beating my boys. Matt: The Men in Black have been competing rather well, especially with their patented finishing maneuver, the MiB Guilotine. Jon: Yeah, they seem to get a few lucky wins with that double underhook suplex and legdrop combo... but they've really been toughing it out here with the Ghetto Boyz. This feud's gone 1-1 for the teams... this match should decide it. They both are at each other's throats, especially with the embarrassment the MiB pulled on the Ghetto Boyz the first time. Matt: Yes, the Ghetto Boyz were as afraid as little children when the Men In Black pulled that stuff with the Neuralyzers on Wednesday Night War. ["Ambitionz az a Ridah" by 2pac comes on the PA, as the Ghetto Boyz make their way to ringside, accompanied by their manager, Pimp Dadd. All three are wearing Ray Ban's, expecting another MiB trick. The crowd gives them some massive heat.] Matt: And here's the Ghetto Boyz, with Pimp Dadd, but their partner is nowhere in sight. Jon: I'm sure they'll tell us when they're damned good and ready, Fountain. [As they get into the ring, Pimp Dadd grabs the mic from the ring announcer and speaks:] Pimp Dadd: Well, I bet you wondering who da hell our mystery partner is! Well suckaz, he's none other than the... EAST... COAST... KILLA!!!! [While "Serial Killa" by Snoop Doggy Dog comes on, East Coast Killa comes down to ringside looking mean as ever, to more crowd heat. ECK gives the crowd the finger, and steps into the ring to the Ghetto Boyz.] Matt: Well, the match is on, and Agent J attacks Suge Daddy before the bell. Looks like the MiB want to take the initiative in this matchup. Jon: Shut up Fountain. If the Ghetto Boyz were to do that, you'd be all over them. Matt: Uh, well, I'm trying to be fair... Jon: Yeah, right. Matt: Back to the action... J gets Suge in a small package for a quick two count. J tries a gorilla press, but Suge just counters it with a rolling reverse cradle! Another quick two count there! Reverse neckbreaker, but J just gets right back up. Jon: Must be some of that Special Agent training he gets. Matt: Could be. Babyface runs in and he and Suge tag J with a double kneebreaker. Babyface with a leg lariat, and Suge goes for a enzuilariato-- no! J ducks under that one. Jon: An enza-what? See, the Boyz are playing fair. Babyface just left the ring. Matt: But he did some damage while he was in there... Suge chops at J and grabs J's head and drags it along the rope! Jon: Ouch. Matt: Suge misses with a forearm, and J whips him to the rope-- no, a reversal by Suge, he puts his head down and J kicks him! Jon: He sure telegraphed that move. Matt: J tags Mr. Perfect in. They whip Suge to the ropes... Suge counters with a double clothesline! J leaves the ring! Suge tosses Perfect out too! Where does he get this energy? Jon: I dunno, but I'd probably dig down deep too if the MiB did to me what they did to the Ghetto Boyz and-- WHOA! Matt: Suge dives through the ropes and tackles Perfect! Suge up first and delivers a back heel kick to Perfect. Jon: He don't look so Perfect tonight... and he's got that wonderful record of his to back up his performance tonight. Matt: Nevertheless, Mr. Perfect's a talented, consistent wrestler, and he'll bounce back from those first few losses. Ouch! He just grabbed Suge and threw him into the ringsteps. A couple of punches exchanged, and Perfect executes a swinging neckbreaker onto the concrete! Perfect picks him up and whips him into the guardrail. Suge is staggering... A jumping neck snap by Perfect! Oh no! Another whip, and another neck snap! Perfect's getting mean tonight. Jon: I'd be mean too if I had a record like Perfect's. Matt: Oh, come off it. Both men back in the ring and Perfect tags J back in. Jon: Hahaha! East Coast Killa just ran in and threw Perfect out of the ring! I guess he thought Perfect was taking too long. Matt: And now he hits J with a mean savate kick. Keyshawn Williams cuts him off, trying to restore some semblance of order in this match... Jon: He's just sticking his nose where it might get lopped off, Fountain. He tries to pull anything brave, and they might have to cart him off on a stretcher. Matt: He's the referee and he's well within his right to police that ring... Jon: Speaking of police, the X-Cops are some other people trying to stick their noses in the Ghetto Boyz business. They're about to get some punishment too. Matt: We'll have to see that when it happens, Jon. Tucker and Scrapinetti seem like the type of people this league needs but who knows after what we saw them do tonight. Meanwhile, while the ref is distracted, Mr. Perfect comes into the ring and they give Suge a double bodyslam. ECK finally leaving the ring as J runs into the ropes... Suge catches him in an awesome inverted atomic drop! Jon: Oww! I felt that one. It kinda hurts down below, you know, right here-- Matt: Would you stop that! Suge tags ECK in and he delivers a humongous chokeslam on J! J kicks ECK, but ECK's hardly phased! Jon: It'll take a lot more than that to take out ECK. Matt: J off the ropes, hits ECK with a shoulder block, and ECK still doesn't move! Massive clothesline from ECK! Jon: Well, he's moving now. Ha! Ooh, look at him! He's just staring at J, with that cold, dark, icy stare. Huh? He just tagged out to Babyface. Matt: Babyface just wanted to get some action. He puts J in a boston crab, but J just gets right up again. Babyface with a snap suplex now, and a jumping DDT! J still jumps right back up! Babyface whipping him into the corner now, and crushes him! Slaps on an abdominal stretch now, wanting to slow the pace down. J reaches the ropes, and Babyface with a quick crucifix! One! TWO!! Babyface's shoulder is up! Jon: You can't get the Ghetto Boyz to quit that easy, Fountain. Matt: Babyface with a roundhouse right hand, and jumping DDT-- no! Reversed into a backdrop by J! J with a backslide now! One! TWO!! Babyface kicks out. J hits him with a fist to the midsection and he tags out to Perfect for a much needed breather. Small package by Perfect... quick kickout. Another one, but Babyface kicks out again. What? J just ran in and gave Babyface a huge leg lariat! Seizing the opportunity, Perfect catches Babyface in a back suplex. J leaves the ring, but Babyface just gave Perfect a Hotshot! Jon: Babyface tags out to ECK. Good move. ECK looks pissed. But then again, he always looks pissed. Matt: Surprisingly, Pimp Dadd not a factor in this match. He hasn't tried to interfere with the matchup at all. Jon: That's 'cause he's a rule abiding manager, Fountain. Besides, he knows it's all under control. Matt: Riiiight. J comes in and throws Babyface out of the ring. Maybe he thought Babyface was taking too long to get out, huh Shamus? Jon: Shut up, Fountain. Matt: Heh heh. Perfect and J hit ECK with a double clothesline! J leaves the ring, and Perfect executes and inside cradle. Jon: ECK kicked out of that one easily. What's Perfect thinking? He's probably just scared of ECK. Matt: I don't think Perfect is afraid of anyone. Legsweep by Perfect, but ECK just jumps back up. Perfect whips ECK into the turnbuckle-- no, ECK reverses! ECK charges in! A barrage of punches and a Soviet suplex away from the turnbuckle. Pins Perfect with a double leg cradle... Jon: One! Two! Three! Matt: A little fast there, aren't you Jon? That was only a two count. Jon: The ref was counting slow! Look at ECK slap Perfect while he's on the mat! Ha! Matt: Perfect manages to get away from ECK and tags in Agent K! Jon: Finally, I thought this was supposed to be a six man tag match. It wouldn't be a party without him. Matt: Uh, yeah. They whipped ECK into the ropes and gave him a double clothesline! Perfect leaves the ring as K gets a belly to belly suplex on ECK. J comes in and they give ECK a double kick to the midsection! Jon: What a bunch of cheats! How many times have they gone into the ring? Two, three million? Matt: I'm sure it's less than that. Jon: Not much... Matt: Well J leaves the ring and J with the earringer... blocked by ECK. Big backdrop driver from ECK! K back for more, and whips ECK into a turnbuckle-- no, ECK reverses... BIG avalanche!!! ECK tags out to Babyface, but not before he leaves K down with a back suplex. Jumping elbow thrust, followed by a leg lariat, and senton! Babyface is on fire! Two count and a kickout by K. Babyface with an abdominal stretch... K reaching for the ropes, but Babyface pulls him back... K finally reaches the ropes. Babyface misses with a shoulderblock, and K comes back with one of his own! J enters the ring! ECK enters the ring! Jon: It's just madness in there! Look at ECK whip J out of the ring! He leaves as quick as he came in. Matt: K clotheslines Babyface and tags out to Perfect. ECK tries to come in, but Keyshawn keeps him back. Perfect and K with a monster double body slam on Babyface! Another one! Perfect slaps on an abdominal stretch. Babyface throws Perfect out of it. Perfect with a legsweep and a figure four leglock! Babyface under a tremendous amount of pain! He's turning... turning... he turned it over! Oh... they're both on the ground. Perfect crawls over and tags K. They whip Babyface into the ropes, and hit him with a double elbowsmash. K with a headscissors submission now... lets it go. A football tackle by K, and he whips Babyface into the turnbuckle. Perfect comes in... Jon: And AGAIN ECK comes in and throws him out! ECK and Babyface whips K into the ropes... NOOO!!! Matt: Double clothesline by K! ECK rolls out! K with a jumping neck snap! A spinning DDT! A FLYING BODYPRESS! ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! Jon: Shut it, Fountain. It was a two count! Matt: Sorry. K throws Babyface out of the ring... what a dive through the ropes! Another jumping DDT-- Jon: No! It's reversed into a backdrop! Babyface just gets back in the ring. Matt: K follows him in. Babyface kicking him in the head! A jumping DDT by Babyface-- no, reversed into a backdrop by K! NO!  Re-reversed into a sunset flip by Babyface! One! TWO!! Kickout! Jon: Ooh! Nice faceslam by Babyface! He's over by the ropes. Look at that nice slingshot legdrop! What?! Look, here comes Perfect again! I gotta see why Williams doesn't do something about this blatant cheating! Matt: He's been pretty lenient on both sides, Jon. Double body slam on Babyface, and Perfect leaves the ring. K props Babyface up on the turnbuckle... BELLY TO BELLY SUPERPLEX! WOW! Jon: Oh yeah? What about that spinning power bomb that Babyface just gave him? Matt: I don't know where Babyface is getting the energy for that. K with a gutwrench suplex now... a double ax-handle... a jumping DDT! A SPINNING DDT! Kneelock submission on now! Suge Daddy comes in to break it up. Jon: He just couldn't take all that crap anymore. Matt: It's pretty fine wrestling to me, Jon. Now Babyface tags Suge Daddy in. K just threw him out! Suge gets back in after a two count. K with a earringer... misses with a shoulderblock, hits him the second time! BIIIG Doctor Bomb by K! One! TWO!! Another kickout! K misses with an elbow, and Suge makes him pay with a knee to the back! Suge whips K into the ropes-- no, reversal by K... backdrop by K! Suge fell out of the ring! He's back in two... K with a gutwrench suplex, Suge with a shoulderblock. K tags out to Perfect. They toss Suge into the ropes... Double clothesline by Suge! Suge with a bulldog, whips Perfect into the ropes... They just clotheslined each other! Both men on the mat... Suge with a bearhug, and oh, K just kicked him in the back! Suge with a reverse neckbreaker on Perfect. Throws him into the corner and charges in after him! Ooh! Perfect lifts his leg up just in time! Suge is staggering, and Perfect scoops him up for a slam! Charges after Suge Daddy, but Suge ducks! Perfect falls out of the ring! Suge dives through the ropes! Faceslam on the concrete! Jon: Ha! Say goodbye to that "perfect" face! Ha ha! Matt: Suge throws him back into the ring... Perfect groggy... Suge from behind with another bulldog headlock! Tags the East Coast Killa in now! Throws Perfect into the ropes and bends him over with a double fist to the midsection! Suge tackles him, and ECK hits him with an enzuigiri when he gets up! Scorpion Deathlock attempted by ECK, but Perfect kicks him away! Perfect with a submission of his own as he puts a sleeperhold on ECK... ECK reaches the ropes. Legsweep and a kick from Perfect. Perfect throws the big man out of the ring! A dive of his own now, and Perfect and ECK start brawling on the floor! Pimp Dadd comes from behind, and he's distracting Perfect. ECK from behind, but Perfect turns in time and gives him a spinning neckbreaker! Both men back in the ring now, and ECK with a backdrop driver. Suge Daddy comes into the ring! Perfect off the ropes, and receives a double backdrop! J tries to enter, but Keyshawn cuts him off. Jon: Heh. Looks like that ref needs glasses. Look at ECK and Suge with a double kneebreaker on Perfect now. Matt: ECK with a savate kick, and Perfect falls back to tag J in. Perfect with a drop kick now... OOH! ECK sidesteps it and Perfect just hit J! Jon: Looks like Perfect's bringing his luck into the ring with him! Either that, or he mistook Agent J for the East Coast Killa! Maybe the MiB should give him some more training! A lot more! Ha ha! Matt: ECK with a dragon suplex now! One! Two! Jon: THREE! HA HAH! Matt: Nope, that was a kickout, JON. Suplex from J now, but ECK throws him into the corner. Charging in, but J lifts up a knee! J with a flying lariat now! Perfect helps J with a double elbowsmash on ECK, and leaves just as quickly! ECK blocks a kick by J and tags in Suge Daddy. Suge with a jaw breaker... ECK comes in! Double kneebreaker! Now a double backdrop! Suge with an inverted atomic drop! Agent J chops him, trying to comeback... a kick to the midsection and a flying lariat! Suge with a bearhug... J headbutts his way out of it! Suge misses a clothesline! J with a slam-- Suge with a massive lariat! Boston Crab, but J reaches the ropes. Suge is just kicking him in the head... J lunges and tags K in! Suge with a knee to the back... J with a jumping DDT! Suge with a football tackle... OH MY GOD!!! Jon: SUGE'S EDGE! What a vicious maneuver! It's all over but the crying, Fountain! ONE! TWO!! WHAT THE!? Matt: Perfect with the save! K with a Northern Lights Suplex on Suge now! One! Two-- Jon: Kickout! Matt: K with a headlock now, and a beautiful gutwrench suplex! Flying knee drop! Suge comes back with a reverse neckbreaker, and throws K out of the ring! Whoa! Suicide dive off the top rope! Suge throwing him into the railing! They're brawling now! Suge ducks under a punch and another inverted atomic drop! Suge with an earringer! Suge gets tackled by K! K throws him back into the ring! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! What's this?! THE NEURALIZER! K has got the pin! ONE! TWO!! OH NO!!! Pimp Dadd jumped up on the apron! He's holding something! It looks like some stick made of straightened metal hangers! Jon: That's a pimp stick, to you, Fountain. Matt: Well, he just tossed it to Suge Daddy as Keyshawn Williams turned to him! OH NO!!! Suge just hit K with it! It's bedlam in the ring! Keyshawn saw everything! He's disqualifying the Ghetto Boyz and East Coast Killa! The winners of the match are the Men In Black and Mr. Perfect! Jon: The Ghetto Boyz were robbed. I can't believe the ref disqualified them! But at least they're showing how pissed off they are! Suge is still hitting K with the cane! Babyface and East Coast Killa are getting in on it! J, Perfect and ELH are coming in to make the save, and they're all brawling away in there! [Order is finally restored, as both teams are sent off in seperate directions.] Matt: Well, it seems like they've finally got this match under control. Jon: Aw, just get ready for the next match! Fountain: We are going to do just that... but first we will take a short break while the ring crew sets up the cage. [Cuts to a bunch of promos for the matches that still remain including Sabu vs. Shaolin Dynamite; The Crow vs. The Undertaker; Taz vs. Chris Jericho; El Diablo vs. Sgt. Andrew Scott; Brandon Simpson vs. Kyle Jeracka; and Vader vs. The Giant. After about 7 minutes of promos and such, we come back to the broadcasters table.] Shamus: Now it's time for the WCWF Cruiserweight Title match, between the champion, Sabu, and the challenger Shaolin Dynamite. Fountain: A lot of people seem to feel that Shaolin Dynamite shouldn't have gotten this match, if you recall, Shane Starr was almost a shoe in for this match, but a critical loss knocked him out of the picture. Another name that keeps coming up is Nighthawk. A lot of people seem to feel he should be in this match instead of Shaolin Dynamite. Shamus: Well, what's done is done, I'm sure Nighthawk and Shane Starr will get their chances down the road, but tonight it's Shaolin Dynamite, and I think he has a good chance to walk away with the gold tonight. Fountain: Shaolin Dynamite certainly does have an excellent shot tonight, and due to the fact this match is in a steel cage, he doesn't have to worry about either the New World Order, or the International, New World Order coming down to save Sabu. Shamus: Well, it's getting close to match time, so we'll take you down the the ring for the official introductions. (The nWo music begins to play over the PA system, after a few seconds Bryan Dotsan walks through the curtain and he is immediantly followed by Jason Aaron, and finally Sabu.) Seifret: Making his way down the aisle, wieghing in at 221 pounds, from Bombay, India, accompanied to ringside by Bryan Dotsan and Jason Aaron, here is the WCWF Cruiserwieght Champion, SABU!!!� (Sabu makes a lap around the cage with Aaron and Dotsan before tearing off his head dress and entering the cage through the door.) Shamus: Sabu looks to be in good shape tonight, and he's got that suicidal, homicidal, genocidal look in his eyes. You can tell he's looking at that cage as a potential weapon, he doesn't have tables or chairs tonight, so he's gotta find something, and he will. Fountain: That's true, Sabu has always been able to adapt to his surroundings, I'm sure he's not intimidated by the cage at all, he's wrestled in barred wire before, a steel cage is nothing to him. Shamus: However, not much is known about Shaolin Dynamite, he hasn't wrestled in other promotions, well, at least not in this world, you can't ever tell with those guys...speaking of Shaolin Dynamite, I wonder what's taking him so long... (The house lights begin to flicker and the PA system starts buzzing) Fountain: I think he's about to come down... <<<The house lights fade to black. The sounds of THOUSANDS of boots marching comes over the P.A. system. The DANGERTRON flickers to lifeeas scenes of NAZI TROOPS overrunning Allied Positions fills thehscreen. Scenes of German tanks blasting down buildings, dive bomberseattacking French trains, and SS Troops hitting American bunkers withwflamethrowers light up the screen. Over the intercom, the firey voicevof ADOLF HITLER urges the people of Germany to eliminate the enemiesnof the Fatherland in a war of supremacy. The marching sounds continueoin the background.>>> <<<Suddenly, the HITLER SPEECH fades into silence...and a new voice dominates the P.A. System. This is the coldblooded voice of a cruel SS OFFICER- with seriously thick German accent. He addresses the crowd in a proud Baritone.>>> GERMAN VOICE: "Fall to your knees, swine! For zee undisputed MASTER approaches. He is zee pride und joy of zee MIGHTY NAZI WAR MACHINE. He is zee Champion of zee MASTER RACE. A Champion so HARDCORE he can hammer nails through steel plate vith his MONSTER PENIS. Yankee scum, I give you zee NAZI NINJA NIGHTMARE... zee awe inspiring LORD OF ZEE RING: SHAAAAAOOOLLLLIIIINN DYYYYNAAAAMIIIITTTEEE!!!!" <<<<With the conclusion of the NAZI hate propaganda- A grotesque display comes marching down the aisle. SIX well endowed VAMPIRE SLUTS,,clad in knee high leather JACKBOOTS, NAZI armbands, and black G-STRINGNBIKINIS goose step down the aisle. They each hold aloft an 8 ft. highiflag of the NAZI PARTY. Their huge blood red banners display the hatedaSWASTIKA to all.>>> <<<Behind them, a foul procession of SATAN MACHINE and SCREAMIN DEMON clad in SS UNIFORMS and toting huge metal pipes filled with concreteemakes its way down to ringside. They casually stop and spit in thehfaces of annoying audience members in between flamboyant NAZIASALUTES.>>> <<<SHAOLIN DYNAMITE is behind them, with LUCIFER M.D. at his side. SHAOLIN is decked out in his full NINJA GEAR, with the exception of aapair of blood red NAZI ARMBANDS on his rippling biceps. LUCIFER hasahis hair slicked back and is clad in a tan uniform and skinny blackatie.>>> <<<This motley crew makes its way to ringside.>>> Shamus:Wow, what an entrace for Shaolin Dynamite, I definatly think he has an advantage in this match with Satan's Little Helpers, Lucifer M.D., and those lovely vampire sluts at ringside. Fountain: I agree, even though they won't be able to get in the cage once the door is locked, it still helps to have familiar faces out there. Shamus: Ron Nord is the referee for this match-up, and I'll bet he's glad this is in a cage, if not I guarantee this match would get WAY out of hand. Fountain: I still wouldn't be surprised if somehow this match still ended up out of hand, I mean, look at the Nazi party over there, if Shaolin Dynamite doesn't win, they're gonna try to kill Sabu. Shamus: I'm sure the nWo has seen what's going on though, they'll be on top of the situation, they're not stupid. Fountain: Ron Nord now calling for the door to be closed and locked, now calling for the bell, this matchup for the Cruiserwieght Title is under way. Shamus: Shaolin Dynamite IMMEDIATLY on Sabu, he just ran across the ring a burried him, now setting him up on top of the turnbuckle, belly-to-belly superplex!! Fountain: Shaolin Dynamite now hovering over Sabu, waiting for him to get to his feet. He nails Sabu with a big German suplex, and now giving that Nazi salute to the crowd. Shamus: Sabu needs to wake up, he's gonna have to beat Shaolin Dynamite tonight if he wants to keep his belt, no count out or disqualifaction to retain, he's gotta win. Fountain: Sabu on in the corner, here comes Shaolin Dynamite charging in, but he's met with a kick to the stomach, and now Sabu hits a piledriver. Sabu now waiting on Shaolin Dynamite, and he nails him with a flying shoulder block, and Sabu pointing to the cieling. Shamus: Sabu now in charge of the match, Shaolin Dynamite can't let up his attack on Sabu, he can take more abuse than any wrestler I've ever seen in my life. Fountain: Sabu kicking Shaolin Dynamite as he tries to get up, now Sabu going for a power bomb, he hits it, and follows it up with a legdrop. Sabu picking him up and heaving him face first into the steel cage. Shamus: There it is, Sabu using the cage as a weapon, now Sabu goes for another kick, but Shaolin Dynamite catches it, Sabu with an enzuigiri, and he looks over to Dostan and Aaron. Fountain: Sabu stomping the back of Shaolin Dynamite's head now, hits another vicious piledriver. He hauls Shaolin Dynamite over to the turnbuckle and sets him up, Sabu with a top rope Frankensteiner, goes for the pin!! (Ron Nord gives a two and a half before Shaolin Dynamite gets his shoulder up.) Shamus: Sabu was just VERY close to retaining his title, and it would be a shocker to see him win this early into the match. Fountain: Sabu's going back up top, he's gonna try to finish him off for good! Shaolin Dynamite is up though, and he runs into the ropes. Shamus: Ouch...Sabu lands hard on that top turnbuckle, Shaolin Dynamite with a heads up move there. Fountain: Shaolin Dyamite with another belly to belly superplex, Sabu is down. Shaolin right back on Sabu, hits a vicious jack knife power bomb. Now he's going on top. Shamus: This has been a back and forth match-up, but I still think Sabu has the edge, but that could change here...flying karate chop hits Sabu right in the face. Fountain: Shaolin Dynamite pulls Sabu up by his hair, he goes for a bulldog headlock, but Sabu pushes him off, and Shaolin hit the steel cage face first. Shamus: He sure did, and I'm not positive, but I think Shaolin Dynamite has been busted open...he has!!! He's busted WIDE OPEN!! Fountain: Shaolin stumbles backwards after hitting the cage, and Sabu nails him with a belly-to-back suplex. Sabu with a series of stomps and kicks to Shaolin while he's down, Sabu his ANOTHER piledriver. Shamus: That was the third or forth time Sabu has dropped Shaolin Dynamite right on his head, I wonder if they found out something about him having a bad neck or something, that seems to be Sabu's focus in this match. Fountain: Sabu whips him into the ropes, misses an elbow, Shaolin with a super kick sending Sabu down!!! Right as Sabu turned around after missing that elbow, Shaolin hit him right in the chin. Shamus: He dropped Sabu like a sack of potatoes, and Sabu had the momentum going his way, he made one mistake, and it cost him some teeth. Fountain: He pulls Sabu up, and hits him with a savage jumping DDT, and he goes for the pin. (Ron Nord gives a two count) Shamus: I don't think anyone is gonna win this match for awhile, both men are hurting, but niether will ever give up. Fountain: Shaolin Dynamite hits a bulldog headlock on Sabu and follows it up with a few hard kicks to the ribs of Sabu as he tries to get up. Shamus: Shaolin Dynamite appears to have a strict battle plan for this match, he missed a bulldog headlock earlier, which cost him the momentum, then when he regains it, he goes for the bulldog again. Fountain: Shaolin whips Sabu into the ropes, nails him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, Sabu is down and hurting now. Shamus: Something is going on on the outside, Jason Aaron is waiving at the entrance way, and here come the Extreme Team down to ringside, this could be trouble. Fountain: Shaolin off the ropes, hits a diving elbow drop right onto the the sterum of Sabu. Shaolin Dynamite just saw the Extreme Team at ringside. He's exchanging comments with them. Shamus: Mistake, bad mistake, they can't do anything to him, he's in a cage, but that man, Sabu CAN, and Shaolin has Sabu on the mat, which is where he wants him. Fountain: Sabu back up to his feet, and hits Shaolin Dynamite with a knee to the back, and follows it up with a bodyslam. Sabu now raking Shaolin Dyanmite's face across the cage, Sabu appears to be taking control of this match up. Shamus: Sabu is one the verge of retaining his title, he's apparently shaken off any damage he sustained earlier in the match, and Shaolin has been unable to control the match long enough to hit high damage moves. Fountain: Sabu whips Shaolin Dynamite into the ropes and takes him down with a hard clothesline. Sabu again whipping Shaolin into the ropes, oh no, Shaolin just smacked the back of his head on the steel cage, he's down. Shamus: Now we see how much Sabu hates Shaolin Dynamite, he has the match won, it's just a matter of how much longer he wants to torture and torment him. Fountain: Sabu stands him back up, and takes him back down with a spinning leg lariat. Sabu setting Shaolin Dynamite up on top of the turnbuckle, he hits another top rope Frankensteiner, he goes for the cover, but Shaolin's foot is in the ropes. Shamus: Sabu apparently was going to end it there, but now he's grinding Shaolin's face into the cage again, he's making sure Shaolin doesn't ever ask him for a rematch! Fountain: Sabu with a nicely executed drop kick. Whips Shaolin into the ropes, misses a clothesline, and Shaolin hits him with a kick to the stomach, he goes for a jumping DDT, but Sabu backdrops him. Shamus: Sabu should end it now, he can win it, anything he does from this point on is an risk he doesn't need to take. Fountain: Sabu standing back from Shaolin Dynamite, apparently thinking of some way to finish this match off. Shaolin is bleeding pretty badly. Shamus: We've got company..Tamius is coming down the aisle with a microphone. Tamius: Nighthawk skyrockets to the top ten in a few weeks, using bags of trash like Shaolin Dynamite as stepping stones. Whose Lucifer MD been sleeping with for this match?! Nighthawk should be in the ring fighting for the title right now, MD! And for all your trashtalking and general BS, your ass is gonna pay right now!! Get him, men! Fountain: Two men have just jumped the guardrail in the first row, now both are pounding on Lucifer MD, Satan's Little Helpers caugh of guard here. Shamus: It's Kestral and Nighthawk without their masks, Screamin' Deamon just obliterated Kestral with what looked like a horseshoe, Nighthawk with the C-Ya on Lucifer MD. All hells broken lose. Fountain: Back in the ring, Sabu is watching the melee on the outside, Shaolin Dynamite is up, and he just dropkicked Sabu face first into the cage!! He catches him on the rebound with a German Suplex!! (Ron Nord give a clean three count) Shamus: Shaolin Dynamite has won the Cruiserweight Title, but all hell has broken lose on the outside, Ron Nord is unlocking the cage door. Fountain: Extreme Team has gotten involved now too, Satan's Little Helpers, Extreme Team, and Kestral and Nighthawk are involved in a massive brawl on the ouside. Shamus: The door is open, here comes Shaolin Dynamite, but one of the Vampire Sluts grabs him and points to Lucifer MD, who's still down from the C-Ya. Fountain: Shaolin has called to Screamin Deamon and Satan Machine, and now they are also rushing over to attend to Lucifer MD. Extreme Team and Kestral and Nighthawk continue to brawl down the aisle. Shamus: Sabu now leaving the cage with his head down, he just walked right past Jay Aaron and Bryan Dostan and jumped into the fight in the aisle way. Fountain: Security finally prying Extreme Team and Kestral and Nighthhawk apart, and they are both returning to their dressing rooms now. Shamus: Well, it's all said on done, and Shaolin Dynamite is the new WCWF Cruiserwieght champion, but Lucifer MD is apparently hurt badly, as Satan Machine is carrying him back to the locker room. Fountain: Well, it's pretty much all cleared out down there, Shaolin Dynamite is your winner at 10:49, and the NEW WCWF Cruiserwieght Champion. Shamus: We're going to take you to a tape sent to us by my two most favorite flat foots in the world, Tubb Tucker and Louie Scrapinetti! The X-Cops! Fountain: I should note that words have been edited out... but you may STILL find this offensive... [Cuts to the video clip.] (The camera shows the X-Cops cruising along inside their car. X-Sheriff "Tubb" Tucker is driving as usual, and X-Lt. Louis Scrapinetti is playing with the CB radio, which has several wires hanging out of it.) Tucker: "Well, here we are the day of the big f****n' pay per view, Kaged II. Why are we getting ready for our match you ask? I dunno, Scrapinetti why aren't we getting ready???" Scrapinetti: "Cause Goddard is f****n' punk, and he's gonna get his ass taken out for this s**t, f****n' punk, he'll get is..." Tucker: "That's right Scrapper, we don't f****n' got match, who knows when we'll get a match, Goddard knows if he lets us in the ring, we'll f****n' kill someone." (Scrapinetti touches two of the exposed wires on the radio together, and blue sparks fly everywhere. He turns one of the knobs and the police dispatcher comes on the radio.) Scrapinetti: "Alright Sheriff, we're back on the force!!" Tucker: "Shhh, listen to the bitch..." Dispatcher: "Ok, I copy two individual, one black male, nice clothes, nice jewerly, one large white male, shaved head, very strange clothing, possible ID as Warlord. Officers are at the corner of 34th and Clover, possible involvement with prostitution." Tucker: "Oh s**t, that sounds like Slick, I still owe him for that night with Ingrid and Emily, this could be a good way to pay him back." Scrapinetti: "Corner of 24th and Clover, step on it!!" Tucker: "Are you sure it's 24th, I thought they said 34th?" Scrapinetti: "Trust me Sheriff, I know what I'm doing." (Tucker slams on the gas and begins tearing eratically down the street, swerving in and out both lanes, running lights, driving on the sidewalk until he reaches 24th and Clover. The only thing that's there is a Babtist Church that's half burned down.) Tucker: "You f****n' idiot, I know why 24th and Clover sounded familiar, this where we dropped off those flame throwers for those guys. F**k, if Slick goes down, both of our Friday nights are gonna suck..." (Tucker once again begins tearing down the street at about 85 miles an hour.) Scrapinetti: "You sure it was 34th, I swear I heard 44th, I'd bet my f****n' Taser it was 44th..." (Tucker looks over at Scrapinetti and begins to pound on him, he loses control of the car and it slams head first into a black Mercedes.) Tucker: "F**K, the car is f****n' wrecked, again...We gotta get over and save Slick or I'm f****d..." Scrapinetti: "Let's go see if their car still works, I've always wanted a Mercedes." Tucker: "That's a good idea, let's go." (Tucker and Scrapinetti both jump out of the car and the camera follows behind them. Tucker walks over to the car door and opens it up, a dead body falls to the sidewalk with a steering wheel impression in his forehead.  Tucker looks inside the car and slams the door.) Tucker: "Ain't no way that s**t's gonna work again...I f****n' DESTROYED it..." Scrapinetti: "Hey Sheriff, doesn't this guy kinda look like Prince Charles? I think it may be him." Tucker: "Yeah, whatever, I guess they should learn to keep their royal asses off the f****n' road, how the f**k we gonna get to Slick, we gotta hurry." (As Tucker and Scrapinetti stop to think, a small Spanish boy on an electric wheelchair with a Denver Broncos bumper sticker rolls by. They both looks at each other and walk over to the boy.) Tucker: "Son, we need to commendere your vehicle, it's for important police business." Boy: "But, without my wheelchair, I won't have anyway to get home, I can't walk at all anym-" (Scrapinetti cracks the boy across the face with his billy club and tosses his crippled ass on the street, Tucker picks the Spaniard up and launches him onto the mangled hood of the Mercedes. Tucker sits down in the chair and Scrapinetti stands on the back. The begin rolling slowly down the street and the camera man runs after them.) Tucker: "Remind me to walk back there and leave this wheelchair in front of the Mercedes, how f*****g funny would it be if Prince Charles died in a car wreck with a shiveled up, lukemia infested, wheelchair using Mexican." (They turn the corner in the wheelchair and the camera shows Slick and Warlord with their hands up against the wall. Two young white cops are standing behind them talking to each other. Tucker stops the wheelchair  and both X-Cops walk over to the real cops.) Tucker: "Got work boys, we'll take them in from here. Cop #1: "Ummm, no offense, but can I see your badge??" Tucker: "Yeah, ummm, Scrapinetti, show them the badge..." Scrapinetti: "The Badge??? Uhh, I think you have the badge..." Cop #2: "What's going on here?!?" Tucker: "The Zap Zap badge Scrapinetti, YOU have it, show it to them!" Cop #1: "Hey, I think these two guys are the scumbags that have been pretending to be-" (Scrapinetti whips out the Taser and shoves it down Cop #1's mouth, Tucker grabs Cop #2 and Bacon Bomb's him onto a fire hydrant. Slick and Warlord both turn around and begin to stomp Cop #2 down. Cop #1 falls to  the ground, and Scrapinetti grabs his car keys and shaves them in the air.  Tucker runs over and grabs the keys, they both get in the car and flee the scene. Tucker looks out the window and yells to Slick.) Tucker: "We're even Slick, see ya on Friday, keep bustin' heads Warlord." (The camera shows their car squeal away down the street and fades to black as they drive into the distance.) [Camera cuts back to Matt Fountain looking awe'd and Jon Shamus laughing his head off.] Shamus: That was great! These guys better kick the Blues Brothers' ass and win the titles quick.... HAHAH! Fountain: You are sick.... maybe you should manage them.... Shamus: Good idea... I could be.. um... X-Captain "Shameless" Jon Shamus! HAHA! Fountain: Our next match at WCWF Kaged is one of our main attractions. It is one of the most hotly contested feuds in our sport today, and I can't think of a better place for it to come to a head than right here tonight in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. I am, of course, talking about the "Final Vengeance" match for the WCWF Intercontinental Championship Belt. Shamus: If there's one thing Philly ain't gonna be tonight, it's the City of Brotherly Love, I can tell you that much. These two HATE each other. Fountain: That's right, Jon. These two men have faced each other a multitude of times in the past, and tonight, all of the tension, all of the hatred, all of the raw emotions will boil down into a one-on-one match. Two rings have been setup, completely enclosed by a fifteen foot high steel cage. Shamus: And as if that wasn't enough, you can't win this match with just a pinfall or a submission. That's right, fight fans, you guessed it. The Undertaker, The Crow, spooky match. There's gotta be a casket involved with these two freaks, right? You betcha! To win, you actually have to stuff the other man into a casket and close the lid to win. Fountain: I'm not so sure that President Goddard was in the right by signing this match� Shamus: Come on, take the skirt off, Matty. Goddard is giving the fans exactly what they want to see. Although you're right, I'm surprised he had the balls to sign it. I mean, these two guys could end up killing each other here. Worth the price of your cable company's pay per view rates, right there, huh, folks? Fountain: Let's get to the ring with William Seifret! <The camera cuts to William Seifret standing inside the cage, in front of the casket. Seifret: The following contest is a Final VengeanceeMatch for the WCWF Intercontinental Title!ee<The crowd pops at the mention of the match.> Seifret: This match is held under special rules. The combatants are allowed to move between the first and second rings, and the winner will be the man who can place his opponent inside this casket and close the lid. <The nWo music comes on and the crowd gives massive heat.> Seifret: Accompanied to the ring by "The Master of The Mind Game" Jason Aaron and The Man They Call Vader, representing the nWo, weighing in at 232 lbs., this is THE CROW!!!!!! <The Crow, with Jason Aaron and Vader, walks to the ring. He tests out the cage before getting inside.> Seifret: And his opponent� <Before the Undertaker appears, his music blasts over the PA as a background to his voice.> Undertaker's voice: Crow, you keep claiming I am the bad guy, when everyone here knows the truth. You came back for what seemed good intentions, but what happened was less than that. Now it is time for someone to finally put you away, and that man is me. Crow, I am going to put you out of your misery, and you will forever... REST... IN... PEEAAACCEEEE....uhhhhhh <The Undertaker comes out to the ring.> Seifret: Coming down the aisle, accompanied by Bret "The Hitman" Hart and "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, collectively known as The Hart-Breakers, he weighs in at 328 pounds and is the reigning WCWF Intercontinental Champion, THE UNDERTAKER!!!!! <When he is at the steps, he raises his arms, but only purple lights come up. He then steps inside the ring, takes off his jacket, thennquickly raises his arms, bringing up all the lights.> Fountain: Here we go, folks, the much-anticipated Final Vengeance Match for the WCWF Intercontinental Gold, and The Crow wasting no time getting started. The Crow raining down rights and lefts on the Undertaker. He bounds off the ropes, and a big somersault kick to the face! It looked almost like a reverse enzuigiri! Shamus: If anyone can take out a dead man, it would be another dead man... Fountain: The Crow locks on a double-leg grapevine... Shamus: Made famous by the The Undertaker's stablemate, Sting... Fountain: And The Undertaker's stablemate, Bret Hart. The Undertaker breaks it and is back up. Big kick to the stomach, no, the Crow gets out of the way. He runs off the ropes, and hits a big spinning mule kick to the jaw of the Undertaker, who is in trouble early here! Shamus: Big double-arm piledriver by The Crow, and he follows it up with an Irish whip to the turnbuckle. Good chain wrestling here by the Crow. He hasn't given The Undertaker a moment to rest since the bell. Fountain: Crow looking to wear the champ down early, as he beats him down in the corner with a series of punches. Now a gutwrench suplex out of the corner, and the Crow is dominating this match early on. Shamus: The Crow with another Irish whip, no, reversal by the Undertaker. The Undertaker with a head of steam into the corner, but the Crow catches him coming in with a big knee to the face! We might be looking at the new WCWF Intercontinental Champion here! Fountain: The Crow is very prepared, and we haven't seen ANY offense from the champion so far. The Undertaker is in serious trouble right now. The Crow turns him around and SPIKES him down with a DDT! Now he's setting his legs up, and there it is, THE VENGEANCE! That Indian deathlock which has put out some of the top names in this sport is just about applied, but the Undertaker kicks him off! Shamus: UT and his partners had that move well-scouted, and they knew it was coming. The true mark of a champion is that he prepares for his opponents and he knows what they're going to do, and when they're going to do it. Fountain: The Crow picks him up and it looks like an Irish whip, no, a short lariat, ducked by the Taker, and an Irish whip of his own. Shoulderblock by the Crow takes him down, and the Crow goes up top. The Undertaker gets up, and he doesn't know that the Crow is on the turnbuckle behind him! The Crow launches himself off and catches the champ in a bulldog off the top! What a maneuver by the challenger! Shamus: I think the Undertaker is seriously hurt for the first time in recent memory here... did you see the way the Undertaker's head bounced off the canvas? That's enough to take out anyone. Fountain: Come on, Jon, you know as well as I do that it takes a lot more than that to put the Undertaker out of commission... Crow picking the Undertaker up now, and he bounces off the ropes. Once again with that spinning mule kick, but no! The Undertaker ducks it, and comes back with a bulldog! An elbowdrop on the Crow, and the Undertaker is getting a second wind here. UT getting him up, and a whip into the corner, no, reversal by the Crow, and a series of forearm shots to the small of the back. Shamus: I think this match was expected to be rather one-sided, but I don't think anyone thought it would be in the favor of the Man from Beyond, The Crow. Fountain: Crow sets him up and goes to the top rope. He extends his arms, letting the crowd know something big is coming up, and he leaps off with a big splash off the top! What athleticism by the Crow! Shamus: We're seeing a very focused attack here by the Crow... he's trying to weaken the back of the Undertaker, with clubbing forearms, with that high-impact bodypress, and now he scoops the Man From The Darkside up and dumps him with a side suplex. The Crow has really impressed me so far in this match, and he's taken the Undertaker and the crowd completely by surprise. Fountain: Crow with a big double-underhook piledriver, and he's dragging the Taker towards the coffin! He's going for the victory early here, perhaps too early. Shamus: No, I don't think so, Matt... he's making the Undertaker work to get away from him, making him expend that energy. It's all a part of the plan to wear the big man down further and leave him ripe for defeat later. Of course, if he can get the win now, he'll be better off and will have had to expend less energy. Fountain: He's got him in there! The Crow has put the Undertaker in the coffin! All he needs to do is close the lid and lock it and he'll be the new WCWF Intercontinental Champion! Shamus: Another belt for the nWo! Fountain: No, wait! UNDERTAKER SAT UP! The Crow trying to close the lid, but he can't! UT sees him and grabs him by the throat! He gets out of the coffin and he's still choking The Crow! He picks him up and throws him clear into the second ring! What power by the Intercontinental Champion! Shamus: I think it's payback time now for The Undertaker... and the Crow's about to find out that payback's a bitch. Fountain: The Undertaker picks him up and throws him into the cage! The Crow is dazed, and the Taker catches him coming back with a flying lariat! The Crow is hurt, and the Undertaker sits up! This crowd is going bananas! Shamus: We've seen this all too many times before, the Undertaker gets a burst of energy, it's almost inhuman! Fountain: The champion now with roundhouse rights to the head of The Crow, and now a big boot to the midsection. Scoop and a big sidewalk slam by the Undertaker, and I actually felt the earth move with the force of that maneuver! Shamus: I think professional wrestling is a MUCH, MUCH different experience for me than it is for you, Matt... Fountain: Why do you say that? Shamus: Because I've never "felt the earth move" just from watching two men rolling around on the floor, unlike you... Fountain: What are you.... HEY, wait a second! Shamus: You're clueless... Irish whip on the Crow, no, reversal, and a hiptoss by the Crow as the Undertaker came out of the corner. DDT coming up, no, backdrop by the champ. Fountain: Crow back up, and he hits a hiptoss, followed by a diving elbow. Big headbutt and another hiptoss, and the Crow just using some basic wrestling techniques here. Shamus: But these moves aren't having a big effect on the Undertaker. He was getting the best results in the beginning of the match when he was using the high impact moves, and if I were in the Crow's position, I would go back to that strategy. Fountain: The Undertaker right back up, and he's got that big right hand wrapped around the throat of the Crow! He hoists him up for that big choke slam, but the Crow turns it into a DDT! What a maneuver! Shamus: What did I tell you? He's in trouble, and a high impact move, the DDT, gets him out of it. Fountain: The Crow cinches him up in a side headlock, and turns it into a big running bulldog! Great move by the Crow, and he's building up more and more momentum. Big Irish whip into the ropes, and the Undertaker comes back with a flying clothesline! One of the trademark Undertaker moves, and he's giving the sign for the Tombstone! Shamus: This CAN'T be good for the Crow... it's all slipping away... Fountain: Wait a second, who's this coming down the aisleway? It looks like... Shamus: It's "The Punisher" Brandon Simpson! And one-half of The Dominators, Mike Madison! Fountain: What the hell are they doing here? Shamus: Well, Simpson has been verbally attacking the Undertaker on recent episodes of Flash Flood, and there's supposed to be a match signed between these two. Maybe he's just scouting his opponent. Fountain: For some reason, I think his purpose is more insidious. The Undertaker has just thrown The Crow back into the first ring. He doubles The Crow over with an inverted atomic drop, and he bounces off the ropes. He leaps into the air with a flying lariat, but The Crow catches him with a punch right to the breadbasket. Shamus: See, The Crow is starting to use some shortcuts, and there's the difference between him and the champ. He's taking The Undertaker's head and ramming it into the top of the ringpost, and he's got the champ fazed. He takes the Undertaker and throws him headfirst into the cage! THIS is the type of match we expected to see! Fountain: Big short lariat by the Crow, followed by a side slam. He throws the Undertaker to the next ring. The Crow goes out to the apron of the first ring, and he turns away from the Undertaker. What is he doing? Shamus: You'll see in a minute, Matt... Fountain: The Undertaker starts to get up now, and, wait a second, the Crow jumps up onto the top rope, and flies off with a moonsault! He nailed the Undertaker! What a move by the challenger! Shamus: The speed of the Crow has taken the Undertaker out of his normal, slow-paced style. The Crow has made the Taker fight his style of match, and the Undertaker has been off-balance for most of this match. Fountain: The Crow, however, is feeling the effects of that high-risk maneuver, perhaps he got the worst of it. The Undertaker is back to his feet, and he throws a vicious elbow at the Crow. Side headlock into a bulldog, and the Crow is face down on the mat. Shamus: Look, he was only playing possum! He takes the Undertaker and gives him a taste of his own medicine with a bulldog! Now the Crow with an Irish whip to the corner, no, a reversal to the ropes, NO, another reversal! The Undertaker tries to catch him with a clothesline, but the Crow ducks, and bounces off the other side. Kick to midsection by UT caught by the Crow, and he spins him around. The Crow picks him up and POWER BOMBS him! Fountain: What an exchange by these two great athletes! This is well on its way to being a Match of the Year candidate! The Crow goes back to the offense that took him places in the beginning of the match, with a double underhook piledriver. He waits on the Taker to get up, and nails that reverse enzuigiri to the face! The Undertaker is down, and now the Crow is going up top. He flies off with a bulldog and slams his face down again! The Crow is back up, and the Undertaker is in serious trouble now! Shamus: The Crow is trying to put him in the coffin again, and this time he's going for it as fast as he can, while the Undertaker is still dazed. Smart strategy by the Crow, who has really wrestled an excellent match. Fountain: But it's taken its toll on the Crow as well, and he doesn't have the energy to get the Undertaker in the casket. UT is back up and on the attack. He whips The Crow into the turnbuckle, and catches him with a scoopslam on the way out. He runs into the ropes, but is caught with a faceful elbow, courtesy of the Crow. Shamus: The Undertaker is sitting up again... but the Crow picks him up and whips him into the turnbuckle. The Crow is running in, and he jumps in with a side kick! No, The Undertaker moves out of the way! The Crow gets crotched on the top rope! Fountain: Oh, what a turn of events! The Undertaker smells blood, and he's attacking now! He picks the Crow up, and nails him with a DDT! The Undertaker now with a fist to the stomach, followed by two elbows to the head. He picks him up and hits a sidewalk slam that planted The Crow into the mat! Shamus: The Undertaker senses victory, and he's got that adrenalin rush that might put him over the top... The Undertaker whips him off the ropes and he slaps that hand around the throat again! This is his favorite setup move... he picks him up for the big choke slam, but no! The Crow grapevines his leg, and he can't get him up! Fountain: The Crow takes him down, and he's trying to break the arm of the Undertaker with that armbar/wristlock combo. The Undertaker is writhing in pain, but he reaches the ropes! Shamus: The Crow has opened the casket, and he says this is the end! Wait up, what the hell is this? All of a sudden, Mike Madison is getting in the faces of Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels, the men who are supposed to be watching the champ's back! Fountain: There's Brandon Simpson! He's got a container of something, and he's cursing out the Undertaker! The Undertaker doesn't see the container, and the Crow is coming up behind him! Shamus: Simpson opens the container... it's scalding hot coffee! He throws it through the bars at the Undertaker! No, the Undertaker ducks! It hit the Crow right in the face! Oh, no! Fountain: The Undertaker is dazed, the Crow is blinded, Simpson's plans have been ruined, and the casket is open! What is going on here?!?!?! Shamus: The Undertaker has his back to the casket, and the Crow is coming at him, but neither man knows where he is! The Undertaker sees him coming, and he backdrops him! The Crow landed in the casket! He hit the back and the lid closed! The Undertaker turns around and sees this, and he locks the coffin! UNDERTAKER WINS! Oh, man, what a match! Fountain: The Crow put up the fight of his life, but, with an unintentional assist from "The Punisher" Brandon Simpson, he ended up inside the casket and, when he gets out, the WCWF Intercontinental Belt will be around the waist of The Man From The Darkside, The Undertaker. Matt Fountain: Well, this looks to be an extraordinary match-up, possibly one of the best at Kaged II. I can't wait to see these two in action. Jon Shamus: They can't either. Taz has wanted to get his hands on Jericho's scrawny little neck for a long time, not to mention that others would like to too, such as Sargeant Scott and 'Jackhammer' Jesse Johnson to name a couple. Jericho has been making some bad blood as of late. Matt: Let's go backstage where Bob Colligan is standing with 'Lionheart' Chris Jericho... [Cuts backstage to a Kaged II backdrop and standing in front of it are Bob Colligan, 'Lionheart' Chris Jericho, and Bobby Heenan.] Bob Colligan: ""Lionheart" Chris Jericho, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, some say that you are facing your biggest challenge tonight.  The Human Suplex Machine, Taz." "Lionheart" Chris Jericho: "Listen up right now.  taz may have the suplex but that's all he has.  I am the Total Package.  I have it all, looks, ability, class.  Taz has none of that.  He is a 4 foot jealous weakling who couldn't lace my boots.  I fought my ass off for this title right here.  I poured my soul into it and NO ONE is going to take it away from me.  Not Taz, not Sgt. Scott, not Kyle Jeracka, NO ONE!" Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: "Bob, it's very simple.  The entire federation is jealous of my man Jericho.  He is the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be.  He is immortal. He is the Nature Boy.  He is The Total Package.  He is the innovator of violence.  He is the Human Suplex Machine.  He is Too COld.  He is the Canadian Crippler.  He is Big Daddy Cool.  He is The Bad Guy.  He is everything every wrestler in history wants or wanted to be.  And Tonight, Taz is gonna find out why!" Bob Colligan: "Well you heard it here first." [Cuts back to the broadcast table] Matt: We're going to have to wait for them to make this one ring again? No!?! They are going to leave it as a double ring, double cage from here on out! This means we are getting to get to see some really great matches turn into some really spectacular matches! We still have the WCWF TV and World title matches to go! Jon: Now after this pay per view, Taz can say he not only waxed Jericho's ass across one ring, but he did it across two rings! ["War Machine" by KISS starts up, and some of the crowd starts cheering. The others give heat. It's about the same reaction that Jericho got. Taz makes his way down to the ring, towel over his head... and Sargeant Scott. Scott is carrying the familiar spiked bat.] Matt: Well, they'll all get their chances to, but for now, it's Taz's chance, and Taz only. Everyone should just keep their mitts off of the cage. Jon: Fat chance of that happening. Sarge is taking a post right beside the door, waiting for someone to come and interfere. He's giving Heenan a cold, hard stare. Matt: I'm sure Heenan wouldn't want to mess with the Sarge. Jon: You're a very bright boy, Fountain. [Jericho's theme song starts blaring over the PA. Jericho comes out, arms in the air, accompanied by Bobby Heenan, who's carrying the belt. Jericho stops, and puts his back to the crowd, and some of the people start patting him on the back and cheering. He continues to make his way to the ring, as some people give him a pop and others give him heat. Jericho passes the Kult section.] Matt: Hey, isn't that Satan's Little Helpers and Shaolin Dynamite in the crowd? [Camera pans over to the "Kult" section of the arena where die hard fans of SLH and company are sitting. SLH and SD can be seen there.] Jon: Yep, they're all there. There's Satan Machine, Screamin' Demon, Shaolin Dynamite, Lucifer MD, not to mention a few vampire sluts. The fans in the Kult section must be going crazy. Matt: Uh, they already are crazy, Jon. Jon: I'll tell them you said that. I've never seen a play by play announcer ripped to shreds before my very eyes before. Matt: Never mind. Jon: I'm sure they're just here to get a better look at the match-up. Matt: Oh... and there's the Warlord.... and here comes Chris Jericho passed the Kult section! Jon: And Warlord just slammed Jericho over the head with a cookie sheet! HAHA! It was covered with glass cookies...if you know what I mean.... Matt: Warlord just slammed Jericho hard to the aisle... and now he's coming over the guardrail and carrying Jericho to the ring.... Jon: I love it... Taz is pulling out all the stops tonight.. I wonder if that glass was from Jericho's windshields!?! [The referee signals the start of the match as Jericho is rolled into the cage and it the door is closed.] Matt: Jericho is layed out in the ring and Taz comes over to pull him up by the hair.... gets a thumb to his eyes for the trouble! Wow! I think Jericho is going to be able to wrestle without any problem from that cookie sheet shot... Jon: Maybe Taz and Warlord misjudged him... maybe he doesn't have a brain in there to affect... Matt: Taz and Jericho lock up now, Jericho with a kick to the midsection... gets behind Taz, takes him down with an enzuigiri! Picks him up and executes a chop... spinning leg lariat! Off the ropes, Taz is getting up... big drop kick by Jericho! Jericho going for the Dragon suplex, but Taz just powered out of that full nelson! Jon: Taz is gonna make him pay for that mistake. He went for the finish way too early! Matt: Taz with a short clothesline! Misses! Taz lashes out with a kick, but Jericho dodges out of the way! Armdrag takedown by Jericho! He's putting Taz up on the buckle, SUPERPLEX! Jon: Calm down, Jericho's not gonna beat Taz that easy. Taz is tough as nails, and he'll beat this pretty boy punk! Matt: That remains to be seen. Jericho with a reverse neckbreaker! Puts Taz on the turnbuckle-- Vicious headbutt by Taz knocks Jericho back! Jon: It's not over till it's over, Fountain. Taz will come back. Matt: Sarge is still staring at Heenan, but who else is he staring at there? Jon: It looks like the Undertaker and the Heart-Breakers are making their way to ringside! Sarge is looking down at them, but they just take a station near one of the other corners of the ring. What could they be here for? Matt: Jericho with a chop, and a flying sunset flip! Oh no! They both knocked into referee Ron Nord! He's out! Jon: Serves him right for getting in the way of two people who want to kill each other. Matt: Taz shoves Jericho off. Another enzuigiri by Jericho... he's flying high tonight. Another chop, trying to push Taz back. Grabs Taz, but Taz just shoves him off! Jon: Looks like Nord's waking up. Too bad, I wish he'd just stay out of this and let Taz beat on that pansy Jericho. Matt: Taz whips Jericho into the ropes... elbow to Jericho's face! Taz with a Tiger suplex! Taz kicking Jericho in the head while he's down! Jon: Good. Maybe now we'll see the Human Suplex Machine in action! Matt: Look! More company coming. It's Kyle Jeracka, with Fonzie! Look at him blowing that whistle at the fans. Jon: Fonzie's got a bone to pick with Goddard... he's probably just bring Kyle down to look at some competition. Matt: Taz misses with a diving shoulderblock, Jericho ducking underneath. Jericho in position, leaps into another flying sunset flip! Ron Nord quick on the count! One! Two! Kickout! Jon: Yeah, he was counting pretty quick too... I think he's biased for Jericho. You know, Jericho won the Cruiserweight title off of "Jackhammer" Jesse Johnson when he was known as "The Jet"... there was a little confusion there with the referee seeming to continue the match after Jesse won... Eric Clark seemed to act like he was paid off. But by who? Nobody's ever found out, and nothing's been proved since then. Matt: I'm sure it wasn't Jericho... although with his new-found attitude, I'm beginning to wonder. But back to the match! Jericho with a bodyslam, and he's going for a suplex, no, Taz just reversed into a standing wristlock. Jericho flips out of it. Whips Taz at the ropes, goes for a backdrop. No! Taz kicks him! Jon: You can't make a mistake like that against Taz. Put your head down, and be thankful you only got a kick in the head... Ouch! Look out! Matt: Taz scraping Jericho's face along the cage... hiptoss to the floor! Taz pounces and puts him in an armbar... Jericho finally reaches the ropes. Taz throws Jericho into the ropes-- no, reversal by Jericho. Ducks under Taz's attempted clothesline, and Taz misses again with an elbow! Jericho kicks him in the lower breadbasket region! Slips behind Taz and takes him down with a back suplex! Jon: That Jericho fights like a low down dirty son of a-- Matt: He's trying to wrestle! Jericho whips Taz into the ropes-- Taz bumps into the cage! Jericho follows in with a clothesline! Spin kick and Jericho's going for the pin! One! TWO!! Jon: Shoulder's up! Taz isn't finished, and neither is this matchup, Fountain! Matt: Jericho nails Taz with a dropkick! Jericho with a lariat-- no! Taz just ducked underneath that, took him down with a single-leg takedown into a leg lock! Jon: Taz's mat saavy will nail you, if you take too many risks like Jericho did. You can jump around all you want, but when Taz gets you, you're going hurt, with one of his many holds... or even worse, lose conciousness... when he slaps on that brutal Tazmission. Matt: Jericho finally gets out of that hold by reaching the ropes, but can he recover? Jon: He shoulda just tapped out, if he knew what was best for him. Matt: Jericho's got a lot more spirit than that. He'd probably have to be unconcious before he gave up. Jon: That can be arranged. Matt: Jericho blocks a slap and throws Taz into the turnbuckle. He charges in... nobody home! Taz rakes Jericho's face across the cage! Holy! Jericho's busted wide open! Blood is everywhere! Jon: HA HAH! I LOVE IT! Matt: Taz with a front facelock now, hoping to wear Jericho down... Jericho powers his way to the ropes. Admit it Jon, this kid's got a lot of heart. A "Lionheart", if you will. Jon: I admit nothing. Except that Jericho is a bleeder. There's nowhere for him to run now. He can't duck this challenge! And he's not on the outside, ready to hit Taz with his belt. Jericho jumps in on matches as much as he complains people do to him! Matt: Taz throws Jericho against the ropes now... Shoulderblock by Jericho! A kick to the midsection! Taz receives some of his own medicine as Jericho scrapes his face across the cage! Jericho to the ropes... ASAI MOONSAULT! Forgetaboutit! One! TWO! THREE!!! Jon: No, you're losing it. That was just a two count, Fountain! Look, Taz just nailed him with a short clothesline, did you miss that too? Matt: No I didn't. And there's Taz with a kick to the thigh! A slap to the face, and Taz is being ruthless with that cut that Jericho has. Taz whips Jericho into the ropes... Jericho misses with a lariat! Jon: There must be some blood in Jericho's eyes. His vision must be affected. WHOA! NORTHERN LIGHTS TAZPLEX! This one's done! One! TWO!! No! Matt: Jericho kicked out of that one. Taz kicks him in the head and Jericho goes down again! Taz bounces off the ropes, misses with a clothesline! Second clothesline hits! Taz is going for the pin! One! TWO!! Ron Nord stops the count, seeing Jericho's foot on the ropes. Good awareness from the referee! Jon: He STILL needs glasses, Fountain. If it was Taz, he probably wouldn't have noticed. Matt: Taz with a headscissor submission, but Jericho pushes his legs away. Jericho throws him to the ropes, but Taz reverses... Taz misses a kick. Misses an elbow. Taz hits with a second elbow! Grinds Jericho's face along the cage again! Jon: Taz is a ruthless son of a bitch, ain't he? Ah well, he promised he'd give Jericho a beating. It's almost poetry in motion to see the "Human Suplex Machine" at work. Matt: Taz with a takeover suplex now... whips Jericho into the turnbuckle. Taz charges in... and Jericho moves out of the way! Bounces off the ropes and a HUGE spinning leg lariat by Jericho! Scoops up Taz for a sla-- no! Small package by Taz! One! TWO!!-- Jericho reverses it into a small package of his own! One! TWO!! A kick out by Taz! Jon: Both fighters have some energy left, but this is turning out to be one gruelling match. I'll be honest, I didn't expect Jericho to take this much punishment... Matt: Jericho with a bodyslam. Whips Taz to the ropes... shoulderblock by Taz! Hiptoss by Taz! Fireman's carry by Taz! Cover and a count... One! TWO!! Another kickout by Jericho! He refuses to give up. Jon: He's got more guts than brains. Matt: He's got heart, Jon. Taz kicks him in the thigh again, trying to make Jericho lose some mobility. Taz with a bodyslam, and now with an armlock leglock submission! Jon: Jericho looks like a pretzel out there! Matt: Unbelievable! Jericho got out of that some how! He whips Taz into the turnbuckle... Taz lifts his leg and Jericho gets hit! Fireman's carry by Taz now. Taz with a Tiger suplex, but no! Jericho kicks back with another low blow! Taz is down! Jericho with a reverse neckbreaker! A spinning leg lariat-- Taz ducks underneath! Taz with a kick to the head! A roundhouse right hand! Another kick to the head, and Taz grinds his face across the cage again! The cage bars are slicked with Jericho's blood! Jon: They'd better clean that off after the match. It'll get sticky. Matt: Taz with an armdrag takedown, and he's going for the pin again. Jon: This one should be called before Jericho gets too hurt. One! TWO!! His shoulder's up! I can't believe this! Jericho may have kicked out, but he's bleeding profusely now. Matt: And Taz pours it on with a forearm smash... a diving shoulderblock and another count! One! TWO!! A kick out again! And now Jericho with an enzuigiri! A flying legdrop by Jericho! He picks him up, and drags Taz's face across the cage! Taz is busted wide open too! Jericho with a spinning leg lariat! Another! Jericho is mounting a comeback here! Jon: You spoke too soon! Jericho just got clotheslined after he whipped Taz into the ropes. Matt: But Taz is bleeding like hell. Taz tries a bodyslam but Jericho DDT's him instead! Jericho places Taz on the buckle, but Taz shoves him off with a forearm! As Taz comes down, Jericho jumps up and gives him a rana! He's hooking the legs! One! Jon: Kick out! Taz didn't even bother waiting for a two there. He's still got a ton of energy, Fountain. Matt: I don't think so, Jon. Both wrestlers must be extremely tired after this gruelling match up. Jericho with an Irish whip, but Taz reverses! Jericho bumps into Nord, and Nord is out for the second time tonight! Jon: I don't think he should even be in the ring. Let these two beat the hell out of each other. Matt: Taz runs into the corner, but Jericho moves out of the way! Jericho picks him up now, but Taz kicks him away and hops off the turnbuckle. Jericho with a single leg takedown... Jon: Jericho should stick with his high flying maneuvers, and leave the real wrestling to Taz. And look, Nord's finally up again. Matt: Looks like Jericho took your advice. A drop kick! A spin kick! Jericho with an Irish whip, but taz reverses again... Big clothesline by Taz! Jericho's gushing now! Taz grabs him and executes a takeover suplex! Another Northern Lights Suplex! One! TWO!! Kick out by Jericho! Jon: He just doesn't know when to stay down. He's making Taz a very happy man. Matt: Taz with a kick to the head, and he's going for the pin again! One! TWO!! Jericho's foot is on the ropes again! Taz picking him up, and an armdrag takedown. Rakes Jericho's face on the cage! Jon: I think he missed a spot. It's still blue over there. Matt: You're a sick, sick man, Jon. And in case you haven't noticed, Taz is bleeding like a faucet himself. Taz with a kick in the midsection, and a roundhouse right to the head! Another kick to the midsection! Taz whips Jericho into the ropes-- no, a reversal by Jericho! Jericho spins around Taz... back supl-- Taz spins around Jericho! Tiger su-- Oww! Another backward kick to the nuts by Jericho! Jericho tries a Dragon suplex, but Taz powers out again, turns around and gives him a forearm smash! Jon: This is real wrestling right here, with reversals and smart thinking by both wrestlers. You can see the traditional training that Taz has here... Jericho has trouble keeping up. Matt: Taz with a waistlock, but Jericho gives him an elbowsmash for his efforts. While Taz is stunned, Jericho grabs Taz's head and scrapes it against the cage! Jericho bounces off the ropes and OOOH! BIG CLOTHESLINE BY TAZ! Taz winds up, but Jericho blocks! Jericho with a kick, but Taz blocks! Blood is everywhere! Taz with a German suplex, and Jericho bumps into Nord! He is out again! Jon: That Nord sure can't take a hit... Matt: With no referee to count, Taz lets go of the bridge and gets up. Taz with a legsweep! A diving shoulderblock, and oh no! Jericho just poked Taz in the eyes! Jericho is climbing the ropes! This could be a Lionsault folks! If he hits this one it's over! WHAT THE!? Kyle Jeracka jumped up the cage! He's grabbing Jericho! They're both fighting with each other through the cage! TAZ IS UP! He sees Jericho! He's jumping up the turnbuckle! TAZMISSION! HE'S GOT THE TAZMISSION ON! THEY BOTH FELL DOWN ON THE MAT! HE'S STILL GOT IT CINCHED IN! KYLE JERACKA JUST JUMPED DOWN! RON NORD IS UP!!! JERICHO JUST SUBMITTED!!! NORD IS CALLING THE MATCH!!! TAZ IS THE NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! TAZ IS THE NEW CHAMPION! Jon: Believe it, Fountain! I knew Taz was gonna win, with or without help of anyone! I'm glad he won! Taz will be a REAL champion! Matt: They've let the cage open... and I'm just glad the wrestlers at ringside have kept the interference to a minimum. Jon: You spoke too soon. Look who's coming to ringside! It's the Dark Horses! Matt: Look! The ringside is packed! They're lining up to get in that cage! Kyle's in first! Taz and Jericho are just lying in the cage, drained... the match took a hell of a lot out of them! OH NO! Kyle just picked up Jericho and gave him a vicious Tiger Bomb! He's walking out... Jon: What?! He just slapped Taz! Taz is fighting with Kyle Jeracka! Sarge is going nuts outside! Satan's Little Helpers just jumped out of the Kult section! So did Shaolin Dynamite! Sarge is entering the cage... Matt: NO! Undertaker just pulled Sarge back! They're punching the crap out of each other! SLH and Shaolin running over to help... The Heartbreakers just tackled them! It's chaos out there! Everyone is brawling on the floor! Jon: COURT-MARTIAL!!! Sargeant Scott's got it on the Undertaker! Whoa! Matt: Undertaker's feet were near the cage, and he just kicked off it! Both of them fell to the ground, off balance! Jon: TAZ WITH A T-BONE TAZPLEX!!! Taz trying to put on the Tazmission! Kyle elbowed out of it! He's the fresher man, by far! Matt: The Heart-Breakers have Satan Machine! Bret's got him in the waistlock, he's waiting for the superkick! Jon: Screamin' Demon just tackled Shawn Michaels! Sarge and Undertaker just getting up! Shaolin runs up to the 'Taker and SUPERFLY T.N.T.!!! Matt: Well, while they're fighting outside, what kind of punishment is Jericho receiving here?! Jon: Look at the Dark Horses! They're on the ropes! Saviour is wisely backing off on Jericho. SPLASH BY ABDULLAH!!! SPLASH BY MABEL!!! Jericho hasn't moved! I think he's DEAD!!! Matt: Taz just slumps to the floor! WOW!!! And in comes Warlord... and he nails Jeracka from behind with a big knee to the back. Jon: Screamin' Demon just gave Bret Hart the Devil's Advocate! He ran up the damned cage! Matt: And Shawn Michaels just gave Satan Machine a superkick! Jon: HOLY! Undertaker just caught Shaolin Dynamite in mid-air and CHOKESLAMMED HIM THROUGH A TABLE! Sarge tackles Undertaker now... Matt: WHERE THE HELL IS SECURITY!?! Jon: What for? They couldn't tear these people apart if their lives depended on it! But, for what it's worth, here they come now! [Security comes down to ringside... they look confused/scared.] Matt: More splashes by the Dark Horses! Warlord and Kyle Jeracka are smashing each other into the cage! Undertaker and Sargeant Scott on the ground! Shaolin Dynamite just beat the crap out of a table! Satan Machine is out! Bret Hart is out! Screamin' Demon and Shawn Michaels are just punching each other! [One security guy calls on his walkie talkie.] Jon: I wonder who they're calling? [Jobbers come out... Lance Dewlock, "Super" Mario, and others can be seen. They look scared. The security guy points to the fight and tells the jobbers something. Their eyes widen.] Matt: What's happening? [The jobbers come down and try to separate everyone...] Jon: Everyone just stopped and looked at the jobbers... everyone just started beating on the jobbers! Security is pushing them off to the dressing rooms now! Good plan, security guy! Using the jobbers as decoys was a brilliant diversionary tactic! Matt: Security is carrying off the unconcious... EMTs are coming in now... Jon: They'd better bring a spatula with them. Matt: It looks bad... Jericho hasn't moved since the end of the match. The crowd doesn't know what to do. They've got Jericho on the stretcher now, and they're carting him off... Jon: So Fountain, what's next on the card? Fountain: <shuffles some papers around...> It looks like it is going to be the much anticipated Steel Cage Submission Challenge matchup between newcomer El Diablo and recently returning Sgt. Andrew Scott. This is going to be a very interesting matchup... Shamus: Yea, if you like watching Mexicans getting the taco sauce knocked out of them... Scott is the best wrestler to ever enter the WCWF and he is going to prove it tonight by beating burrito breath El Diablo. Don't forget, you'll be able to talk to Andrew about how he destroyed El Diablo on my first Real Audio show on the internet, that's RA is WAR... don't you forget it! Fountain: Let's go backstage where Colligan supposedly has some sort of report on Sgt. Andrew Scott? [Cuts backstage.] (The camera shows Bob Colligan backstage at the Corestates Spectrum, he looks at the camera with a stupid look on his face and begins to speak.) Colligan: "Ladies and Gentleman, I'm pleased to announce, I've been able to get an interview with Sgt. Andrew Scott just minutes before his match with El Diablo. It's a great privaledge for someo-" (Colligan gets cut off as Sgt. Scott runs on camera and hits him with the Running Forearm Smash, sending Colligan into a pile of cardboard boxes in the backround, Sgt. Scott walks over and picks up the microphone and begins to speak.) Sgt. Scott: "Ok, first of all, I said I'd talk, fuck Colligan, he wants to ask me a question he can do it at WCWF RA is War with Special guest.. me. Now, enough of that shit, on to my match, El Diablo, I know who the fuck you are, I don't know why you thought you could hide your identity from me, but it's not like it fuckin' matters, you could be Aldo Montoya, Salman Rushdie, or even fuckin' Jake Roberts for all I care, I'm gonna  fuck you up so bad the next WCWF Pay Per View ain't gonna be carried in all fifty states.  Enough of this bullshit, someone wake that putz up and give him back his microphone, and uhhh, I may have broke his jaw, so you might wanna get him so ice or something..." (Sgt. Scott drops the microphone and walks away.) [Cuts back to the announcers table.] Shamus: I can't wait till RA is WAR.. Andrew Scott just kicks too much ass... Seifret: Ladies and Gentlemen, our next matchup, scheduled for one fall, is a special Submission Match, and it will take place inside of a STEEL CAGE! Introducing first� <El Diablo's music comes on> Seifret: From South of the Border, weighting in tonight, at 311 pounds, here is, EL DIABLO!!!! <El Diablo comes down to the ring, getting basically no reaction at all> Fountain: Hmm, Diablo looks as if he gained a few pounds for this matchup� Shamus: Doesn't look a lot like when we last saw him... musta been that rigorous training regimine he went through. <Diablo reaches the cage door, when the crowd suddenly gets to its feet and starts looking towards the entrance way.> Fountain: HERE COMES SGT. ANDREW SCOTT! He's racing down the aisle, and he attacks Diablo from behind! He's stomping away on him.. Shamus: Look at those boots he's got on, nice fashion statement. Fountain: Those don't look like ordinary wrestling boots to me Shamus. Shamus: Good observation Sherlock. Fountain: And Scott is nailing Diablo with those Army boots on the outside of the cage. The Sarge tosses Diablo into the ring. He seems eager to get this thing going. Shamus: I don't blame him. That dumb mexican�. Fountain: Watch what you say�we're broadcasting all over the world, including to our neighbors to the south. Shamus: And how many of those morons can afford it? Fountain: Sarge is stomping down on Diablo now, and now pointing towards his throat�what's this? HE JUST MISTED HIM IN THE FACE! Sarge blew green mist into Diablo's face!! Amazing! Shamus: Scott sure came prepared tonight Fountain. Fountain: The door to the cage isn't closed yet�I wonder if this match has officially started or not? Shamus: Who cares!? Sarge is beating the snot outta him! Fountain: Andrew Scott going to work on Diablo, just beating him all around the ring. He has no mercy� <All of a sudden, Diablo's music comes on over the PA again, and out from the back comes another El Diablo!!? He walks down to the ring, with a contract in his hands and stands outside the ring.> Fountain: What the hell is going on?! Sgt. Scott has stopped beating up Diablo in the ring, and he is now looking at the Diablo on the OUTside of the ring. <WCWF President Donald Goddard makes his way down to ringside and grabs a microphone from William Seifret.> Goddard: It appears there has been some confusion, that isn't El Diablo, or at least not the one that signed the contract. We've apparently got two El Diablo here, and we need to know which one is legit. The man standing next to me claims to be the real one, and should be participating in this match. But, I only know of one way to prove you're the real El Diablo. I know who you are under that mask. To wrestle in this mask, you've got to remove the mask. <The Diablo outside the ring takes the mic from Goddard> El Diablo (outside of the ring): (In spanish accent) I have no idea who that is in the ring, but I am the true El Diablo. Sgt. Scott, I'm taking off my mask. And I've got (Then he drops the acccent, and begins to speak with an American accent) A damn good idea that this is gonna shock the world. <El Diablo outside of the ring then removes his mask to reveal he is... INFERNO! The crowd goes nuts. The old El Diablo gets thrown out of thehcage by Sargent Scott, and Inferno enters the cage> Fountain: IT'S INFERNO!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! Shamus: Oh no. Not him again. I'd rather have a Mexican. Fountain: And Inferno charges into the cage! <Ding Ding Ding Ding> Fountain: There's a bell?! I guess we are officially underway here. Inferno charges at the Sarge and nails him with a short clothesline! He drops a knee onto him. He grabs the Sarge and whips him to the ride, he greets the Sarge with a kick to the midsection, and he throws him into the steel cage! Inferno has Scott at his mercy! Shamus: No fair! Inferno cheated! Fountain: Inferno is working over Sgt. Scott now.. <The Fans look over towards the entrance way once again> Fountain: It's Mr. Perfect! <Mr. Perfect walks down to the ring, wearing his black suit with his glasses in his breast pocket> Shamus: Looks like he's coming over here.. <Mr. Perfect grabs a headset and pulls up a chair next to Fountain> Perfect: Hello Gentlemen� Fountain: Welcome to the broadcast area Curt� Perfect: That's Mr. Perfect to you� Shamus: Ooh! Did you see that? Sgt. Scott just crushed Inferno in the skull with a vicious running forearm! That had to take a lot out of Inferno. Fountain: Mr. Perfect, what brings you down to ringside? Meanwhile, both men down after that RFS, and Taz is reaching underneath the ring� <Taz reaches down and pulls out a pair of handcuffs and a black baseball bat, and he slides them in between the bars of the cage.> Fountain: Uh oh, this means trouble for Inferno. Anything goes inside of a steel cage, and Sarge and Taz have capitalized on it. Perfect: Normally, I don't approve of cheating, but when it's Inferno on the receiving end, I'm all for it. That lousy moron stole my angle. You guys remember the Masked Marvel? El Diablo was just a cheap rip off. Fountain: Sarge has gotten over to the bat. He's got it now! And he nails NO! Inferno dodged it, and he takes him down with a vicious clothesline. Inferno's got the bat! He nails Scott with it! And again! He's beating him all over the ring! Perfect: Inferno was swinging for the fences there. I must admit, that was a smart move, but it wasn't PERFECT. Shamus: Inferno feels right at home with a bat in his hands, I hear he's an expert working with wood. Fountain: Oh come on Shamus! That's ridiculous! Inferno swings again, but Sarge nails him with a punch! Shamus: That wasn't an ordinary punch, he had those cuffs around his knuckles. That's like getting hit by a mack truck. Fountain: And now the Sarge is in control. A nice Belly-To-Belly suplex by the former champion. They've really had it out with each other. Remember, it's a submission match. Perfect: And it looks like the Sarge is going for his move� Fountain: Yes indeed, he's going for the COURT MARTIAL!! Perfect: If he gets him in this it'll be all over� Fountain: He goes to lift him up�NO! OH MY! Inferno hit a headbutt to the um� Shamus: BALLS� Fountain: Yeah. And now Infeno hits a Jack-Knife! And he locks on a half boston crab! Shamus: He's going for the win. Come on Sarge! Fountain: Scott breaks the hold. They are slugging it out. Inferno grabs the bat and hits Sgt. Scott in the knee. He's got a gameplan now. He's wearing him down for the Ring of Fire. An elbow drop onto the leg of the Sarge. And Inferno is signalling for it! Ring of Fire!! Ring of Fire!! Sarge better find a way to escape now, or it's over. Shamus: No kidding Fountain� Perfect: Look at that! Fountain: Taz poked a bat through the bars of the cage and he nailed Inferno right in the head. Inferno breaks the hold. Inferno gets to his feet, and he nails a DDT on Scott. He throws Sarge to the ropes now, Scott ducks a clothesline, comes back, nails the Running Forearm!!! Perfect: That really stunned him Fountain. Fountain: Sarge grabs him, and nails a butterfly suplex! He drops a leg on Inferno� He's calling for it!! He's got him up! Shamus: COURT MARTIAL!!! COURT MARTIAL!!! Fountain: Inferno gave it up!! He tapped!! It's over!! Perfect: Excuse me for a second� <Perfect leaves the broadcast area and heads towards the ring.> Fountain: Sarge won't break the hold! <crowd starts looking towards the entrance> Now what?! <The Hart Breakers, Undertaker, Dark Horses, and the Savior are coming to the ring> Fountain: Here come the Darkside! Meanwhile, Sargent Scott just dumped Inferno in the corner, and he has gotten a flag from Taz! We've seen this before� Shamus: That's the old Revolution Flag! Fountain: Mr. Perfect is entering the cage, while Scott drapes the flag over Inferno. He's got a lighter in his hands! Mr. Perfect goes over to Inferno!?! Perfect is trying to help him up and he kicks Inferno in the gut! Wait a minute.... he's interfering with the Sarge's plans! AND SARGE NAILS him with a lariat! I guess he wants no one interfering here! Sarge is stomping Mr. Perfect. Look out from Behind!!! Inferno kicks Sarge low from behind!!! Taz enters the cage and he's going after Mr. Perfect! Inferno leaves the cage, and the Darkside is attacking him!! Shamus: This is crazy! Fountain: Inferno's got that bat!!! He's fighting off the Darkside!! Security is breaking them up! The Darkside is being restrained from going after Inferno. On the inside, Mr. Perfect and Taz are going at it. Mr. Perfect knocks Taz into the corner. SGT. SCOTT is up! He's stalking Mr. P from behind! Perfect turns and see's him! PERFECT PLEX! He plexed Sarge! Shamus: SARGE GETS UP!!! Fountain: Perfect is gloating! He doesn't know that Sgt. Scott is behind him! That move had NO effect on him! Sarge taps him on the shoulder, Perfect turns�.WHAM!! What a right hand! And now Taz is in on it. They are beating him senseless! Shamus: Haha! Senseless violence is great! Fountain: Sarge puts him up in the Court-Martial!! Taz is punching him while he's up in the Court-Martial! <crowd is going nuts at this point> Fountain: And they drop him now, and Sarge leaves the ring victoriously! Shamus: This is a historic night in WCWF history... I may have to say that this is the greatest pay per view ever. Fountain: For once... I think I agree with you.. but we've still got two big matches here tonight... Shamus: We're down to two matches left here tonight, of course the big main event between Vader and The Giant for the World Title, and this next match, Kyle Jeracka vs Brandon Simpson. Fountain: This match was one of the first to be signed for this pay per view, these two men have wanted to get at each other since Monarch of the Mat, in which Brandon Simpson attack Kyle Jeracka after his match. Shamus: These two men have an intense hatred for each other, and it goes back a long time, before they were in WCWF, I guarantee, this will be a violent match, but I can't guarantee it will end their fued. Fountain: It's almost time, the ring area has be cleared... so we'll get down to the ring. ("Hey Man, Nice Shot" by Filter blares out over the PA system, and Kyle Jeracka along with Bill Alfonso and Missy Hyatt make thier way down the the ring.) Seifert: Coming down to the ring, standing 7 feet tall, weighing in at 333 pounds from Seattle, Washington, this is 'The Extreme Superstar' Kyle Jeracka, Mr. Bill Alfonso and the lovely Missy Hyatt!! Shamus: That damn whistle is annoying me already, I hope Simpson shuts him up. Fountain: It doesn't seem to bother Missy Hyatt at all, maybe if you get a whistle like Fonzie, you be able to get women like that. Shamus: I don't need a whistle to get women, you (mumble mumble) Fountain: What was that Jon? Shamus: Nothing, nothing at all. (Gutless by Hole plays over the PA system and Brandon Simpson along with the Dominators begin walking down to the ring.) Announcer: And now, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Barbourville,Kentucky...here is 'The Punisher' Brandon Simpson along with the Dominators. Fountain: Both men now in the cage and referee Eric Clark is locking the cage door, this should be a great match. Shamus: It really should be, and thanks to the cage, it will just be these two men, one on one. And the matches are always better when the guys hate each other. Fountain: Kyle Jeracka suddentl attacking Brandson Simpson while Eric Clark was searching Simpson for weapons. Jeracka unloading on Simpson with hard right hands, and he smashes Simpson face first into the cage. Shamus: The element of surprise helping Jeracka get the advantage there, and I think he's managed to bust Simpson open. Fountain: Jeracka and Simpson brawling back and forth, Simpson is busted open. Simpson hits with a hard right that staggers Jeracka, and he follows up with a jawbreaker. Simpson with a legsweep as Jeracka was getting abck to his feet. Shamus: Jeracka's gotta try to end this one quickly, he can't let this match go 15-20 minutes or else I think he'll end up in that figuer four leglock. Fountain: Simpson going for a spinning power bomb, but Jeracka takes him over with a spinning head scissors, Jeracka catches him with a short lariat, goes for the cover. (Eric Clark gives a two and a half) Shamus: Jeracka's got the right idea, try to catch Simpson early, try to win this one quick, he'll ave later chances to do damage to Simpson, right now, he's gotta win the match. Fountain: Simpson begging Jeracka now, but Jeracka unloads a dropkick to the knee, Jeracka now going up the turnbuckles, stops at the second one, and hits an elbowdrop on Simpson. He's going back up top now, but Simpson catches him and throws Jeracka off the turnbuckle. Shamus: Jeracka landed in between the ropes and the cage, he's gotta get outta there quickly! Fountain: Simpson off the far ropes, and he nails Jeracka with a drop kick, smashing his body into the cage, and I think that cut him open. Simpson pulling Jeracka to his feet, and unloading a hard right to his jaw. Jeracka is still stunned from being dropkicked into the cage, and Simpson is pounding away on him. Shamus: Simpson really taking it to Jeracka now, both these men are badly bleeding, and both have sustained a lot of damage already. Simpson with another right hand, another, and Jeracka ducked, Simpson nailed the steel! Fountain: Brandon Simpson is holding that right hand, he unloaded a huge roundhouse right, but Jeracka saw it coming and ducked. Jeracka with a belly-to-back suplex, now a belly-to-belly, and he goes for the cover. (Eric Clark gives a two count.) Fountain: Jeracka pulls Simpson to his feet and launches him back into the cage, and he's grinding Simpson's face in. Jeracka with a bodyslam, and now another. He sends Simpson into the ropes, hits hi with a back elbow. Shamus: Jeracka is starting to pull away, Simpson's been hit with alot of damaging moves here, and I don't think he has much left, but don't get me wrong, he could still win this thing. Fountain: Kyle Jeracka with a single-leg takedown, and he pounds away on Simpson. He sends Simpson into the cage again, and begins to bash his face into the steal bars, this is getting extremly violent. Shamus: Yeah, but the violence is all one sided. Jeracka is VIOLENTY kicking Simpson's ass. Fountain: Jeracka with a belly to back suplex, and now a hard DDT. Jeracka decides not to go for the covered and instead continues to pound away at Simpson with lefts and rights. Shamus: I'll bet Simpson is regretting jumping Jeracka at Monarch of the Mat, no matter how good they got him there, Jeracka is taking to to Simpson, and Simpson just doesn't seem to be able to fight back at all. Fountain: Jeracka now with a chokehold, Eric Clark breaks it, but Jeracka puts it right back on. Clark breaks it again and is now warning Jeracka. Shamus: That's just pure stupidity, Jeracka has the match won, but he risks a disqualification by choking Simpson. Fountain: Jeracka now walking over to Simpson, but Simpson goes downstairs, and Jeracka is down. Simpson begins to pound on Jeracka now, he appears to have gotten a second wind out of nowhere!! Shamus: This is what I said earlier, Jeracka has to beat Simpson quickly, he can't afford to let this match go on forever, and it's costing him now. Fountain: Simpson with a bulldog headlock, a hard kick to the thigh, and he drops the elbow on Jeracka. Simpson with a 'Whooo' for the crowd. Simpson pulls Jeracka up by his hair and smashes his face into the cage. Shamus: This could be one of the greatest comebacks ever, a bloody Brandon Simpson pounding away on Kyle Jeracka, after taking 7 minutes of intense punishment. Fountain: Simpson with an atomic drop, and now he takes Jeracka down with a running lariat. SIMPSON'S GOING FOR THE FIGURE FOUR!!! He's got Jeracka's legs up, and- (The arena lights suddenly black out completely.) Fountain: What the? The lights have gone out here in the Corestates Spectrum!! Shamus: Gee, do ya think so? The WCWF needs to hire a better guy to work the lights... (The lights come back on and Bill Alfonso is holding a chair in front of Brandon Simpson's face, Rob Van Dam is in the ring, and he nails Simpson with the VanDaminator.) Fountain: THAT'S ROB VAN DAM!! And he just almost took Brandon Simpson's head off with the VanDaminator!! Rob Van Dam is in the WCWF, and apparently he doesn't like Brandon Simpson, either that or he does like Kyle Jeracka. Shamus: Brandon Simpson is out COLD, look at that chair, you can see his face clearly in the indentation on it!! Here come the Dominators, but Van Dam is trying to hold the door closed. Fountain: Jeracka back to his feet and hits the Tiger Bomb on Brandon Simpson, he goes for the cover. (Eric Clark gives the three count.) Fountain: Kyle Jeracka is your winner, and here are the Dominators, Van Dam out the door quickly, Jeracka makes it out the door, but Cash grabs a hold of Fonzie! This can't be good, wait, Fonzie goes downstair with a knee, Cash is hurt, Fonzie crawls through the legs of Madison and Jeracka pulls him outta the cage, Van Dam, Missy Hyatt, Bill Alfonso and Kyle Jeracka are getting outta here. Shamus: Wait, who's this, it's Thunderman...Van Dam was looking over his shoulder and bumped right into him, Van Dam quickly continues back to the locker room though, now the question is what is Thunderman here for. Fountain: There have been rumors of Thunderman joining the Assasins. maybe this will shed some light on it. Thunderman climbing in the ring, and Madison just pulled out a cattle prod!! Simpson quickly tells him to back off though. Shamus: Thunderman walks right in the cage and extends his hand to Simpson, it looks like he is the newest member if the Assasins, Simpson manages to crack a smile through at that blood. Fountain: Simpson takes Thundermans hand, and what's this?!? THUNDERBOMB!! Thunderman just nailed Simpson with the Thunderbomb!! He's out!! Now Madison and Cash rushing him, Madison goes for him with the cattle prod, he misses and nails Cash!! Thunderman leaves the cage! Shamus: Not a good day for the Assasins, Simpson got beat by Jeracka, Tiger Bombed VanDaminatored and Thunderbombed. And Cash got put out by his tag team partner Madison and his cattle prod, not a good day at all... Fountain: It looks like we are ready to dig into this Main Event matchup between The Giant and Vader for the WCWF World Heavyweight Title.... Shamus: Dig in? What the hell is it... a bowl of ice cream? Just stick to calling the match Fountain... you couldn't come up with any catchy phrases if your job depended on it. Fountain : As I was saying.... the WCWF has put up a very good stand against the NWO tonight... and if Vader does not win the WCWF World Heavyweigh Title... the New World Order will have ZERO belts in their possession for the first time since they formed! Shamus: It's probably going to happen too... The Giant has been destroying his opponents left and right... but we never know what the NWO is up to... they may actually have a plan to win this match. Fountian: If the WCWF sticks together like they have been... we should have nothing to worry about... Shamus: We? I don't give a damn who has it... they just get the opportunity to lose to Scott in due time. Fountain: That could be.... [The New World Order theme blares out on the PA system as black and white spotlights shine all over the place... there is an explosion at the entryway and Vader comes out accompanied by the Crow, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and Ahmed Johnson. Jason Aaron accompanies them with his signature cane.] Fountain: Vader looks ready tonight... he looks like he is in the best shape of his career here as he comes down the aisle... Shamus: All he's doing is walking... besides, Vader has blown his shot at the WCWF World title before... who is to say that he won't do that again... Fountain: Well, Vader steps into the cage now... they had to make the door especially big just for this match.... that's why the door has made everyone else who stepped into it all night so small. Shamus: Let's get this damn thing started already.... [A loud gong is heard over the PA suddenly, and then nothing but evil laughing is heard over a bass line on the PA system. Green fog pours out of the entryway as the Giant towers out in his all black wrestling uniform.] Shamus: The Giant is looking pissed off here tonight.... when doesn't he though? [The Giant raises his right hand high into the air and yells before making his way down to ringside. He is unaccompanied.] Fountain: This is strange... where is the Darkside? Shamus: We haven't seen the Giant with any of them all night... who knows? Fountain: Something is up here folks... and the Giant enters the ring now... and the door is closed! These two men are completely enclosed in a steel cage surrounding a double ring.... and there's the bell. [Bell sounds.] Fountain: There is the bell and these two men are face to face in the center of the ring... and Vader just clobbered The Giant with a right hand square to the face! The Giant stumbles back and Vader closes in quickly.... swinging punches to the head of the Giant here... and the Giant is trying to get away from the flying fists! Shamus: Vader runs to the opposite ropes... that was a dumb move.. He should have stayed on the Giant.. He had him caught by surprise. Fountain: Vader coming towards the Giant and a clothesline attempt from The Giant ducked... and turns around now... Vader with a boot to the midsection... and uses the ropes for momentum to knock him down with a clothesline! Look at Vader showboat by flashing the �4 life' hand signal to his NWO stable members on the outside of the ring. Shamus: He better keep his attention on the Giant if he wants to win this matchup... Fountain: Vader dropping back to those ropes once again... and steps over the Giant, who gets up.... Vader coming back and The Giant with a BIG boot to the face... Vader is stunned and The Giant closes in with a big chop that sends Vader to the mat! Shamus: What a chop by The Giant.... jesus. Fountain: The Giant walks over and grabs Vader by the mask... looks like he's gonna attempt a bo- no! Vader pulls the strap on the Giant's outfit and sends him right into the cage! That had to hurt the Giant's head! Shamus: That was a savage manuever by the man they call Vader there... Fountain: Vader to his feet again, and The Giant should have known he'd need more than a chop to put Vader down for a bodyslam. Vader coming over to the Giant who has proped himself on the turnbuckle face first after that hit... and Vader kicks him in the back! Vader spins him around... belly-to-belly suplex! Unbelievable! Shamus: Vader just lifted the Giant up off his feet and belly to bellied him... that was impressive... but he'd never be able to do it over his head. Fountain: I think that would be impossible... but here is Vader going to work on The Giant now... sends him for the ride, and the Giant ducks a clothesline comes back and Vader with a clothesline that knocks the Giant back. Vader with more swinging fists to the head of the Giant, and he's just squashing his head in there. Shamus: What is this... a Peter McNeely fight? Come on Giant, don't let him do that to you! Oh god! Come on Giant! No! Get your ass in gear Giant..! Fountain: Vader with a big series of fists there... and now a big forearm smash from Vader. Wait... Wait a minute ladies and gentlemen... there's something going on backstage! We take you now to our LIVE cameras..." <<<<THe scene quickly cuts to the long hallway directly behind the curtained entrance way to ringside. Coming down this hallway are fourrmen with MURDER ON THEIR MINDS: ::THE SULTAN OF THE SUPLEX...  ...the one man wrecking crew known asn***TAZ***AA<<<TAZ is walking down the center of the hallway, his mind hellbent onbdestruction. His grim visage is hidden by his trademark blackrtowel...butwhis hands are swathed in the cold caress of STEEL. Heavy gauge steelachains are wrapped around his gnarled fists.>>> VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BULLDOG GRANDMA DOWN THE STEPS... ....the vicious juggernaut known as ***THE WARLORD*** <<<THE WARLORD stomps down he hallway in heavy combat boots. He pats a massive 2 X 4 in his hand. A large nail is pounded through one end offit.tHis face is a mask of hatred. His close cropped beard is stained darkacrimson...>>> and flanking this pair of maniac killers... THE UNDISPUTED MASTER OF THE MEGA-BAR... ....the hush-puupy eating sonofabitch known round the world as **** SATAN MACHINE**** <<<In typical ape-shit fashion, SATAN MACHINE is psyching himself up for some mayhem by beating his forehead bloody with a massive BASEBALL BAT. It is wrapped in electrical tape, and specks of crimson fly outward as it impacts MACHINE's thick skull. His eyes are protected from his own juicy outpourings by a thick pair of WELDER'S GOGGLES. He roars with each hit...praising FATHER SATAN's EMPIRE OF EVIL.>>> THE MAN YOUR MAMA WARNED YOU ABOUT... ....that dipstick dunking nun-fucker known as **** SCREAMIN' DEMON**** <<<SCREAMIN DEMON is decked out in his SUNDAY BEST: brand new ass kicking boots, and space-age flight suit to match. In his hands, he brandishes his chosen implement of TORTURE for this evening: a bejeweled KING's SCEPTER.>>> <<<These four men charge down the hallway towards the entrance to ringside. A hapless audio technician makes the mistake of getting in WARLORD'S way. He takes him down with a running SHOULDERBLOCK...not even pausing to finish him off. However, both SCREAMIN' DEMON and SATAN MACHINE make a concentrated effort to stomp on his balls as they pass.>>> Shamus: Uh ... oh ... it looks to me as if maybe the Guys Who Kill Stuff are now the Guys Who Kills Stuff with Satan's Little Helpers. Fountain: They are coming to the ringside area now no doubt... and who knows what this is all about... but when was the last time we had a clean match in the WCWF? Shamus: Quit stereotyping you prejudger.... Get back to the match... Fountain: Vader dropping an elbow on the fallen Giant now... and here come the four men down the aisle. They don't even look like they are wasting any time! They are charging right at the three men from the NWO down at ringside... and it's four on three here! Shamus: Who cares... they are just going to beat the hell out of each other the whole time... get back to the match... I'll let you know if anything important happens. Fountain: Vader pulls the Giant to his feet... sending him for the ride and follows it up with an avalanche onto the Giant! I think the Giant's head just hit the cage hard! And wait a minute... now what the hell is going on?!? Shamus: Someone just dropped down on top of the cage with a bunch of equipment! Who the hell is that? Fountain: I don't know but he is setting up some sort of shields around himself on top of the cage... meanwhile, Vader just slapped the Giant across the face hard... and then rammed his head right into that steel bar! Vader with more punches now.... Shamus: I want to know who that is up there.... it's got to be someone he kicks major ass... Fountain: I don't know... but I think a big clue will probably show soon... and wait... he's got some sort of cutting torch up there! Vader off the second buckle with a huge splash on the Giant.... and he could have this match won... and I think he's starting to notice some of the sparks up above as the cage is being cut open! Shamus: Vader covering in haste..... gets a one.... a two.... Fountain: The Giant kicks out.... Vader pulls him back up an elbows him in the head.... and Vader with a set of swinging punches now..... and applies a sleeperhold! Shamus: Wait a minute.... here comes the Undertaker down to ringside, and the Godwinns are with him... along with him is Yokozuna as well..... Fountain: The Undertaker is approaching the ring steps.. And he lifts his arms up! The lights just went out! Jesus... this is the last time we come here! They can't even keep the lights on for three hours straight! Shamus: Hey, blame that cheap ass Goddard for not paying the check..... Fountain: We don't know what is going on now..... but I'm sure we are going to find out once the lights come back on here..... Shamus: Dammit... [The lights come back on. Sgt. Andrew Scott is in the ring with his spiked bat and there is no longer anybody at the top of the ring. Satan Machine and Screamin' Demon are still brawling with the Wolfpack.... and Taz is standing guard at ringside. The Crow is climbing the cage on the outside... and in the ring as well is the Undertaker, The Godwinns, and Yokozuna. Vader is surrounded by Darkside members and Sgt. Andrew Scott.] Fountain: Oh jesus! Shamus: What the hell? This is going to ruin the main event... Sgt. Scott kick those guys ass!!! All of them! Fountain: The Crow is climbing up the side of the cage... and Shaolin Dynamite just appeared at the top of the cage... he just did a diving shot at the Crow and nailed him! Oh my god! This guy is suicidal! [A voice can be heard from up in the rafters.] Fountain: What the hell is it now? God? Inferno: Hello??? Is this thing on?? (Taps microphone) Is this thing on??? Well, well, well... We've got a regular party in the ring don't we?? I hate to crash it, but I want you're undivided attention for a second. First off, I know I didn't fool anyone, everyone knows the great one could never leave the WCWF. I learned a little lesson getting jumped by the nWo. Everyone is in here for themselves, you may hang with some other wrestlers, but you'd stab them in the back for a shot at that belt wouldn't you?? Well, let's get down to buisness... Right now, my record may not be the shiniest of all, but I look at four of the top WCWF superstars, all who have gotten title shots in the past 6 months, and I've got wins over all of them. Remember Giant?? I dragged your ass around the ring by a chain not to long ago. Vader, I beat your ass with a knighstick. Extreme, who could forget??? Some say it was the greatest match of all time, it was truely the highlight of my career. Taz, I took the Dainja belt away from you. The list goes on and on... And I just can't help but wonder... Why do I have to wear a mask to get a match against one of you goons?? I can't help but think, maybe it's fear. It's high time that I start calling the shots around here, and I'm issuing a challenge, to four of you. Giant, Vader, Mr Extreme, and myself... A four corners match, no weapons, no inteferences, to find out who the best man is. If you got the sack, I'm not hard to find. I'd prefer doing this at a PPV, so the entire world can see make take care of all of you, it's up to what Goddard has to say. There's my offer punks, take it or leave it. Shamus: Who the hell cares? Inferno is demanding title shots when he just got his ass kicked like 15 minutes ago! Fountain: Back to the ring... and Vader is fighting these men off the best he can... but there just isn't much he can do... they have got Vader backed into the buckle and are kicking him in the gut.... while the Undertaker helps the Giant to his feet, who was getting mauled in this matchup. Shamus: It doesn't really matter now... and what is up with the NWO .... they only have three guys out here?? It's like they don't care or something... could the NWO be no more? I hope so... some of those guys have talent and need to break off and be themselves. Fountain: Vader being destroyed in the ring now.... and wait just a minute! Vader just started swinging out of the corner! He slams the Godwinns into each other! Nails Yokozuna with a kick to the gut and a DDT! Vader is getting power out of nowhere.... nailing everyone in sight now! Jason Aaron just cracked his cane over the back of the Giant!!! Shamus: The Giant turns around and Aaron looks like he is fearing for his life! The Giant signaling for the choke slam! Fountain: Vader nails the Undertaker with a clothesline as he charges in and knees the Giant from behind! Oh! That would have been great to see the Master of the Mind Game slammed.... Shamus: Vader overdriven with power here.... he's taking everyone in site down.... and wait a minute?!?! [The lights go off yet again.] Fountain: The lights are down again..... back up quicker this time... and that's Sting in the ring! Sting has got his bat... and he came up through the bottom of the ring... How long was that guy under there? Since Shaolin Dynamite/Sabu? Shamus: I hope he had some Ultimate Warrior comic books or something to keep him busy.... maybe he had a handheld video game... like a wrestling game or something, that's the only way he can win a match. Fountain: Sting approaching The Giant with the bat.... everyone in the ring is tired... and Sting turns and swings the bat at Vader! Shamus: HE DUCKS!!! Sting just nailed Sgt. Scott who was behind him!!!!! And Scott is going crazy! He thinks he's in war again! Fountain: Look at Sting...he's about to make a Stink in his pants! Shamus: That was horrible.... shut up and let me take over... Sgt. Scott is my territory! Fountain: Whatever.... Shamus: Sgt. Scott steps up to the plate with his bat.... and he just swung and knocked Sting out of the park! Sting is down... Scott is going crazy... he's nailing everyone in the ring.... and now he grabs Jason Aaron and puts him in the Court Martial before slamming him down into Vader! Fountain: Geez. Shamus: Scott grabs Vader now.... sends him for the ride.. RUNNING FOREARM SMASH! Giant back up, wobbily, nails the Giant with the Running Forearm Smash.... and rolls the Giant ontop of Vader! Fountian: There's the count from Keyshawn Williams... who is the only one not to be touched in this match... one.... two... three! Shamus: GIANT WINS it... I MEAN SGT. SCOTT WINS IT! Scott is going crazy in the ring nailing all comers!!!! Fountain: We have to go people! Thanks for joining us on pay per view.... in the WCWF.... where we separate the men from the boys! GOODNIGHT! [Scene ends with Sgt. Scott clothesline anyone in the cage that approaches him... while the NWO are on the outside being pummeled by SLH, Warlord, and Taz.] ============================================================================================================== Kaged II Credits Editor ................................................... Dainja Producer ................................................. Dainja Director ................................................. Dainja Writers Wrestler Pre-Match Interviews .................... Their Handlers Free For All ............................................. Baylon American Tag Team Title Dance ......................... KingJobbr "When Blueblood Spills" ................................. X-Sarge Bartender Jack/Drunken Rocket vs. The Troubled Youth ..... Miguel The Clique vs. The Hardcore Homeboyz .............. Mark & Miguel Spin the Wheel: The Rising Sons vs. SLH ............... KingJobbr The Dominators vs. Dark Horses ............................. Mark Revenge of the Mystery Partners ............................. JOS Shaolin Dynamite vs. Sabu ............................... X-Sarge Final Vengance ........................................ DanDevine Taz vs. "Lionheart" Chris Jericho ........................... JOS Steel Cage Submission Challenge ....................... MrExtreme Steel Cage Grudge Match of the Year ..................... X-Sarge Main Event: Vader vs. The Giant .......................... Dainja Kaged II and the WCWF should not be reproduced without written consent from the WCWF itself and is copyright WCWF 1997. All rights reserved. ==============================================================================================================